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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 13:28:09
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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Id become a commissar and shoot all ya maggoty asses
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 13:48:19
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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Canonness Rory wrote:
You can't be a space marine after you've hit puberty 
You can if Chaos Space Marines find us first, they use dark magics and what ever there twisted Apothecaries do.
If the Imperium found us, I would join them and enlist in the Imperial Guard.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 17:34:45
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Its funny but it seems like half the people in this thread want this to happen lol.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 17:55:25
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Mutilatin' Mad Dok
SE Michigan
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Who wouldn't want this to happen? It's like a dream come true. . . . except for the part that we would all probably die
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 18:17:37
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)
The Great State of Texas
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Wait, its not? (puts uniform back in closet)
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 18:38:14
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Calculating Commissar
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I'd gladly help the compliance effort. Grab the nearest Lasgun and light up the first protestors I see. All while yelling "Ave Imperator!" at the top of my lungs
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Canonness Rory wrote:You can't be a space marine after you've hit puberty 
Then how is it that most Chapters induct new members between the average ages of 10-14? You -can- become a Space Marine after reaching puberty, there's just a limit as to far into development you can be.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 18:48:08
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Isn't that the supersecret "highlight of the year" we all wait for?
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 19:24:50
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Foolproof Falcon Pilot
Somewhere in the unknown universe.
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I'd think they'd wonder why Earth had the same geography as terra (minus the whole himalayans turned into palace thing).
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Manchu wrote:Agamemnon2 wrote:
Congratulations, that was the stupidest remark the entire wargaming community has managed to produce in a long, long time.
Congratulations, your dismissive and conclusory commentary has provided nothing to this discussion or the wider community on whose behalf you arrogantly presume to speak nor does it engage in any meaningful way the remark it lamely targets. But you did manage to gain experience points toward your next level of internet tough guy. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 19:32:36
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Exarch_Nektel wrote:I'd think they'd wonder why Earth had the same geography as terra (minus the whole himalayans turned into palace thing).
Would those born at terra or enlisted in any terran organization really know the geography of terra in pre heresy times?
Imperial projects and the war could have changed too much.
Maybe if the emperor finds us ( he would remember )....
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 20:20:50
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Armored Iron Breaker
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Im actually pretty sure that Terra is in fact Earth just transformed into a hive world, because i dont know if you know but Terra is latin for "earth". Btw, if i were to join the imperium, they've better change their laws and get their s**t strait or ill resist.
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Teh Emprah Protects
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 20:39:49
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Well Terra is Earth.
We can only guess lots of things have changed in human history in the 38k years from today to year 40k. We can be pretty sure there have been a lot of rebellions to begin with. But if you teach enough generations about the Imperial truth, people will not know any other truth.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 21:34:54
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Wing Commander
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Yeah, there are no oceans on Terra anymore, so I imagine it would look pretty radically different.
And I would definitely join the resistance. The Imperium is a terrible, terrible place. It is the most bloodthirsty, inhumane regime imaginable. Your children can be taken and have their souls sacrificed to a ravenous god. Your wife could be seized by an inquisitor as a sex slave and there is nothing you could do. No thanks- I'd rather die w/ my boots on then be some grub in the machine.
Plus, I'm about 1,000% positive the SM are more interested in recruiting resistance fighters than they are people who willingly submit.
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Abadabadoobaddon wrote:Phoenix wrote:Well I don't think the battle company would do much to bolster the ranks of my eldar army  so no.
Nonsense. The Battle Company box is perfect for filling out your ranks of aspect warriors with a large contingent from the Screaming Baldies shrine.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 22:05:14
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Im pretty sure there be alot of rebellions, i mean would they bother? Why not just bomb us and leave Earth in peices.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 22:09:10
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot
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The Imperium needs resources, they can't afford to destroy planets unless there's no possibility of them benefiting from the resources anyways, or that planet is extremely dangerous to the Imperium as a whole.
