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Da Boss wrote:No no, Richard Dawkins arresting the Pope is inherently hilarious. It could only be funnier if when it happens, His Holiness exclaims "Rats, it's the Fuzz! Let's cheese it!" and a high speed Popemobile chase ensues.
Maybe a virus bomb? Keeps all the buildings and guns intact.
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--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
or follow through with the DEA's plan to use Lil' Wayne to clean up the Mexican drug cartels
DR:80+S(GT)G++M++B-I++Pwmhd05#+D+++A+++/sWD-R++T(Ot)DM+ How is it they live in such harmony - the billions of stars - when most men can barely go a minute without declaring war in their minds about someone they know.
- St. Thomas Aquinas
Warhammer 40K:
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
"The Eldar get no attention because the average male does not like confetti blasters, shimmer shields or sparkle lasers."
-Illeix
We could send our Dragon Tank, if Obamanation hadn't cut its funding...
Anuvver fing - when they do sumfing, they try to make it look like somfink else to confuse everybody. When one of them wants to lord it over the uvvers, 'e says "I'm very speshul so'z you gotta worship me", or "I know summink wot you lot don't know, so yer better lissen good". Da funny fing is, arf of 'em believe it and da over arf don't, so 'e 'as to hit 'em all anyway or run fer it.
Frazzled wrote:Actually it would be really easy. Close the border. Anything moving near the border gets a JDAM.
Mexico is a pretty significant trading partner. That would be pretty destructive economically, and pretty damn ineffective considering it would likely cost billions. Also JDAMs are expensive.
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Do you remember that time that thing happened?
This is a bad thread and you should all feel bad
Yeah, closing off the border would result in fewer authentic burritos and more knockoffs.
Think of the burritos Frazz.
--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
Unfortunately things like this happen quite often in Mexico, it's nothing new... Probably we just don't hear about it often. There are parts of Mexico that are very dangerous, even for the Mexicans themselves. On the flip side there are quite a few expatriots from the US living in Mexico because it's cheaper to live there. Mexico is a very corrupt country for sure. Whenever I travel there I make sure to travel with fellow Mexicans, especially in the bigger cities like Mexico City. I don't think anything is going to change anytime soon except for the constant increase in illegal aliens crossing the border.
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ALL HAIL SANGUINIUS! No one can beat my Wu Tang style!
It's why I got laid off my job. Most of our customers pulled their contracts and sent them to the companies division in Mexico for that reason.
Funny really because we had to fix some of their feth ups. The work they did was so shoddy makes me wonder how it ever passed the QC people they were being built for.
--The whole concept of government granted and government regulated 'permits' and the accompanying government mandate for government approved firearms 'training' prior to being blessed by government with the privilege to carry arms in a government approved and regulated manner, flies directly in the face of the fundamental right to keep and bear arms.
“The Constitution is not an instrument for the government to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the government.”
With all of the MS 13 packs popping up in American cities, it will not be long before we're at war in our own neighborhoods. Then all this talk of civilian casualties will be turned on its head. You know what we need to do? Arm all of the WWE wrestlers and make them our commanders/mascots in the military. Recruiting and morale would be at an all-time-high. And make Chuck Norris the new Secretary of Defense.
It's why I got laid off my job. Most of our customers pulled their contracts and sent them to the companies division in Mexico for that reason.
Funny really because we had to fix some of their feth ups. The work they did was so shoddy makes me wonder how it ever passed the QC people they were being built for.
Advocate capitalism until it bites you in the ass.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Frazzled wrote:Actually it would be really easy. Close the border. Anything moving near the border gets a JDAM.
Mexico is a pretty significant trading partner. That would be pretty destructive economically, and pretty damn ineffective considering it would likely cost billions. Also JDAMs are expensive.
You know its possible to do both right?
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Fateweaver wrote:Yeah, closing off the border would result in fewer authentic burritos and more knockoffs.
Think of the burritos Frazz.
Screw that. We have Tex Mex. We're set baby.
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KingCracker wrote:MOABs
No save those for Berkeley.
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-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Frazzled wrote:Actually it would be really easy. Close the border. Anything moving near the border gets a JDAM.
Mexico is a pretty significant trading partner. That would be pretty destructive economically, and pretty damn ineffective considering it would likely cost billions. Also JDAMs are expensive.
Would you be refering to NAFTA? because even though that is still going the clinton administration did a damn fine job screwing it out for the next few decades.
