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2009/04/07 19:48:28
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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Nurglitch wrote:Acre upon acre of beautifully painted armies, and game boards as far as the eye can see. Armies and gaming boards you can be proud of, because you always rolls 6. Armies and game boards that are a testament to your painting prowess and tactical genius. Hot and cold running cheetos, and the howling adulation of millions of fanboys just waiting for wisdom to drip from your lips in a river of asthmatic neckbeard charm.
Ai! Ai! Slaanesh is the gate, Slaanesh is the key, Slaanesh is the gate and the key! Through Slaanesh all secrets are known! Ai! Ai! Slaangeesch wgah-nag fhtagn!
hahaha well in the armybook there is something discribed about a circle where you can rule huge armies etc i found the story about the circle's and slaneesh his palace very entertaining(sorry for my bed english)
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2009/04/08 03:23:24
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Rough Rider with Boomstick
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Guitar Hero and an endless supply of Red Bull?
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  The Happy Guardsman
Red Templars
 Radical Inquisitor
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2009/04/17 14:47:17
Subject: Re:hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Exarch_Nektel wrote:Must you have started this thread?
If  = blood, then  = A multitiude of things, most of which resulted from an orgasm.
You're a sicko.
Dead puppies?
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2009/04/17 20:56:14
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Serious Squig Herder
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What does Tzeentch have then?
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2009/04/17 21:02:19
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Sword-Wielding Bloodletter of Khorne
Salt Lake City, UT
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A moat filled with pennies, since he is the God of Change. GET IT?!!?!?!!??!
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2009/04/18 04:00:46
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Traitor
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I bet that Slaanesh has a massive pit full of raep tentacles.
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2009/04/19 05:55:26
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Rampaging Carnifex
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I like to think that "raep" tentacles is actually how they are spelled, as a unique concept. Funnier that way.
What we are all forgetting, and this is obvious here, are the mountains of cocaine.
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Dakka. You need more of it. No exceptions.
You ask me for an evil hamburger. I hand you a raccoon.-Captain Gordino
What are you talking about? They're Space Marines, which are heroic. They need to be able to do all the heroic stuff. They fight aliens and don't afraid of anything. -Orkeosarus
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2009/04/19 08:39:59
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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rap tentacles? Would go allright with the loud music and drugs theme :-)
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2009/04/19 09:31:07
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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I'll say it:
Slaanesh has a moat filled with boiling semen.
sA
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My Loyalist P&M Log, Irkutsk 24th
"And what is wrong with their life? What on earth is less reprehensible than the life of the Levovs?"
- American Pastoral, Philip Roth
Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags. |
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2009/04/19 09:51:24
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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You mean the guys who sail on ships?
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2009/04/19 09:56:10
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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halonachos wrote:You mean the guys who sail on ships?
Yes, seamen is a good source for semen.
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2009/04/19 14:40:42
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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Mellon wrote:halonachos wrote:You mean the guys who sail on ships?
Yes, seamen is a good source for semen.
Facepalm.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/04/19 15:19:44
Subject: Re:hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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A retinue of sculptors eager to find out how many Bewbs can be sculpted before they get fired
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2009/04/19 21:24:42
Subject: Re:hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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P4NC4K3 wrote:A retinue of sculptors eager to find out how many Bewbs can be sculpted before they get fired
Six-hundred and Sixty-six.
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy.
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2009/04/19 21:28:30
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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Exarch_Nektel wrote:Mellon wrote:halonachos wrote:You mean the guys who sail on ships?
Yes, seamen is a good source for semen.
Facepalm.
lmao rolf, you three have made my day
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2009/04/23 23:17:28
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Enginseer with a Wrench
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Rule #34. That is what surrounds Slaanesh.
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2009/04/23 23:18:28
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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KaloranSLC wrote:Rule #34. That is what surrounds Slaanesh.
I think you just won this thread.
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2009/04/23 23:25:25
Subject: hey since Khorn has boiling moats of blood, what does Slaneesh have?
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
A slum in scotland... the only shinty with a computer!
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i think he/she would have a "river" of souls, and a secondary river running from george bush....
and a third river with all my spelling errors there to haunt everone forever!!
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This message has not been spellchecked!
Enjoy decyphering it, it was my pleasure to make it.
If all 'llse failz 'uze a bigga CHOPPA!!
i play: /   /  too now
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