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You get a funeral.

I put in a Sega Mega Drive, $1000000000000000000 and a 2 day subscription to WD

You get a transmission for a 1985 honda civic.

I put in a used size 10(US) right shoe, a large supreme pizza, and a 4 pound box of warhammer bitz.

Demogerg wrote:You get a transmission for a 1985 honda civic.

I put in a used size 10(US) right shoe, a large supreme pizza, and a 4 pound box of warhammer bitz.

You get a space smurf and a space emo elf wearing pink tongs and holding hands

I put my soul, a Ultramarine with a plasma cannon and a Squigoth

You get Mephiston.

I put in some nail clippers, a mutated toe(+1 internet if someone gets the reference), and an XV88 "Broadside" Battlesuit.

you get bisexual alien with trigger happy fingers

I put in a pair of Nikes, a bottle of beer(empty), and a cell-phone

You get these:



I put in a heavy bolter, some Vaseline(used) and a stick.

You rape infantry

I put in a sandwich, a Leman Russ Battle Tank and Brad Pitt

You get a Russian woman with a beard and her own privat Carnifex.

I put adielubbe, a condom and some dark eldar

you get an ork with your ex


i put in a duck a slugga and a lascannon

You get a fat, stupid bloke saying: 'tastes like chicken'

I put in a snowboard, a shot of tequila and Jeremy Clarkson

You get me wearing a gimp suit giving you a backdoor express suprise

I put a pr0n video, a Lictor and some waffels

You get Metal Gear Solid 4.


I put in a styrofoam cup, some gravel, and spit.

You get a mighty Space Fortress.

I put in some Industrial Towers and Space Corridors.

You get the first season of Red Dwarf

I put in South Africa, an ipod nano and The Mighty Boosh

you get two empty cans of diet water

i put the FLGS an duck and a packet of chrisps

You get a stand selling fried ducks.

I put in a horde of rat-men, a pot of Warlock Purple paint and two lollipops.