What chaos god would you follow

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**Malice**

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("")_(") ALAKAZAM! Your wish shall be done!

**Mit Gas**

Tzeentch.

Or Slaanesh. Cause I'm into artistic stuff, not for the pron.

**Lokirfellheart**

CommissarCandlestick wrote:Nurgle. He's a nice guy with a pretty garden for all his followers to live in.

Azure wrote:Nurgle!Immortality and Beast of Nurgle pets? How could that not be the most fun time ever, coupled with maybe getting a Palanquin of tiny Nurglings, it's all brilliant!

Conservationist wrote:NURGLE OFCOURSE. FATHER NURGLE. even though his followers become pus-filled walking bags of disease with sores and greenish sickly skin, they are immune to its pain and apart from bad looks, whats not to like, immortality, being immune to disease and sickness. NURGLE CARES ABOUT US!

origarmi chicken wrote:Nurgle because he "loves" his followers

cross_revert wrote:Nurgle, for the same reason given above. He's the only "friendly" one.

SilverMK2 wrote:Pappa don't preach, I'm keeping my diseases yeah!

*points to his rating*

Nurgle loves you all!

Jubear wrote:Nurgle because he actually seems to give a damn about his followers.

I agree with all of these.
Papa Nurgle truely loves us all!

**TyraelVladinhurst**

khorne cus yeah... i need blood to live. Or Slaanesh because yeah.... not gonna go there. now if we're including minor gods then add in Malice simply because anarchy and terror are awesome, night lords proved this

**Krork**

Papa Nurgle! I wonder if any of his followers call him "Daddy"?

**Chowderhead**

Krork wrote:Papa Nurgle! I wonder if any of his followers call him "Daddy"?

They do! Nurgle all the way!

**Slarg232**

I would not worship the Chaos Gods, the Chaos Gods would worship me.

Chaos Undivided here.

**kizzdougs**

Khorne: I would be 'sucked in' by the martial honour before slowly devolving until i am a ravin butcher

**Mikalichou**

Well, Slaanesh obviously

Getting your stuff cut by daemonettes might sound bad, but you're a follower of Slaaneh, dude! You will have new ones sprouting again, from your fore head, and your back, and your elbows

Yeah, Slaanesh, definitely. It's like an eternity of college life.

**Malice**

Which is exactly why slaneesh is a no-no

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Khorne or Slaanesh.
(but only if we're talkin Diaznettes here)

**Malice**

Diaznettes?

**Laodamia**

Mikalichou wrote:Well, Slaanesh obviously Getting your stuff cut by daemonettes might sound bad, but you're a follower of Slaaneh, dude! You will have new ones sprouting again, from your fore head, and your back, and your elbows

Yeah, Slaanesh, definitely. It's like an eternity of college life.

+1

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Malice wrote:Diaznettes?

The old metal demonettes that actually looked good.

**Scorpionov**

Tzeentch because

-Endless mutations
-endless knowledge
-outsmart your enemies all the time
-immune to death & disease
-& all that gold who could resist?

**Retrias**

Tzeentech or Khorne

or both

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, KNOWLEDGE FOR THE BLACK LIBRARY

**GalacticDefender**

Tzeench, because occasionally he does stuff that isn't just pure evil. He just changes things, wether its good change or bad change.

**The Thunder Child**

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!

**Exergy**

Manchu wrote:Gork if not Mork.

+1

I would def go for Gork. Mork on the other hand, only on Sundays

**TheLinguist**

I don't get the Gork/Mork thing... I would guess the only ones with a chance of benefit would be the Orks, seeing as they created the Orky gods. And even they get no gifts, no matter how many they kill. So bottom line; worship one of the Big Four or that corner kid, Malal, or you don't get any dessert!

**Daxam**

Definitely have to follow Tzeentch, because that's change I can believe in.

Though I have a soft spot for Khorne and Slaanesh. You know, because Khorne is about martial honour and more than 'Rah, blood thrones and all that jazz'. And Slaanesh because I'm a masochist.

**Urien_Rakarth**

like to say Slaanesh but bu@!?/er i play dark eldar. Got to be Tzeench as hes hope and traditional

**GazzyG**

Slaanesh.

Hell yeah.

**Vandil**

Meneloth (god of pleasure) Minor Chaos deity. or Be'lakor.

**ChronoCupcake**

Malice wrote:Who would whant to hang around daemonettes? Imagine what could happen if they tried anything... with claws insted of hands it could get messy.

Its all good following Slaanesh its not like youd only have one, or that you couldnt get a new and "improved" version perhaps growing out of your neck or thigh ?.

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Mustela wrote:
ChronoCupcake wrote:Malal for me Id carry around some pimped out wargear and go down a self destructive road trying to fight chaos and spend my free time eating demon souls and shooting anti daemon lasers out of my eyes like a boss.

Hurray! Malal!

Y'Know, the Grey Knights and Malal Marines have a lot in common.

How so ? I am curious now

imagine a Diy grey knights splinter force who enlist the aid of Malal... *Mind implodes*

**Owain**

Melissia wrote:How many of these threads are there gonna be?

As usual, I say the Emperor. He may not be a chaos god, but he certainly is a godly power in the warp.

Well, there's mine. The divine aspect of the God-Emperor is sustained by the faith of His followers just like Khorne is sustained by their rage and Slaanesh is sustained by their desire.

**Orkymike**

i would go with nurgle.

**Ronin**

Khorne. All you really need to show your devotion is the occasional outburst of BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

And the accompanying slaughter that would follow. Even if you die, you're still serving your god.

**case013**

As far as the Emporer goes he only helps those who help themselves so he not really doing much. Can't count how many times I've read Emporer blah blah blah then death.

Grandfather Nurgle definitely has some perks, but lets not forget his "pet" he keeps in a cage and the infinite conga line on one of his worlds that makes you dance till you become one of minions.

Slaanesh well...combat drugs, wailing music and crazy perversions. It's like Ozzfest for eternity

Tzeentch- I don't really care to devovle into something that looks like a cooked turkey and spew lightning out of multiple "orafices". then there's the whole whether he really exists or not bc to say he does gives truth to him and tzeentch is a lie so therefore that can't be true and to say he doesn't can't be the truth either. Ugh makes my heard hurt

Now Khorne well...Blood for the Blood God!!!

**Owain**

The Emperor may not offer poisoned favors, but He has repeatedly been shown to aid his followers against Chaos, such as during Eisenhorn's fight against the Lith.