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They have no civilization to speak of, just kind roaming nomadic packs. They have no discernable language and do not seem to demonstrate higher intelligence...

Except, they are assumed to be something akin to a benevolent Mekboy, innate old-one programmed understanding of technology, even if besides that ability they are very animal like.

I think due to the above, I can accept the Inquisition being quite tolerant of them as they will never be a rival to any scale of Imperial civilization, and are in essence half pet half tool.


   
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MajorTom11 wrote:They have no civilization to speak of, just kind roaming nomadic packs. They have no discernable language and do not seem to demonstrate higher intelligence...

Except, they are assumed to be something akin to a benevolent Mekboy, innate old-one programmed understanding of technology, even if besides that ability they are very animal like.

I think due to the above, I can accept the Inquisition being quite tolerant of them as they will never be a rival to any scale of Imperial civilization, and are in essence half pet half tool.


It sounds like, based on this, that banning them would be akin to banning thunderwolves, Salamanders, or those weird IG mounts...

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Has anyone seen the rules for Crowe? Are they still the insanely pointless and counter-intuitive 'any unit assaulting Castellan Crowe gets Furious Charge and re-rolls failed To Hit rolls' that was in the pre-release?

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Miraclefish wrote:Has anyone seen the rules for Crowe? Are they still the insanely pointless and counter-intuitive 'any unit assaulting Castellan Crowe gets Furious Charge and re-rolls failed To Hit rolls' that was in the pre-release?
From the Advance Order listing:

Mat Ward says:
Crowe's an unusual special character, with a sword he doesn't really use, and rules that empower his enemies, so why take him? Because he's a killing machine once in close combat, that's why. Essentially, Crowe combines all the best bits of Purifiers (Cleansing Flame) and Brotherhood Champions (the Perfect Warrior battle stances), making him a fantastic counter to both hordes and elites. In addition, Crowe's close combat attacks are rending on a roll of 4+. That'll put pretty much anything down.

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I need like 20 Jokaero.

I don't care what they do in game.

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Platuan4th wrote:I need like 20 Jokaero. I don't care what they do in game.
Poop, that's more than $240 US!

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That is a big step up from the classic Jokaero model.

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Mat Ward says:
Crowe's an unusual special character, with a sword he doesn't really use, and rules that empower his enemies, so why take him? Because he's a killing machine once in close combat, that's why. Essentially, Crowe combines all the best bits of Purifiers (Cleansing Flame) and Brotherhood Champions (the Perfect Warrior battle stances), making him a fantastic counter to both hordes and elites. In addition, Crowe's close combat attacks are rending on a roll of 4+. That'll put pretty much anything down.

That's hilarious.
   
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BrassScorpion wrote:
Platuan4th wrote:I need like 20 Jokaero. I don't care what they do in game.
Poop, that's more than $240 US!


I didn't mean all at one time! Though I probably will buy 5 or 6 on release, plus a couple pots of orange paint.

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Platuan4th wrote:
BrassScorpion wrote:
Platuan4th wrote:I need like 20 Jokaero. I don't care what they do in game.
Poop, that's more than $240 US!
I didn't mean all at one time! Though I probably will buy 5 or 6 on release, plus a couple pots of orange paint.
Regardless, you have brightened my day, sir. Please post pics when they are painted. Thanks!

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The Jokaero are awesome. I don't even play GK and I want some of these just to paint up.
   
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Is it just me or does the Jokaero look like a baby, orange version of the Clawed Fiend? (Or rather, the Clawed fiend looks like a giant, blue, hormone-induced rage version of the Jokaero?)

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MechaEmperor7000 wrote:Is it just me or does the Jokaero look like a baby, orange version of the Clawed Fiend? (Or rather, the Clawed fiend looks like a giant, blue, hormone-induced rage version of the Jokaero?)
It's not just you, that was my second though (right after WHATTHEFETHSPACEMONKEY!!!!)

Platuan4th wrote:I need like 20 Jokaero.

I don't care what they do in game.

Get a clawed fiend to, paint it orange and see if you can sculp some goggles on him. If only there was something you could use them as a proxy for

   
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As happy as I am to see the Jokaero returned to the game, including them in the Grey Knights Codex is a pretty sloppy, hair brained move.

Matt Ward you say?

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Yes, the Jokaero is a Xeno and it is impossible to communicate with them. So naturally Ordo Xeno can field a complete Jokaero army to purge the universe from Xenos, the Codex doesn't feel the need to explain why
BTW Reaper also has a nice Cyber Ape http://www.reapermini.com/Miniatures/Chronoscope/latest/50214 and there are always the Space gorillas from AT-43: Kharman.

BTW Mat Ward confirmed, and Crowe special character as well.

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SkaerKrow wrote:As happy as I am to see the Jokaero returned to the game, including them in the Grey Knights Codex is a pretty sloppy, hair brained move.


Gets a pass with me since the book finally has Ordo Xenos Inquisitor rules.

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SkaerKrow wrote:As happy as I am to see the Jokaero returned to the game, including them in the Grey Knights Codex is a pretty sloppy, hair brained move.

Matt Ward you say?

No, this reeks of Pete Haines or Alessio Cavatore.

But they left the company...or are they secretly funneling all their stupid ideas through Ward?

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I think they really need to sit down and make all the Codex's as a group. It might help siphon out some of the crap they spew.

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Kroothawk wrote:Yes, the Jokaero is a Xeno and it is impossible to communicate with them.


Just like it's impossible to communicate with apes today? Just because we can't verbally discourse with it doesn't mean we can't find some way to tell it what we want.

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Platuan4th wrote:
SkaerKrow wrote:As happy as I am to see the Jokaero returned to the game, including them in the Grey Knights Codex is a pretty sloppy, hair brained move.


Gets a pass with me since the book finally has Ordo Xenos Inquisitor rules.


Realy, holy feth thats awsome.

Is there any difference in ordo exenos inquisitors and other inquisitors. (wargear, rules, etc)
   
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vaatbak wrote:
Platuan4th wrote:
SkaerKrow wrote:As happy as I am to see the Jokaero returned to the game, including them in the Grey Knights Codex is a pretty sloppy, hair brained move.


Gets a pass with me since the book finally has Ordo Xenos Inquisitor rules.


Realy, holy feth thats awsome.

Is there any difference in ordo exenos inquisitors and other inquisitors. (wargear, rules, etc)


Different wargear lists, same stat line.

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