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Dirty Trick 101:

Lash of submission + a bag-o-greasy-chips.
Insert hands into bag-o-greasy-chips.
Use Lash and pass psychic test.
RAW, you get to handle the opponent's models.

Proceed to rub grease all over enemy models and ruin their models.

'Dirty' Trick accomplished

This got me. Nicely done sir.

Sanctjud wrote:Dirty Trick 101:

Lash of submission + a bag-o-greasy-chips.
Insert hands into bag-o-greasy-chips.
Use Lash and pass psychic test.
RAW, you get to handle the opponent's models.

Proceed to rub grease all over enemy models and ruin their models.

'Dirty' Trick accomplished

..... This is the dirtiest of tricks..... wow.


This makes me CONTEMPLATE using lash maybe... against certain people

Im looking at you @megamarines!

CSM squads have to be at 10 to take two special weapons.

Sanctjud wrote:Dirty Trick 101:

Lash of submission + a bag-o-greasy-chips.
Insert hands into bag-o-greasy-chips.
Use Lash and pass psychic test.
RAW, you get to handle the opponent's models.

Proceed to rub grease all over enemy models and ruin their models.

'Dirty' Trick accomplished

I'm not a violent man, but my opponent would be leaving the gaming table with a broken nose/arm if he pulled something like this.

I'm not a details guy. I slab paint on my models where it should be, and call it a day. However, I don't want to have to do it over, and nore do I play Nurgle, so yeah...

Sanctjud wrote:Dirty Trick 101:

Lash of submission + a bag-o-greasy-chips.
Insert hands into bag-o-greasy-chips.
Use Lash and pass psychic test.
RAW, you get to handle the opponent's models.

Proceed to rub grease all over enemy models and ruin their models.

'Dirty' Trick accomplished

That's horrible! Actually, I read the first line, and immediately I thought, "no... no, no one would ever do... oh no, oh... oh god, no! AWWW!"

Here's more fun special weapon shenanigans: Plague Marines can have 2 special weapons, regardless of numbers. FNP and MEQ armor mean that they're ideal for plasma guns, seeing as they almost never lose models to Gets Hot! and they can spam them.

Jihallah wrote:I was half expecting "deepstrike 10 terminators with combiplasma's"

I do this all the time. Actually only five termis, but still - 10 plasma shots is enough to shred most units worth 175 pts. Plus, the plethora of icons in my army lets me drop them anywhere. What this means is basically that they fling themselves down next to a big enemy unit and make their points back on the plasma, and then anyone else that they kill by, ya know, being terminators is juts icing on the cake. Delicious, chaos icing.

In case you couldn't tell, I'm a fan of plasma and think it should be used for everything including but not limited to cooking, washing your car, and pest control.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Also, chosen meltaspam.

IronfrontAlex wrote:

Sanctjud wrote:Dirty Trick 101:

Lash of submission + a bag-o-greasy-chips.
Insert hands into bag-o-greasy-chips.
Use Lash and pass psychic test.
RAW, you get to handle the opponent's models.

Proceed to rub grease all over enemy models and ruin their models.

'Dirty' Trick accomplished

..... This is the dirtiest of tricks..... wow.


This makes me CONTEMPLATE using lash maybe... against certain people

Im looking at you @megamarines!

I would...kill you where you stood...

Sanctjud wrote:Dirty Trick 101:

Lash of submission + a bag-o-greasy-chips.
Insert hands into bag-o-greasy-chips.
Use Lash and pass psychic test.
RAW, you get to handle the opponent's models.

Proceed to rub grease all over enemy models and ruin their models.

'Dirty' Trick accomplished

^_^

megamarines wrote:

IronfrontAlex wrote:

Sanctjud wrote:Dirty Trick 101:

Lash of submission + a bag-o-greasy-chips.
Insert hands into bag-o-greasy-chips.
Use Lash and pass psychic test.
RAW, you get to handle the opponent's models.

Proceed to rub grease all over enemy models and ruin their models.

'Dirty' Trick accomplished

..... This is the dirtiest of tricks..... wow.


This makes me CONTEMPLATE using lash maybe... against certain people

Im looking at you @megamarines!

I would...kill you where you stood...

You could damn well try MATHEW!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVL3b1wKZQU

Fun MC list friend played...

Demon Prince
Kharne
Greater Demon

2-3x Rhino w 8 Berzerkers w Champ PF
2-3 x Lesser Demons 6-10

3 x Defilers w 2+ CCW.

I don't know if this is dirty but berzerkers backed up by 3 defilers and two MC with Kharne deathstarring on the enemy was fun to watch.