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2010/10/29 22:52:45
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Hanging Out with Russ until Wolftime
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Hire Gwar! to proofread Codexes.
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Got 40k Rules Question? Send an e-mail to Gwar! for your Confidential Rules Queries.
Please do not PM me unless really necessary. I much prefer e-mail. 
Need it Answered RIGHT NOW!? Ring me on Skype: "gwar.the.trolle"
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2010/10/29 22:53:07
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Luke_Prowler wrote:Bring back GorkaMorka!
Yup. Automatically Appended Next Post: Gwar! wrote:Hire Gwar! to proofread Codexes.
Yup.
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2010/10/29 22:56:17
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Vespid Bee swarms with quotes making vague references to the 2006 "The Wicker Man" film.
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2010/10/29 23:15:00
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
Inside that little light in your refridgerator
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Necrons out the wazoo.
S_P
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Fafnir wrote:What part of "giant armoured ork suppository" do you not understand?
Balance wrote:Nothing wrong with feathers. Now, the whole chicken, that's kinky.
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2010/10/29 23:17:23
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Gwar! wrote:Hire Gwar! to proofread Codexes.
This actually does sound like a good idea.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2010/10/29 23:27:02
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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purplefood wrote:Gwar! wrote:Hire Gwar! to proofread Codexes.
This actually does sound like a good idea.
I agree. Should we sign a petition to get him hired?
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/10/29 23:37:12
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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A zombie army that eats brainssssssssssss.
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 1500 pts of unpainted proxied goodness W-2 L-1 D-2
DQ:90SG-M---B--I+Pw40k10#----D+A/sWD-R-T(S)DM+
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2010/10/29 23:57:58
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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Cultists.
Include DA and BT options in vanilla dex, not too much to add there.
More quality plastic minis.
Make the fluff of SW EVEN BETTER!
Not to whine, but upgrade the chaos dexes.
Less obnoxious brats.
Less IG spam?
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 YOU ALL!  
DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
 Tyr Redfang's Great Company
  : The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2010/10/30 00:07:45
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Boosting Black Templar Biker
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Asgeirr Darkwolf wrote:FREE MINIS!
Nurglitch wrote:Less whiny fans.
These were great
Dont include DA and BT options in vanilla dex 
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DS:80S++G++M+B++I+Pw40k01#+++D++A+++/fWD255R+++T(Pic)DM+
 6500 pts
 8500+ and counting
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2010/10/30 00:25:12
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Australia
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Commissar Kevin Bacon...
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 4th company
 The Screaming Beagles of Helicia V
 Hive Fleet Jumanji
I'll die before I surrender Tim! |
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2010/10/30 01:05:29
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Roarin' Runtherd
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new Warbuggy models
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2010/10/30 04:17:37
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Tail Gunner
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CHEAP FORGEWORLD!
Automatically Appended Next Post:
But that will never happen, along with a lot of stuff here..
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/10/30 04:18:39
2355 points of 
2417 points of 
"Are you telling me that Mister Bumpy, that old monster who lives under your bed and eats socks, is really an agent of the Orks, sending them socks, pants and all other gettups through the warp for them? Mind = blown...."
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2010/10/30 08:11:03
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Wicked Warp Spider
The Webway Gate in California
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Return Epic to its former Glory.
Shuriken catapults 18 inch range.
Avenger catapults 24 inch range.
Increase toughness of Farseers and Autarchs to four.
Give plasma grenades to Dire Avengers, Guardians, Farseers.
Cheaper Forge World.
Plastic Aspect warriors besides Dire Avengers.
Plastic Wraith guard.
Make Wave Serpents weapons snap on like the new heavy weapon platforms.
Eldar weapons only scatter one D6.
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We were masters of the stars once and we shall be again
 
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2010/10/31 23:51:59
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Nasty Nob
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Tournament legal rules in White Dwarf, every issue.
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2010/11/01 01:09:20
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Member of a Lodge? I Can't Say
Australia
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Sanctjud wrote:An actual Chaos Codex.
Nurglitch wrote:Less whiny fans.
There's my input.
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H.B.M.C. wrote: Goood! Goooood!
Your hate has made you powerful. Now take your Privateer Press tape measure and strike me down with all your hatred and your journey to the dark side will be complete!!!
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2010/11/01 01:58:32
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Shas'o Commanding the Hunter Kadre
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Balanced codex's rather than BOOM here is the newest
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2010/11/01 03:09:17
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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imperial guard bikers
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2010/11/01 07:10:28
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Strangely Beautiful Daemonette of Slaanesh
Tucson az
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A plastic warhound titan for 100 bucks ala the baneblade.
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2010/11/01 10:25:36
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Slippery Ultramarine Scout Biker
Czech Republic
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Much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much more updates.
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2010/11/01 10:42:44
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Sneaky Striking Scorpion
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A development team for each of the codecis, and all codecis are released in time with the rules edition releases.
Structured tournaments with ratings rankings and "TO" qualifications (like Magic - the DCI)
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War is my master; Death my mistress - Maugan Ra |
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2010/11/01 14:48:24
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Faster GW Internet Site...
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2010/11/01 15:49:46
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Regular Dakkanaut
5°15′N 117°0′E
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MORE ALIENS ARMY (MORE THAN 2 legs)
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2010/11/01 15:58:51
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Kovnik
Bristol
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Suddenly razor backs, thousands of them!
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Nerivant wrote:The Custodes are the reason Draigo is staying in the Warp.
ObliviousBlueCaboose wrote:I cant wait until i team up with a cron player an kill a land raider with a lasgun.
Black Templars- Nothing makes you manly like unalterable AV 14! |
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2010/11/01 18:54:02
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
University of St. Andrews
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Plastic Hydra.
Gwar! wrote:Hire Gwar! to proofread Codexes.
Also, this.
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"If everything on Earth were rational, nothing would ever happen."
~Fyodor Dostoevsky
"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
~Hanlon's Razor
 707th Lubyan Aquila Banner Motor Rifle Regiment (6000 pts)
 Battlefleet Tomania (2500 pts)
Visit my nation on Nation States!
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2010/11/01 19:01:10
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Abhorrent Grotesque Aberration
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Metal models that are in proportion with their plastic counterparts...
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2010/11/01 19:13:02
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Executing Exarch
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Eldar and Imperial Knights in 40K scale
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2010/11/02 03:35:00
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Been Around the Block
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nostalgic people to stop whining about the chaos codex
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2010/11/02 03:41:26
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Insect-Infested Nurgle Chaos Lord
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Cheap prices. Nuff said.
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Gwar! wrote:Huh, I had no idea Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines posted on Dakka. Hi Graham McNeillm Dav Torpe and Pete Haines!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can I have an Autograph!
Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do. |
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2010/11/02 03:52:10
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Blood Bowl 40k.
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There's just an acre of you fellas, isn't there? |
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2010/11/03 03:14:18
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight
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Assault cannon devastators.
Terminator and Kasrkin friends!
Murheens with Multilazors.
Automatically Appended Next Post: oh and sexual battle sisters
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The Purge 
Iron Hands 
Adepts of Pestilence 
Tallaran Desert Raiders 
Grey Knight Teleport Assault Force
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