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2009/12/14 00:33:53
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... A bird getting sucked into a plane!
If today was your last day...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2009/12/14 01:03:21
Subject: Re:make it less sensible game
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Terra, circa M2
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If today was your last day then things would kinda suck.
2+2=...
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Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light!
I have loved the stars too fondly
to be fearful of the night.
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2009/12/14 01:05:34
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Mysterious Techpriest
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It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... just a bird. I really need to lay off the Vicodin.
Chocolate is delicious.
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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2009/12/14 01:19:48
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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@Owain: Again, you got ninja'd.
2+2 = Windows!
Do you know the Muffin Man?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/14 19:09:13
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Do you know the muffin man? The one that murdered Twinkie the kid?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall...
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2009/12/14 19:24:27
Subject: Re:make it less sensible game
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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mirror mirror on the wall whos been ninjad most of all
whoa look at that......
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2009/12/14 22:47:16
Subject: Re:make it less sensible game
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Vulkan_He'stan wrote:mirror mirror on the wall whos been ninjad most of all?
 Woah! Look at that...  In the Grimdarkness of the Far Future...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/14 22:47:55
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/15 00:42:11
Subject: Re:make it less sensible game
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Terra, circa M2
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In the grim darkness of the far future, there are little plastic men with guns.
Knock, knock...
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Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light!
I have loved the stars too fondly
to be fearful of the night.
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2009/12/15 04:26:54
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Knock, knock.
Feth off.
If a bear takes a dump in the woods...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/15 07:49:12
Subject: Re:make it less sensible game
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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when a bear takes a dump in the wood grots eat it
if only i ............
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2009/12/15 11:26:16
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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If only I brought a bullet-proof vest!
Out of the frying pan...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/15 15:49:20
Subject: Re:make it less sensible game
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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out of the frying pan what the feth were you doing in it
why did you...........
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2009/12/15 17:26:19
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Why did you let your girlfriend play warhammer?
When in doubt...
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2009/12/15 19:59:23
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Mysterious Techpriest
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When it doubt, use tactics.
Purge the unclean...
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DQ:90S++G+M++B++I+Pw40k04+D++++A++/areWD-R+++T(M)DM+
2800pts Dark Angels
2000pts Adeptus Mechanicus
1850pts Imperial Guard
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2009/12/15 20:48:08
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Purge the unclean, or at least make them deoderant.
No pain, no gain.
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/15 20:52:11
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Focused Fire Warrior
Atlanta
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No pain, no gain, masochist has a bad laundry day.
I once knew an ork from Nantucket...
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Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. -- Sun-tzu
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on. -- Ulysses S. Grant
Armies and records (w/l/d) (1v1 only)
Orks: ~8500pts -- 2009: 52/2/7 & 17/2/6 in RTTs -- Casual size 85% Painted
Empire: 7000pts -- 2009:19/6/11 & 3/1/5 in RTTs -- Casual size 50% Painted
Marines: 2000pts -- 2009: 4/2/0 -- 20% Painted
Kroot Mercenaries - ~1500pts -- 2009: 0/1/1
Vampire Counts: 1850pts -- 2009: 9/3/4 -- Paint? We're dead...
Skaven (Work in Progress) - ~4000pts -- 2012: 1/1/1 -- Unpainted
Tau (Work in Progress) - 1500pts -- 2012: 5/1/1 -- 20% Painted |
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2009/12/15 20:57:49
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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I once knew an ork from Natucket,
Who killed people with a giant bucket.
As he walked over here,
I was gripped with fear,
And I said to myself "Well,  it."
Don't cry over spilled milk...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/15 20:59:14
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/15 23:17:39
Subject: Re:make it less sensible game
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Terra, circa M2
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Don't cry over spilled milk, unless you also dropped your cookie.
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe...
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Though my soul may set in darkness
It will rise in perfect light!
I have loved the stars too fondly
to be fearful of the night.
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2009/12/15 23:29:49
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Eeny, meeny, miny, moe. Orksies all say 'Ere we go!'
Please don't stop the music...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/15 23:30:28
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/18 13:25:30
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Screamin' Stormboy
England, South
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Please don't stop the music, it's stopping the voices in my head from forming a battle plan!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck...
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I don't care if you lick windows, eat crayons or talk to trees, ride on the Special Bus or occasionally pee yourself... even if you imagine you're on fire or that your hair is chasing you... you're special! Keep smiling sunshine, don't let the get you down!!
