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I apply to 18(!) of these and I am Catholic.
If you even attempt to claim that I am satanic I will punch you right in the face no matter who you are.
IDKwtf these people are smoking. 'Plays violent videogames or of a roleplaying nature' (OH GAWD KotOR IS EEVILL!) 'Watches cable television' (....*facepalm*)
This is almost an attempt at trolling. Some of this stuff is completely laughable.
Edit: Oh yeah..."expresses interest in sex"....hehe, yeah, because no 'normal' kid likes boobies. >.>
........,
Mr. Self Destruct
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/06/13 01:51:21
Kabal of the Void Dominator - now with more purple!
"And the moral of the story is: Appreciate what you've got, because basically, I'm fantastic."
I'm so metal... I fall asleep to the Anvil Chorus.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
I just love how people take something like Goth and decide it is evil.
Half the goths I know just laugh at stuff like this.... Of course when we say Goth we mean.....
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
wow.... these groups make me laugh. by saying someone is evil they are no better then the person they are accusing. sin of pride yet again, retards..... why does the interwebs put up with them? goths are by no means evil
"Those that Dare impersonate the dead are judged to join their ranks!"- Alucard
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hmm. what do ankhs have to do with satan? its egyption right? Also. people are atleast 10 of those. Who doesnt complain of boredoom. Or wear band t-shirts. Or sleep to much. I really hate it when people publih things like that. It just furthers some people belief that religiou people are closed minded. then they think i am.
-to many points to bother to count.
mattyrm wrote:i like the idea of a woman with a lobster claw for a hand touching my nuts. :-)
Subcultures drive me insane, Goth, Emo, Punk, Emo-Punk, Metal, and Rave "cultures" all share similar origins. Kinda weird when you think about it, but if you play connect-the-dots a bit you see it.
"I drive a big car, cuz I'm a big star. I'll make a big rock-and-roll hit." "I am a big car, and I'm a strip bar. Some call it fake, I call it good-as-it-gets."
I am both selfish and chaotic. I value self-gratification and control; I want to have things my way, preferably now. At best, I'm entertaining and surprising; at worst, I'm hedonistic and violent.
I particully love how it says buddhism, and hinduism is the work of the devil!
Does it?! Strewth I missed that one
must have been because I was laughing so much.
Kinda scary that people may actually believe this stuff.
Can you really get Gothybrekk?
Dracula cereal. Is that bite size clusters that turns the milk red?
The 3 of the items relating to solitary activity are the same! M
My daughter spends time alone in her bedroom. So that is 3 out of 5 straight away!
The fact that she may be doing her homework is irrelevant.
I pegged at 19. gak! Im a goth?When did that happen? Curse my terrible short term memory, I didnt know that change occurred.
Oh well, youtube has everything you need
13. Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
It has been reported in a book that former Pope John Paul II beat himself with a whip and slept naked on the floor to bring him closer to Christ.
1. Frequently wears black clothing.
In Rome, Roman Catholic clergy are permitted to wear black, grey, and blue clerical shirts, while in the United States they are permitted to wear only black, quite likely because of long-standing custom.
11. Drinks alcohol.
26. Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
No quotes but wiki a Catholic Mass.....
9. Shows an increasing interest in death
Lent is the annual commemoration during Holy Week of the Death and Resurrection of Jesus,
And thats 5... Catholics are Goth. Talk about selfloathing.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Yup
Black is the chosen colour of the clergy here too.
Again with the reclusivity (x3)
What does that say about hermits, and Saints (eg Simeom Stylites and Jerome)
And those evil Benedictine monks
I am guessing this list was not compiled by a Catholic
And 10 interwebs to helgrenze for the visigoth and vandal barbarian pic.
Those redemable for GW figs?
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Apart for loling hard at the first list (even more so at Deadshane's) I'm trying to figure out how anyone in the western world isn't a Goth going on this list.
Most of the adult population would have.
Drinks alcohol.
Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.
Expresses an interest in sex.
and easily then one of these to the other four.
Frequently wears black clothing.
Complains of boredom.
Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature.
Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
Masturbates
Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
Everyone I know qualifys, including my blinkin parents.
We're all Goths!
"That's not an Ork, its a girl.." - Last words of High General Daran Ul'tharem, battle of Ursha VII.
Two White Horses (Ipswich Town and Denver Broncos Supporter)
Papa bear sleeps too much and Mama Bear sleeps too little. But Little Baby Bear sleeps juuust right!
bless.
It would have been more interesting if they had used a bit more imagination. I reckon that if you say you are bored when masturbating while dancing provocatively at a night club....
Now that is weird.
It will also get you arrested, just don't ask me how I know
Hi Manchu
remind me not to make statements based on stereotypes, I had figured some crazed zealot from an obscure charismatic church.
Kabal of the Void Dominator - now with more purple! 
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