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2010/06/04 02:38:36
Subject: Ork Conversation!!!
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Master Sergeant
North Carolina
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The way this works is that you post a line that an ork would say. You can't post two times in a row. Bonus points for being funny!!
It should be something like my example here:
Poster 1- Ork Boss:Hey you betta fix up dat land raider wit more dakka dakka.
Poster 2- Mechboy:Alright, alright boss, it just makin funny noises an shutin off when i hit da big switch.
Poster 3- Ork boss:If you dont hurry up i'll let loose the squigs on your a**!!
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This message was edited 10 times. Last update was at 2010/06/04 14:05:52
Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them they die.
When life gives you lemons, make orange juice, and let everyone wonder how you did it.
98% of people like "98% of <group of people> thinks/likes <something>. If you are the 2% that <something else in contrast> copy+paste this into your sig!" type sigs. If you're part of the 2% that hates it, copy+paste this into your sig
        
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2010/06/09 01:34:28
Subject: Re:Ork Conversation!!!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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OI YUZ! GIT UR ARSE N GEAR YA GITZ! Mov to da rally point n sedup!
(well............................meh)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/06/09 01:35:54
So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/10 00:59:36
Subject: Ork Conversation!!!
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Savage Minotaur
Chicago
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Boss: Oi, make me a sandvich
Grot: feth off
Boss: Ok! Just don't hurt me!
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2010/06/10 01:05:57
Subject: Ork Conversation!!!
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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XD
I actually laughed at this one XD
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2010/06/10 01:43:11
Subject: Ork Conversation!!!
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Swift Swooping Hawk
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"Wot? Lovs scrapp'n? Naw, we'z fight cause dey won let uz dance wit da Emprah!"
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"If you are not naughty you get a cookie. If you are naked, you get a cookie." - Insaniak, Dakka Mod
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2010/06/15 18:31:58
Subject: Ork Conversation!!!
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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Warboss: Time ta stomp sum 'umies!
Nob: Wot, tinned or da cheap stuff?
Warboss: Da tinned stuff! Got ma klaw ta open dem up! Give da cheap stuff to da boyz!
Meh..
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