===Begin Dakka Geek Code===
DS:70+S+G-M-B-B-I+Pw40k94#-D+A+/hWD-R+T(S)DM+
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2009/12/18 14:35:29
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Focused Fire Warrior
Atlanta
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck... if the wood chuck was Chuck Norris? (Sorry, too easy to fall in to that one.)
If I was the marrying kind, and I thank the good lord I'm not sir...
(Bonus points if your answer is one of the REAL answers to that one)
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Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. -- Sun-tzu
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on. -- Ulysses S. Grant
Armies and records (w/l/d) (1v1 only)
Orks: ~8500pts -- 2009: 52/2/7 & 17/2/6 in RTTs -- Casual size 85% Painted
Empire: 7000pts -- 2009:19/6/11 & 3/1/5 in RTTs -- Casual size 50% Painted
Marines: 2000pts -- 2009: 4/2/0 -- 20% Painted
Kroot Mercenaries - ~1500pts -- 2009: 0/1/1
Vampire Counts: 1850pts -- 2009: 9/3/4 -- Paint? We're dead...
Skaven (Work in Progress) - ~4000pts -- 2012: 1/1/1 -- Unpainted
Tau (Work in Progress) - 1500pts -- 2012: 5/1/1 -- 20% Painted |
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2009/12/18 14:42:26
Subject: Re:make it less sensible game
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if it ate a chainsword?
did you ever...........
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2009/12/18 14:50:58
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Screamin' Stormboy
England, South
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Sorry Vulkan, think there has been ninjas in the
shadows... or possibly Kommandos 
Just for the fun of it I can do both...
If I was the marrying kind, and I thank the good lord I'm not sir... the kind of rugger I would wed would be a rugby hooker!
Did you ever want to smash the computer simply because that soddin' paperclip popped up and asked if it could help!!?
(thanks for the inspiration Vulkan)
p.s - Chuck Norris rulez!!
8 out of 10 Eldar prefer to take 2 bottles into the shower...
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/12/18 14:52:22
I don't care if you lick windows, eat crayons or talk to trees, ride on the Special Bus or occasionally pee yourself... even if you imagine you're on fire or that your hair is chasing you... you're special! Keep smiling sunshine, don't let the get you down!!
===Begin Dakka Geek Code===
DS:70+S+G-M-B-B-I+Pw40k94#-D+A+/hWD-R+T(S)DM+
===End Dakka Geek Code=== |
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2009/12/18 15:09:18
Subject: Re:make it less sensible game
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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8 out of 10 Eldar prefer to take 2 bottles into the shower for uneldarish reasons
how much wood would a dreadnought......
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2009/12/18 21:05:51
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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How much wood would a dreadnought destroy with his flamer?
9 outta 10 ain't bad...
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2009/12/18 21:11:52
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Focused Fire Warrior
Atlanta
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9 outta 10 ain't bad, or at least the Fire Warrior thought so. Then the 10th Ork was in range, and he didn't have any more thoughts.
For the greater...
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Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win. -- Sun-tzu
The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on. -- Ulysses S. Grant
Armies and records (w/l/d) (1v1 only)
Orks: ~8500pts -- 2009: 52/2/7 & 17/2/6 in RTTs -- Casual size 85% Painted
Empire: 7000pts -- 2009:19/6/11 & 3/1/5 in RTTs -- Casual size 50% Painted
Marines: 2000pts -- 2009: 4/2/0 -- 20% Painted
Kroot Mercenaries - ~1500pts -- 2009: 0/1/1
Vampire Counts: 1850pts -- 2009: 9/3/4 -- Paint? We're dead...
Skaven (Work in Progress) - ~4000pts -- 2012: 1/1/1 -- Unpainted
Tau (Work in Progress) - 1500pts -- 2012: 5/1/1 -- 20% Painted |
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2009/12/18 21:20:57
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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For the greater amount of turtle pie, one must engage in shenanigans.
Whatever will be will...
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2009/12/18 21:36:43
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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Actually, that one doesn't make sense.  Did you mistype?
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Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers"
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2010/01/07 21:29:44
Subject: make it less sensible game
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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I don't think so, he said "for the greater" and instead of saying "good" or "amount of persons" I invoked turtle pie.
So I made his sensible remark less sensible with a remark that is sensible, but less sensible in this case.
The phrase is "que sera sera" or something along that line, but when translated means "whatever will be will be". It was in a song.
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2010/01/08 07:47:01
Subject: Re:make it less sensible game
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Aspirant Tech-Adept
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whatever will be will be very yellow and bad for diabetes
if life gives you lemons....
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