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It contains chuck norris in cryo.

geordie09 wrote:
So, Pandoras Box (Jar) contains all the evils of the world and when it was opened all the evils came out except hope... so hope is evil?

As a Newcastle United supporter I can confirm that hope is evil...

“Hope is the worst of evils, for it prolongs the torment of man." -Friedrich Nietzsche

Sometimes a box is just a box.

I'm betting that it's full of donuts.

It clearly has Schrodinger's Cat in it. No one else can be allowed to know whether the cat is dead or alive.

It has Matt Ward in stasis.

he shall emerge and retcon chaos into nerfdom.

The box obviously has the missing components for making the golden throne into the most awesome Segway ever.

A tape recorder with this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

EmilCrane wrote:A tape recorder with this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

AHHHGGGG!

That was totally uncalled for...

"In my experience, boxes are usually empty. Or maybe with a little cheese stuck to the top. Oh and this one time pepperoni what a week that was.GIVE ME THE BOX!!!" Zoidberg of Futurama, from the episode "the Farnsworth Parabox"

It contains bias die.

"HAHA I CAN NEVER DIE IF I ONLY ROLL 6s"
(please say you noticed the pun)

Well, i believe that after his ten millenias of exile Draigo will return to titan and open this box to unleahs mens hope as he will realise that he is the Emperors true Successor and he will lead humanity to wipe out all this warp and xeno scum.^^

FieserMoep wrote:Well, i believe that after his ten millenias of exile Draigo will return to titan and open this box to unleahs mens hope as he will realise that he is the Emperors true Successor and he will lead humanity to wipe out all this warp and xeno scum.^^

Draigo can't be the emperor's successor... He rarely shows up to work as it is, why should he get a promotion?

Ten millenias with "unstoppable" Fight against the Chaos in the Warp itself without gettin corrupted is quite more Work than you can expect.^^

Do you think it contains...


Cake?

A list of all the Grey Knights who fell to chaos.

FieserMoep wrote:Ten millenias with "unstoppable" Fight against the Chaos in the Warp itself without getting corrupted is quite more Work than you can expect.^^

considering the nature of the warp 10 millenia in real time could have been 2 seconds in warp time... just saying.


Well if its a "terminus decree" im guessing its something like the emperors last will and testament. "leave my un drained psykers to tzeentch etc" "let the c'tan in mars come out so draigo can carve 'dragio <3 the emperor' on the c'tans face" "build a robot to carry a robot like a baby bjorn that has a techmarine strapped to the back named 'master' and a termninator strapped to the front named 'blaster' both the robot and carried robot have guns and nemesis death cannons attached to nemesis death force halberds." the note also says "nemesis death force halberd prototype in box to left of this box"

add multilasers to rhinos.

Yey, indeed, but i think the curse of a fethed up Tzeentch Deamon wouldnt be that nice.

An order to finally shun the Ultrasmurks offically and create as many space amrines as yuo want

DrownedRat117 wrote:Do you think it contains...


Cake?

That's a lie

Lady Malys Little Black Dress & other assorted lingerie - so despite Vects protestations of 'not having sexual relations with that wo-eldar', we know he's lying.

Read the new HH book "Age of Darkness", it's about a book written by a remebrancer about the truth of the horus hersy; this remembrancer was taken to Titan.

I think it has

'Dear Emperor of all Mankind

Happy Christmas!

From your old pal, Astrubel '

On the outside.

It contains a gift-wrapped black hole, travel sized for your inconvenience

I think its going to be the emporer's real name, will, and a very long rant of all the things he hates (including jeffrey the mailboy who kept throwing his paper in the bushes).

I think the death order of the emperor, so he can be reborn as a god or not.
Or maybe its the truth about the primarchs true chaos related origins.
Or some sort of warp power artifact that would embrace the power of chaos but save humanity.
Although the info on the 2 chapter would be understandable, but they will never be revealed because it allows you to make you own 1st founding chapter.
And if you've read mechanics there a book witch contains a life force of grate power. so maybe its a c'tan god.
Has anyone thought of asking the emperor if he was a c'tan?

I don't like the idea of it been lettering of any sort.
How boring would that be-A magical mystery box, humanities best kept secret (That's saying something) And whats in it? A nametag for the Emporer saying
HI!
MY NAME IS ______
NICE TO MEET YOU!
Or maybe it's like a super secret fortune cookie

nomotog wrote:A list of all the Grey Knights who fell to chaos.

So a blank piece of paper, then.

Or a bit of paper saying "game over", trollolol yours- the Emporer.

Instructions:

In event of end of the world:

PTO

Put your head between your knees and kiss your fundamentus majoris goodbye


Either that or it's Zebedee's magic box

It's Emperor's family tree. And Grey Knight know about his brother in law and they are searching for him...