Listen, my children, as I pass onto you the truth behind Willy Wonka and his factory. For every wonka bar ever created in existance, Mr. Wonka sacraficed a single Oompa Loompa to the god of chocolate, Hearshys. Then, he drank the blood of the fallen orange men because he fed them a constant supply of sugary chocolate so they all became diabetic and had creamy, sweet-tasting blood that willy could put into each and every Wonka bar. That is the REAL story behind willy wonka's Slaughter House!
warpcrafter wrote: You know what we need to do? Arm all of the WWE wrestlers and make them our commanders/mascots in the military. Recruiting and morale would be at an all-time-high. And make Chuck Norris the new Secretary of Defense.
I can picture it now. The two armies facing off across the battle field. The sound of mariachi music rising gently with the afternoon sun. Triple X and John Cena look towards the enemy lines and lock eyes eyes with a dozen enemy commanders wearing bright neon full face Luchador masks... "Today is a good day to die."
Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
How could a place with the best kinda food in the world be such a bad place to live? can't they just eat their burritos and be happy? I know i'd be happy if I could have burritos every day. And enchiladas too.. chicken & cheese with mole on top!
Necros wrote:How could a place with the best kinda food in the world be such a bad place to live? can't they just eat their burritos and be happy? I know i'd be happy if I could have burritos every day. And enchiladas too.. chicken & cheese with mole on top!
The fires of discontent began stewing back in '94 during the great toilet paper drought. Since then there has been an outward explosion of fiery hot anger. And it seems that no matter how much chile relleno, and chorizo y papas are consumned, the hot buttery flow of revolution is unstopable. Add into that the high taxation of pepto bismol, and low fiber intake, and Mexico's greatest asset (the food) becomes the lynchpin of it's social unrest.
I'm only qouting from wikipedia though, so I may be mistaken.
Veteran Sergeant wrote:Oh wait. His fluff, at this point, has him coming to blows with Lionel, Angryon, Magnus, and The Emprah. One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet.
Albatross wrote:I guess we'll never know. That is, until Frazzled releases his long-awaited solo album 'Touch My Weiner'. Then we'll know.
warboss wrote:I marvel at their ability to shoot the entire foot off with a shotgun instead of pistol shooting individual toes off like most businesses would.
Mr Nobody wrote:Going to war naked always seems like a good idea until someone trips on gravel.
Ghidorah wrote: You need to quit hating and trying to control other haters hating on other people's hobbies that they are trying to control.
ShumaGorath wrote:Posting in a thread where fat nerds who play with toys make fun of fat nerds who wear costumes outdoors.
Marshal2Crusaders wrote:Good thing it wasn't attacked by the EC, or it would be the assault on Magnir's Crack.
I like the Mexican Special Forces units that are being hired out by the cartels to ensure the bangers (MS 13, Mafia) don’t screw things up. We actually have armed foreign military operatives within our borders yet do nothing. Only a matter of time before it blows up in our face. Iran and Russia are arming most of the Cartels via other clandestine operations. The Revolutionary Guard now operating in Venezuela and other surrounding nations it is only a matter of time before South America is totally radicalized and smuggling a cheap form of heroin from the middle-east. I know this is the boogie man scenario but it really is not looking good in the southern part of our hemisphere.
Boyz before toyz
Boyz before toyz
boyz before toyz
York/London(for weekends) oh for the glory of the british rail industry
Fateweaver wrote:Hehe. You mean top job takers?
It's why I got laid off my job. Most of our customers pulled their contracts and sent them to the companies division in Mexico for that reason.
Funny really because we had to fix some of their feth ups. The work they did was so shoddy makes me wonder how it ever passed the QC people they were being built for.
And for a greater kick in the teeth to US workers the company that fired them probably got a tax break to move to mexico. although the great wall of mexico is well on its way as a border guard, the best way would be to increase military presence on the border and start taking down the drug roots, street dealers all the way up, cos if you just take out the heads of cartels, there would be bloody power struggles killing lots of civilians,
The main problem with a war on drugs is that as soon as you take a group down a smaller local group or a large foreign group will soon assert its dominance if you had a war on mexican drug lords you would then have to tighten and protect its southern borders from the like of colombian drug lords.
Relictors: 1500pts
its safe to say that relictors are the greatest army a man , nay human can own.
I'm cancelling you out of shame like my subscription to White Dwarf. - Mark Corrigan: Peep Show
Avatar 720 wrote:Eau de Ulthwé - The new fragrance; by Eldrad.
I work for a vacation company, our south america tours are some of the cheapest
the safest place to visit is probably costa rica. Last year a 72 year old tourist beat the piss out of a guy that tried to hijack their tour bus. Their criminals are all wimpy.
Alpha Legion - 15,000 pts For the Emperor!
WAAAGH! Skullhooka - 14,000 pts
Biel Tan Strikeforce - 11,000 pts
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One can only assume he went into the Eye of Terror because he still hadn't had a chance to punch enough Primarchs yet. 