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Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/29 22:10:24
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Since Warhammer 40k is set far in the future, it has already happened
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/30 15:25:03
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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We all know it won't happen, the Imperium actually existing.
But if it did, and they tried to conquer earth, I'd be one of the first to join the resistence and fight them. The Imperium is absolutely horrible to live in. You could be forced to join the Guard and have a guarantee that you'd die. You could lose your girlfriend or wife to an inquisitor because he either wants a slave or thinks she's tainted. Not to mention that we'd be forced to worship the Emperor or die. Our whole world could be damned to Exterminatus just because some 40k gamer decided to make a Chaos cult!
I can guarantee that if the Imperium took over Earth, the 40k gamers who like Chaos or the xeno races would get us all killed!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/30 16:08:06
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Nimble Pistolier
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commissariat for me.
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501 Agathonian Grenadiers
Blood Angels strike force
Glory for the first man to die!
the caption says " when there is something scary at the front, put something even scarier at the back." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/30 21:07:42
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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lol no they just think they are cool. but they don't believe in the chaos gods so yeah.
but if one of the history nerds like me would become a prophet for the emperor : D
because of my all knowing ability of where all the chapters and xenos races live >: D
so i could tell the imperail commanders where they should strike : D better.
and then i try to become a space marine : D who wouldn't?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 04:15:49
Subject: Re:What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Charging Wild Rider
Wanganui New Zealand
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If it happpend right this minute I would try to join the ULTRASMURFS (Im young enough  )
however if it was about a year away I would either join the IG or the inquisition
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 07:07:21
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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ShadowAngel159 wrote:
I can guarantee that if the Imperium took over Earth, the 40k gamers who like Chaos or the xeno races would get us all killed! 
I most certainly would not. Well maybe, but I'd try to be more discreet than just go "HAI GUYS WANNA JOIN THE CHOAS KULT I MADES?"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:02:09
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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Screw that, I would steal a ship and join up with the Russians/Germans, I mean Tau. The imperium is dying because they are scared of new technology. At least with Tau, they advance in technology over time. You know those people who drive cars from the 1980s? Thats probably the equivalent of a landraider.
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My 40k Theory Blog
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:03:37
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Timmah wrote:Screw that, I would steal a ship and join up with the Russians/Germans, I mean Tau.
The imperium is dying because they are scared of new technology. At least with Tau, they advance in technology over time.
Oh the ignorence of america... Russia isnt communist anymore and germany never was.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:13:31
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader
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The tau aren't really communists. More Facists I believe.
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My 40k Theory Blog
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:21:01
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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Dont Tau commit mass genocide of a race if they dont follow there rules?
Do you know what would be interesting i might make a thread what if Earth came under Tau rule.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 21:44:50
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Timmah wrote:Screw that, I would steal a ship and join up with the Russians/Germans, I mean Tau
Don't.
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/07/31 22:11:37
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Timmah wrote:The tau aren't really communists. More Facists I believe.
no the tau are deffinatly communist, the imperium is facist.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 11:26:16
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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in the 40k universe earth is under imperial rule and has been renamed as Holy Terra and is the capitol and has its very own chapter of space marines (the Imperial fists ) and this is where the emperor lives. Despite the thirteenth black crusade and several tyranid hive fleets heading this way its perfect earth is the most heavily defended planet in the 40k universe
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 11:47:21
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Ancient Venerable Black Templar Dreadnought
Where ever the Emperor needs his eyes
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They are using their imaginations to pretend that "Our Earth" is different to "Holy Terra" and that for some reason there exists and exact copy of the Sol System.
Oh and your location should read Ultramar, not Ultrama.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 21:25:02
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Steady Space Marine Vet Sergeant
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I my self would destroy earth myself just to piss you guys off.
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-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2009/08/01 22:05:31
Subject: What if Earth was put under Imperial rule
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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garret wrote:I my self would destroy earth myself just to piss you guys off.
1. How would you go about doing this?
2. was that supposed to be funny?
3. this doesnt even deserve a three...
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