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Who is the worst boss to work under in the 40k universe?
Abaddon the Despoiler
Kharn the Betrayer
Asdrubael Vect (leader of the Dark Eldar)
An Imperial Commissar
An Ork Warboss
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Deadshot Weapon Moderati





Rochdale (GW Manchester)

Kharn is definitely the worst since you never know which side he will kill in battle?

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Stalwart Tribune





La Coruna, Spain

In my opinion, or Khârn (he may kill you) or a C'tan.
   
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!





melbourne

A tau Etheral, I'm Greater Good this, Greater good that. Thats all he ever talks about.
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Rangerrob wrote:Abbadon must be a Cubs fan. (We'll get them next year...lol)

LOL. That's a great line. I dare anyone to paint Abbadobby in Cubs colors, with maybe a cap instead of that topknot.

In the dark future, there are skulls for everyone. But only the bad guys get spikes. And rivets for all, apparently welding was lost in the Dark Age of Technology. -from C.Borer 
   
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Boom! Leman Russ Commander







Commisar fFucklaw is the worst he will execute anyone even god emperor because they interrupted him

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Fully-charged Electropriest






Glasgow

IvanTih wrote:commisar fucklaw is the worst he wilkl execute anyone becuse even god emperor because they interrupted him


no...wait..Wha?

   
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor







God-Emperor: Yo Yarrick, Ill let you finish, but Lord Solar was the best tactitian of all time.


THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader





Bristol, England

I reckon working for an Imperial Inquisitor would be horrible:

Inquisitor: Well minion is he guilty?

Minion: I think we should give him the benefit of the doubt.

Inquisitor: HERETIC YOU SHALL BUN TOO!!!!!!!!!!

or

Inquisitor: Well minion is he guilty?

Minion: Yes sir he is a heretic lets burn him.

Inquisitor: Why are you so keen to burn a loyal son of the Emporer you must be A HERETIC I SHALL BURN YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






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Nuremberg

The "/exhalts!" won the thread for me.
Good stuff!

   
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Regular Dakkanaut



CT

I think an ork warboss is the best out of the list to work for. I'm sure he's inspiring since he was strong enough to take the position, and he's gonna always try to lead you to the biggest fight which is what every ork wants. Just don't stand too close to him or you might get power klawed if he's angry.

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Hardened Veteran Guardsman





abbadon cus he fails

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Raging Rat Ogre




USA, Waaaghshington

Demogerg wrote:God-Emperor: Yo Yarrick, Ill let you finish, but Lord Solar was the best tactitian of all time.



ROFL!!! I laughed really hard at this, my lil sister thought i was crying.


Da Warboss aint so bad, you just gotz ta be extra kunnin an off 'em, den youz da boss. Werk't fa me!

I think a being some kinda nid underling would suck, if you fail you just get recycled into a new bug, and you got no free will.

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Boom! Leman Russ Commander







Fucklaw executing God emperor http://1d4chan.org/images/8/8c/Fucklaw.jpg and delivering his wrath on chaos http://1d4chan.org/images/5/5a/IMPATIENTMARINES.jpg

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Kelne





Warsaw, Poland

My money goes to Kharn. He'd kill you as eagerly as the enemy, if not more eagerly just because youre closer.
   
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader





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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter






Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)

Abbadon. He = Fail.

Despite what people think, Kharn is actually a pretty decent guy. I mean, it's not like he didn't WARN you or anything, just take a look at his name!

Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.

"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
 
   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

The not so god Emperor. Why even when he was alive he was like "Oh I'll go kill some orks" *10 mins later* "Aww I am Le tired. I'ma have a nap"

The Kanye post was loltastic.

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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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Solahma






RVA

@Shadowbarnd: HERESY!

AHHH MOTHERLAND!

meanwhile, the tau are like "wtf, mate?"

   
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Excellent Exalted Champion of Chaos






Grim Forgotten Nihilist Forest.

xD.

*Meanwhile Shadowbrand in his hockey rink is thinking*
"What's goin on eh?"

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I've sold so many armies. :(
Aeldari 3kpts
Slaves to Darkness.3k
Word Bearers 2500k
Daemons of Chaos

 
   
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

Ghazghkull. Poor Makari...

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
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Mysterious Techpriest







Chenkov. Honestly, who wants to be nothing but a meat shield do be smashed into the enemy until something breaks? I'd rather serve under Khârn than that crazy bastard, and I tend to root for the Imperium.

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Nigel Stillman





Austin, TX

Demogerg wrote:God-Emperor: Yo Yarrick, Ill let you finish, but Lord Solar was the best tactitian of all time.



Win thread?

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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster






I have never liked Dark Eldars. If that hardly spelled Dark Eldar lord is the one with the Ravager with all the slaves, I hate him.
*mumbles something about not being jealous*


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I have never liked Dark Eldars. If that hardly spelled Dark Eldar lord is the one with the Ravager with all the slaves, I hate him.
*mumbles something about not being jealous*

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Win/Draw/Lost statics
Space Orks: 11/1/1
Space Marines: 10/2/5
Lizardmen: 8/2/3
High Elves: 13/2/2 and one tournament victory!
Dark Eldar: 1/0/0 
   
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Been Around the Block




UK



Just made this to continue the trend!

When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run in little circles, wave your arms and shout! 
   
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Torch-Wielding Lunatic




Seoul, Korea

I hate World Eaters

500+

 
   
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Raging Rat Ogre




USA, Waaaghshington

Wait! Is it too late to change my vote? Zagstruk, he's gotta be one of the harshest bosses in 40k. and his saftey rules suck, I mean D3 boyz die whenever he lands? Someone should report him to OSHA.....

 
   
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Devastating Dark Reaper




Tennessee

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Pulsating Possessed Chaos Marine





United Kingdom, London

metallifan wrote:But that's why you don't -defend- Abbaddon. Because he's the worst boss. If you defend him, you're making him look like he doesn't fail


Meh. Abaddon doesn't fail. He's attacking an extremely heavily defended world, with 20 space marine chapters for support+more when the reinforcements arrive. You also need to realise that the goal hasn't been run 2 terra and kill ST00F.

"And what are the achievements of your fragile Imperium? It is a corpse rotting slowly from within while maggots writhe in its belly. It was built with the toil of heroes and giants, and now it is inhabited by frightened weaklings to whom the glories of those times are half-forgotten legends." 
   
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Frothing Warhound of Chaos



Behind you.

Kharn, he's beyond the level of possessed by the Gods evil.

"When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

"Frag this..."
 
   
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Da Head Honcho Boss Grot





Minnesota

I actually hear Kharn is a pretty cool guy.

Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
 
   
 
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