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Wrexasaur wrote:Actually, that avatar has a pretty awesome background.

Aye thats what drew me to it, just a whoa moment, really nice pic.

Although If I'm honest I really wanted a gif I found of Zoidberg's slinky catching on fire, but it wouldn't fit on Dakka.


Back on topic.

Vampires suck... hurr

FIND. REAL. PORN.

Nerds make me sad, fully acknowledging that I am one :(

Not sure I want to see what Frankentsein Girl looks like...

At any rate, I've been able to suppress my libido by imagining actually getting a BJ from one a Vampiress. Thoose fangs. Ouch.

Also, it helps that most of my ex'es have been blood-sucking she-demons. I know how to deal.

Morathi and Kilkrazy win the thread. Moar!

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:FIND. REAL. PORN.

Nerds make me sad, fully acknowledging that I am one :(

Seriously, don't you know that only tanned, 36D+, 115lb or less leggy blondes acceptable to playboy are the only women REAL men are allowed to enjoy the sight of? Holy hell guys, haven't you been watching your Spike TV like all real men should?

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Slarg232 wrote:I would much rather have a girl who isn't trying to suck my blood.

QFT.

I prefer them to suck something else......

i'm glad i'm picky when it comes to the women i like... bloody vampires and bloody twilight makeing vamps into retards instead of the awesomeness presented in blade

Back in about '98 my flat mate and I were getting off the tube at Archway Station at about midnight.

As we walked out a rather hot looking goth girl was walking the other way, my interest peaked I smiled at her only for her to smile back - result. You guessed it she had fangs!

Being half cut and not a little stoned we found it pretty freaky and headed for the nearest pub for some light refreshment to calm the nerves.

I was way into the concept of vampire guys until watching True Blood. That's the first vampire show that I'd ever seen them do an upclose shot of the biting and just how much blood is involved. all the glamour in the world can't make up for the fact that they are taking your blood out of you and feeding on you. I don't care how hot they look. I still watch the shows and read the books, but I think that fantasy is finally done.

loranafaeriequeen wrote:I was way into the concept of vampire guys until watching True Blood. That's the first vampire show that I'd ever seen them do an upclose shot of the biting and just how much blood is involved. all the glamour in the world can't make up for the fact that they are taking your blood out of you and feeding on you. I don't care how hot they look. I still watch the shows and read the books, but I think that fantasy is finally done.

I find it much worse that you had it.. What's the bloody point liking something which is only interested in using you as food, and actually shouldn't look the same as humans, just a bit like humans, in other words, inhuman.

Go screw Nosferatu then come back please

Through money or blood, either way all women (normal and vamp) will bleed you dry.

Which way Because I can think of three.
One ripping your heart out like how most American Marriages end.
Two CENSORED
Or Three they murder you to Khorne just for kicks.

Thats why Texas women are superior. They won't bleed you dry, they'll just cut/shoot/run over you quickly. They are merciful like that.

I though I'd seen beauty in faraway places, until I looked upon those Houston faces

Spent Hollywood nights up in beverly hills, but they weren't nothing like one night down in Brownsville.

I would strongly disagree.

Asherian Command wrote:I would strongly disagree.

With what?

Texas women being prettier and superior. I'm from a small town in Illinois about 15,000 people and We have quite alot of hotties. So I can't compare with other states. And not only that but are asian population all know martial arts which scares me

۞ Jack ۞ wrote:Through money or blood, either way all women (normal and vamp) will bleed you dry. Or just be a whore and cheat on you and steal some stuff and sell it on eBay

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Through money or blood, either way all women (normal and vamp) will bleed you dry.
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and men will just sit there and make you wash their stinky socks.

Wow.. how did.. "Is this hot?" turn into a soapbox for some of you guys to bag on marriage?

Asherian Command wrote:Texas women being prettier and superior. I'm from a small town in Illinois about 15,000 people and We have quite alot of hotties. So I can't compare with other states. And not only that but are asian population all know martial arts which scares me

Its not my fault you grew up in Illinois where its cold and everyone has to dress up like eskimos. Sundresses are formal attire down here.

martial arts? Thats for girls,er wait. pah Ours just run you over.

Texas women scare me. Especially with there big hair. I alway think they are hiding a knife in that thing if something goes wrong. Not to mention a women who drives a pick up scares the day light out of me.


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Aslong as the bottom part is intact i am ok with it.

garret wrote:Texas women scare me. Especially with there big hair. I alway think they are hiding a knife in that thing if something goes wrong. Not to mention a women who drives a pick up scares the day light out of me.

Quite so quite so. Texas women are not for the timid.

Neither are LA women. Because they can be both genders. Or have done both genders.

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Frankenstein girl has better milk jugs than vampire girl, but hideous scars all over her head, she's a total "butter face".

Vampire shmampire...

Sucks to be a vampire.

This thread shalt be closed!(close it mods)This is going to have something bad on it,i know.