Dakka's Favourite Primarch

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**Orkeosaurus**

What do you get when you cross a Space Wolf, an Ultramarine, and a Dark Angel?

**Demogerg**

Emperors Faithful wrote:Leman Russ was a close second but...Sanguinis.
He took on a bloodletter 1 on 1! And later he died. I think no other Primarch (cept Horus) was that loyal and willing to show the ultimate sacrifice. He fought Horus when he KNEW he would lose. That takes much cushpah.

I have a Grey Hunter that killed 2 Bloodletters in close combat solo. Thats not very impressive.

All of the loyalist primarchs were willing to die, Russ is just such a badass that chaos had to avoid him to have any chance.

**RustyKnight**

Where be Magnus? Racists. Leaving out the cyclops.

**Cheese Elemental**

Orkeosaurus wrote:What do you get when you cross a Space Wolf, an Ultramarine, and a Dark Angel?

A really strange porn movie?

**Orkeosaurus**

Of course not, Ultramarines wouldn't do porn.

You get a Howling Bland-she!

Hehehehehe! So clever Orkeo! Why thank you, myself!

**Cheese Elemental**

My favourite Primarch would be Sanguinius. Eh fights bloodthirsters and doesn't afraid of anything.

**Emperors Faithful**

Cheese Elemental wrote:My favourite Primarch would be Sanguinius. Eh fights bloodthirsters and doesn't afraid of anything.

Right on!
And he also commanded (in my humble opinion) the greatest Spez marin chapter to roam 40k. Blood Angels.

**scifi112233**

all i have to say is that the wolf is the best their ever was is and will be and that wolves in space is frickin awesome.......... plus the fluff i mentioned before hand

**CF Scout**

I only marginally picked Dorn over Fulgrim, but still Dorn gets my vote.

**Kogwar**

I had to make the hard decision between Horus or dorn ( a decision noone should ever have to make) But as always ( at least before the haresy) Horus wins Ftw " luprical"

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scifi112233 wrote:I voted leman russ because he got drunk and threw the spear of russ at the moon and the entire legion spent 3 days in the swamps looking for it

That is not what he was saying as the lion knocked him out in one punch.

**Ciaphas-Cain**

SANGUINIUS

who doesnt want wings?

**Manchu**

How is this poll fixed? Eighty percent of the votes have been canceled. Poll fails.

**Orkeosaurus**

I'm voting for Alpharius, but NOT Omegon.

Also, no one vote for Gulliman!

**Perturabo's Chosen**

Guess who I voted for!

Durandal Wrote:

Russ is the only Primarch that you could take to the bar and get hammered with.

Robute wouldn't go, for it is unhealthy.
El'Johnson would go, drink heavily then stick you with the tab.
Angron would get in a fight with the bouncers before the first round.
Dorn would be all "You call that a hangover?" before driving home.
Fulgrim would be sipping 100$ drinks with funny names while texting on his imperial blackberry.
Perturbo would sit in a corner, nurse one beer all night and mutter to himself.
Khan would bar hop all night with Corax.
Sanguinius and Curze would have gotten sidetracked at a rave,
and Ferrus Manus would be cruising with Vulkan.

I believe that Perturabo would steal your beer, but then not drink it.
Mortarion would poision your beer.
Fulgrim would defiantly drink the fruity drinks with the little umbrella.
Magunus the red would do those cheese bar tricks.
Alpharius/Omegeon double shots.
Jaghati Kahn; have you seen drunken master?
Vulkan; Scorpion bowl (they have the little flaming volcano in the middle).

**Dreadwinter**

So, was the poll created after the post? Because, I only see 2 votes for Russ, when it seems there should be about 11.

Also, go Sanguinius.....

**Gwar!**

It seems people who voted before the Poll was "fixed" lost their votes. I suggest the OP begs a Mod to Lock this thread and start a new one

**Manchu**

Dreadwinter wrote:So, was the poll created after the post? Because, I only see 2 votes for Russ, when it seems there should be about 11.

Actually there were nineteen or so votes for Russ previously. Where they went only Admins know.

Also,

Perturabo's Chosen wrote:Guess who I voted for!

Durandal Wrote:

Russ is the only Primarch that you could take to the bar and get hammered with.

Robute wouldn't go, for it is unhealthy.
El'Johnson would go, drink heavily then stick you with the tab.
Angron would get in a fight with the bouncers before the first round.
Dorn would be all "You call that a hangover?" before driving home.
Fulgrim would be sipping 100$ drinks with funny names while texting on his imperial blackberry.
Perturbo would sit in a corner, nurse one beer all night and mutter to himself.
Khan would bar hop all night with Corax.
Sanguinius and Curze would have gotten sidetracked at a rave,
and Ferrus Manus would be cruising with Vulkan.

I believe that Perturabo would steal your beer, but then not drink it.
Mortarion would poision your beer.
Fulgrim would defiantly drink the fruity drinks with the little umbrella.
Magunus the red would do those cheese bar tricks.
Alpharius/Omegeon double shots.
Jaghati Kahn; have you seen drunken master?
Vulkan; Scorpion bowl (they have the little flaming volcano in the middle).

Horus would buy the bar and attempt to close it so as to appease Chaos by turning it into a Starbucks. He would be narrowly stopped by the Emperor, however, after tripping over a passed-out Sanguinis. Vulkan, Russ, and Dorn would then buy everyone a few more rounds but Guilleman would get huffy (because they don't have Smirnoff Ice) and b*tch about drunk driving until everyone agreed to go home and read his AA pamphlet.

**Dreadwinter**

I see, well, that sucks.