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**SwanCo**

Steven Hawking.
He has a mechanical throne
He's smart
He talks when he can't (obviously a psyker using his brain to communicate)

What do ya'll think?

**micahaphone**

Nice one. If so, when did he have the armor that the Emp wore while fighting Horus? Hawkings in fancy gold armor. Photoshoppers, you have been given a challenge!

**SwanCo**

34 seconds on MS Paint

**The10thnazgul**

You guys are bastards....kind of....

**Karon**

**SwanCo**

The10thnazgul wrote:You guys are bastards....kind of....

Steven Hawking loves the rap song "whenever a shoot its a drive by" (or something like that....) but anyways its a rap song about him and he thinks its great...this is much less offensive. if the situation arose i would love to be considered the emperor of man

**Rube**

If this is true, it means Steven Hawkings must battle Peter Higgs to the death then erase his soul from existance. Or if he is already interred in his Throne, he must have done this by now..? Maybe Peter Higgs is like, Abaddon, or something...

**padixon**

Its funny you bring up Steven Hawkings. He just was quoted saying that aliens should not ever be trusted. hmmm...Suffer not the alien to live?

**Black Corsair**

This time the Mechanicus did a really good work!.... his new "golden throne" can move!

**SwanCo**

padixon wrote:Its funny you bring up Steven Hawkings. He just was quoted saying that aliens should not ever be trusted. hmmm...Suffer not the alien to live?

I did see that

Black Corsair wrote:This time the Mechanicus did a really good work!.... his new "golden throne" can move!

better then they can usually manage

Rube wrote:If this is true, it means Steven Hawkings must battle Peter Higgs to the death then erase his soul from existance. Or if he is already interred in his Throne, he must have done this by now..? Maybe Peter Higgs is like, Abaddon, or something...

that would be simply poetic

**Black Corsair**

SwanCo wrote:

Black Corsair wrote:This time the Mechanicus did a really good work!.... his new "golden throne" can move!

better then they can usually manage

weell maybe that one was lost with the Primarch..... maybe the EMPRAH was a bit lazy and told the mechanicus to make this one.... but that chair surely was lost.... and you know...tech become something misterious.... so they cannot make their actual Throne with wheels.... that's techno-heresy.... (poor Emprah.....)

**JSK-Fox**

Holy cow.

:O

**SwanCo**

One day he will stand and fight, and sadly get smitten back to his throne. Then his Earth will be divided into three main parties. Dell (led by bill gates) tons of weaker machines. Small but efficient. Apple (led by steve jobs) More expensive machines that pack some punch. And HP (led by whoever does HP stuff) builds the machinery used by most of the other forces.

**SwanCo**

Famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking has been thinking a lot about the cosmic question, “Are we alone?” The answer is probably not, he says.

If there is life elsewhere in the universe, Hawking asks why haven’t we stumbled onto some alien broadcasts in space, maybe something like “alien quiz shows?”

Hawking’s comments were part of a lecture at George Washington University on Monday in honor of NASA’s 50th anniversary. He theorized that there are possible answers to whether there is extraterrestrial life. One option is that there likely isn’t life elsewhere. Or maybe there is intelligent life elsewhere, but when it gets smart enough to send signals into space, it also is smart enough to make destructive nuclear weapons.

Hawking said he prefers the third option:

“Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare,” he then quickly added: “Some would say it has yet to occur on earth.”

So should you worry about aliens? Alien abduction claims come from “weirdos” and are unlikely. However, because alien life might not have DNA like us, Hawking warned: “Watch out if you would meet an alien. You could be infected with a disease with which you have no resistance.”

The 66-year-old British cosmologist, who suffers from ALS and must speak through a mechanical device, believes “if the human race is to continue for another million years, we will have to boldly go where no one has gone before.” Hawking compared people who don’t want to spend money on human space exploration to those who opposed the journey of Christopher Columbus in 1492.

“The discovery of the New World made a profound difference to the old. Just think we wouldn’t have had a Big Mac or KFC.” – msnbc

**wuestenfux**

“Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare,” he then quickly added: “Some would say it has yet to occur on earth.”

Primitive life forms? Reminds me on Orks and Tyranids.

**Black Corsair**

wuestenfux wrote:
“Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare,” he then quickly added: “Some would say it has yet to occur on earth.”

Primitive life forms? Reminds me on Orks and Tyranids.

JA! who knows what can be awating out there? remember, universe is infinite...(or nearly) infinite possibilities....