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2011/05/08 13:45:13
Subject: Re:stranded and out numbered
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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Suddenly,the cave starts collapsing,forcing james and his men to rush back and meet up with Sithus (seeing as how you said "im going with this cave"). you barley make it out of the entrance and ram into sithus when you hear a shriek and see a giant unknown type of tyranid coming down from the top of the mountain the cave was on....right twards your group. (if is not obvious,this tyranid is so big its weight collapsed the cave.)
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/08 14:29:21
Subject: Re:stranded and out numbered
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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dont ask why i did this,i just did
story so far
Million upon millions of gaunts came out of no were, killing, devouring, destroying all in their path. none, no space marine, no tau, no ork could escape. and before any could truly react, their wasn't enough troops of any kind left to stop the swarm. this is a story about those who survived, forced to work together to survive the endless swarm of enemy's. but there is hope.on the other side of this jungle planet, a small intact ship is sending a signal...but its deep in enemy territory. can you make it? stranded? out numbered?
as war explodes all around you the sky turns dark and spores start raining down. as tyranids emerge,killing all in their path,your army as well as others,are crushed to almost nothing. you are forced to retreat into the dense jungle,were the bigger ones cant get you...for now. as you and your few survivors are running,you meet each other at a cave,after a long pause, and some debate, you team up...temporarily,of course.
Sithus begins cleaning himself and his equipment" You Chaos brute, whats your story.. You know what I dont give a gak. We have to get off this planet, now"
We should head through the cave, I am lacking long range weaponary
James:Realy i dont care so long as there are still tyranids to kill. Dark eldar, you like slaves an such right? Well back on my ship we have a few loyalists that could you a good talking to
(makes face behind helmet that looks similar to a trollface)
as you head into the cave,a foul stench hit yall. as you go deeper and deeper,you suddenly realize you have no lights,so you stop. then,all of a sudden,one of the chaos cultists leans on the wall, and starts a reaction,making some parts of the walls give off dim teal light.it gives you a warm cuddly felling( which your chaos soo..). you see two paths up ahead,the left has a draft,but also the foul smeel,the right keeps on being cave.
James: "I say we check out this smell you people keep saying is so rank." (gives order to cultist who is leanimg on the wall "scout ahead brother see what is up there".
"you were about to say something sithus' i think your name was?"
"No. I was done." Out of nowhere you hear a crackle and then a swooping sound."My flail, don't worry it won't bite My huskblade on the other hand....."
"Alright have it your way," (mutters somethingabout a massive amount of captured gaurdsmen as i continue walking) "im going to go this way wether you do or not." (signals rest of squad to follow)
Suddenly,you hear a scream,and the chaos cultist that went on ahead comes flying back and topples over james. his arm has been melted off with acid and he is muttering something about stabbing something and getting sprayed. suddenly,you hear a shriek,and 20 genestealers come charging towards you.
Sithus fires his blaster 3 times, killingo two genestealers before they reach them. His Sslyths are constantly fireing their pistols, shardcarbines,and hitting back blows."DIE!" The huskblade was beggining to reap souls whil the razorflail served as a good weapon for deflecting blows.
In mere seconds, befor the chaos could react the Genestealers were dead."Bricha, Neris, Umbra are you men ok?"he said to his body guards "Yess Ssir' They obendiently responded. What Neris didn't tell him was that his lower left arm(The one with a pistol) had been severed at the wrist.
after the battle,in which both sides lost an arm,you keep going and get to the end of the cave and find a bunch of dead,rotting bodies (hence the smell). the dense jungle lies to your left,and even denser jungle lies to your right,but that's the faster path to the ship sending the signal.
"I say right, larger nids wont have room" and to that he sees Neriss' armo severed."Hmmm should regrow by tommorow, if we live that long" Sithus says
James: "damn! I missed a fight, a small one but i still missed it... Sara, where did your arm go? Hmm when we get back to the ship i think we can find you a bionic one.
Well are we going through the bug infested cave or the bug infested jungle? Because im going with this cave, less lictors and more ravenors!"
Suddenly,the cave starts collapsing,forcing james and his men to rush back and meet up with Sithus (seeing as how you said "im going with this cave"). you barley make it out of the entrance and ram into sithus when you hear a shriek and see a giant unknown type of tyranid coming down from the top of the mountain the cave was on....right twards your group. (if is not obvious,this tyranid is so big its weight collapsed the cave.)
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/08 16:27:29
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Screaming Shining Spear
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Ok, Sounds good, i will try to post later
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2011/05/09 21:59:51
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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I"follow me i have a rhino transport not to far from the cave entrance!" starts running back towards the way we came from with my squad close behind
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 if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
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2011/05/12 21:35:41
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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Are we gonna post anythin new anytime soon??
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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2011/05/12 21:37:06
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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waitin on the wild host,he is grounded.ps go check out fall of riech.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/13 12:17:07
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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Nope nope nope nope i dont facking want to nope
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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2011/05/13 20:50:15
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Screaming Shining Spear
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OOC:SORRY SORRY!
Sithus turns to james"Im not riding in an armored SMASH ME THE FU*K OPEN TARGET!"
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2011/05/13 21:51:42
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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as james runs,one of his men yell "oh crap look!" as you look up,you see your vehicle drop in front of you,forcing you to turn around and regroup with the dark eldar. you realize the only place it cant follow is into the thicker jungle.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/14 00:09:59
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Screaming Shining Spear
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Laughing,Sithus walks into the jungle"Told you so,you chaos dumba*s"
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2011/05/15 15:33:15
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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im sory but i would like to point out the fact that my damned cultists dont know how to turn off a vehicle, as well as the fact that if this thing can crush a mountain it can push a few trees aside i say we head deeper into the cave(big hole opened up in ground)
OOC if your just going to blow up someones wargear selection because you dont like what they are doing im not going to play, that means you jason blythe
(stares angrily in direction of your house)
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
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2011/05/15 18:32:02
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Screaming Shining Spear
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OOC:Ummmm the Nids collapsed the cave?I thought it was a natrual occurance
"F**K THE DA** CAVE!" Sithus yells"THE FOREST IS THE QUICKER FUC*ING PATH!"
