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Basket of puppies

That wanted to

Steal his bacon.

for his mum

to eat until

the bus came

all over the

guardsmans pie, then

ate it up.

However this is

the part where

his hand slowly

reached for his

Chuck Norris beer

That was filled

with frosty cold

spores from somewhere.

The ork sat and was happy. Because he had A rather large big shoota in in his pants that goes Dakka, but was it enuff dakka for female orks? He then realized he didn't like a pantsful of noisy big shoota so he carefully removed the shoota And killed the laughing little grot. Then the guardsman vomited up rainbows under the stars but fell off the tank, and into a pit filled with deadly heart, stars, and Green clover marshmallows and hit his jaw on the big nasty evil Basket of puppies that wanted to Steal his bacon for his mum to eat until the bus came all over the guardsmans pie, then ate it up.
However this is the part where his hand slowly reached for his Chuck Norris beer that was filled with frosty cold spores from somewhere.


He then Threw.....

up all over

The Grey Knight.

Which turned evil

and was corrupted

The Guardsmen then

ran in terror

without making his

poo in the

Chuck Norris beer

Which tasted of...

(Also, 'Multilaser Multilaser Multilaser!! - sadly I think that article has been taken down now)

Cosmic rangers galaxy

And other stuff