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2011/05/16 15:11:11
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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"Well someones getting alittle impationt"
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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2011/05/16 15:13:53
Subject: Re:stranded and out numbered
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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as the monster came from the sky (got dropped in) thier is no hole (plus if it made it,it could just follow you soo).
the thick huge trees are to big for it to crush and trample(dang,thick trees.)
the monster bends its head down and its huge eye stares down at james,and licks its mouth.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/16 15:39:59
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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"Well its my experiance that something that big cant get you if your on its head" (begins running forwards at the creature activates jump pack jumps and begins to dodge its attacks , one of its swings comes very close to me but i grab onto its arm and jump off as it raises its claw over its head, allowing me to land on its head) one of my men says to sithus "james has told us to follow your command whilst he finds a way to deal with this creature" you here explosions and shouts coming from the sky where the creature has started to move away
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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2011/05/16 16:37:41
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Pleasure Sacrifice to Slaanesh
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Mind if i join
Name: Yurg
Race: orks
Age: 20
Rank: Unusual smart ork mekboy
Gear: looted bolter and chainsword meks tools
Retinue: a few very loyal grots who each have an abnormaly accurate gun
Ive ben shund away frum da over orks cus im smerter dan dey is an deys not lyk dat i guess an i wus ere' on dis world cus i wus lootin fur loot to bild me a ship to flii off dis rok of a worl but wen i turned an luked up i saw dem gribblys wus comin so i built me a trukk rite fast an its been painted real gud wif dem nids paint an i gots me grots in duh bak ere' an deys all got sum gud dakka goin an den i saw some humys go runnin out uv a grot cave wen dis real big nid tingy droped dowm frum duh sky an startd smashin stuff so i thought ide go elp em out an i starded hedin there way, maybe deys got somfin dat kan fly ME an dem off dis rokk (all duh grots tink so too)
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 about 4000
why wait on the cow to die when you could kill it yourself??? love  |
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2011/05/16 20:30:30
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Screaming Shining Spear
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"Where do you get your shi*y info james...." The creature swats james off with its' tongue" Ssylths fire at will" After about 13 seconds of firing the beast goes down and Sithus slits its' throat."Messy,messy,messy"
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2011/05/16 21:31:05
Subject: Re:stranded and out numbered
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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(hey TGD you can join.)(the beast is big enough to crush a mountain,soo  )
as you try silting its neck,you realize the skin is to thick.it gets up knocking all of sithus and group back and making you land next to the munched up land raider,you see james hanging on to the side of its face as it broke his jet pack with its tongue,it then walks off for some reason. james men are still following sithus. "into the forest?" they and your men say in union. then you hear a sound,and see a trukk diving towards you.
as yurg is driving towards the group of dark eldar and chaos space marines,he sees the giant tyranid walk off. he then notices a munched up land raider next to the group, with one or its side heavy bolters intact and enough parts to possibly fix one of the assault cannons on top. you also realize that the jungle has thick undergrowth,so your trukk will move slow,so you may want a dozer thing on the front.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/16 23:00:06
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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As it passes a tree i jump off and slide down the tree to the ground and sprint back to the group
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
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2011/05/16 23:16:58
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Pleasure Sacrifice to Slaanesh
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OOC i plan on talking as orky as possable when in character hope you guys know your ork
shouts to the grots "OI! you lot in da bak deres sum humis ere' dat we is gonna be elpin out so only dakka da gribblys" from grots "right boss!"
"oi humys dont shoor duh trukk i iz ere to tri an elp you boyz out dat is, if you wunt my elp we wuld be 'appy to elp youz out, i dont like dis any more dan uze do so jus deal wit it got it" i shout as i pull up next to the group of gun pointan untrustworthy humys
"whos dat big'en runnin oer der?"
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why wait on the cow to die when you could kill it yourself??? love |
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2011/05/19 21:53:48
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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can we ya know, post more maybe i like this one?
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
"why yes i do live under a rokk" says the ork to the other ork. |
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2011/05/19 21:55:20
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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waiting on host.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 21:56:41
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Screaming Shining Spear
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Sorry
"Hmmmm, an ork, stupid yet helpful" I say thrusting my hand out for a shake.
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2011/05/19 21:58:30
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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(ok,now you can freestyle for a little.u ork gonna loot da thing or not?)
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/19 22:05:30
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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mason is asleep right now
oops did i say his name i ment TGD is asleep right now
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
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2011/05/20 03:58:06
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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james and TGD are out.TGD is also him fyi.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/05/20 11:09:12
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Screaming Shining Spear
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0_0 Really? Is this beacause of 2019?
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2011/05/20 13:01:19
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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yeah,sorry.he did shoot 1st though.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/06/02 16:00:39
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Hellacious Havoc
on my own personal space hulk with the population of several worlds living on it with me
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no i didnt, you started arguning with me over a small point tht you like to call "principle" and i kept arguing because i say you get what you give and you gave an argument so you got one  it may seem men but its not my fault when i got provoked. i wont bother the threads with your argument anymore
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if i did it, i did it for chaos... or for oranges, either way i will kill you
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2011/06/02 16:08:17
Subject: stranded and out numbered
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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dude,your an idiot. that post was from a long while ago at the other argument. learn to read dates 
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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