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Made in us
Screaming Shining Spear







B. I will post about it later havn't had breakfast yet

 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

A.

As the valkyrie flew torwds the orks,Jak looked out the side and thought he saw orks heading for the tower."Hey sargent,you see that?" "Hu?what are you talking...about...piolet,yurn this thing around,land at the top of the tower!" "Yes sir!" As the valkyrie swerved around and headed for the tower,Jak asked "What do you think they are trying to do?" "Kill that coward that hides in there." As the valkyrie landed at the top of the tower with a thud,Jak and crew jumped out and ran inside.the governer looked surprised to see them and said "Hu/ What are you doing here?" "We saw some orks comin here,men barricade the doors,call for support to.We cant let him die,it would lower moral to nothing if they just swooped by are defences."replyed the sargent.As Jak rushes to set up the arricade,he looks around.not the best room to camp in,but could be worse.He then looks out the window right before he boreds it,and sees the battle starting."Hell,this is gonna be fun."

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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in nz
Fighter Pilot





Aukland, NZ

C.

Gorzags boyz had done this enough times to avoid any casualties. Gorzag explained his plan. They were going to come from above, below and from the side to harass the enemy troops. They were going to raid ammo bunkers and destroy vehicles. Kill guardsmen and make them scared. Gobzog, the leader of Blackbird squad, said he thought this was a plan meant for kommandos not stormboyz. Gorzag whacked him.And so they went, hoping to annoy the imperial forces till they made a mistake.
   
Made in us
Screaming Shining Spear







Hehe Gobzag is kinda right ya'know. Toast, is there a way for me to inform the orks of what I learn, or do I just hope they don't attack the people helping?

 
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

OOC: without them trying to kill you? probably not in my opinion.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in nz
Fighter Pilot





Aukland, NZ

I think that I would be in charge of that thank you very much!
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Rabtorian wrote:I think that I would be in charge of that thank you very much!


lol,not saying your not,just saying orks are orks,they like da kill.although yours is smarter...sooo...wait,is it really fair for you to team up,or are the eldar just using da orks?

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in nz
Using Inks and Washes






hang on what should i do here?

   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

OOC: not sure.probably go to the 1st decision and post based off that.or more likely wait on rp master. glad to see you finnaly jumping in!

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in nz
Using Inks and Washes






sorry i have been busy

*waits for gm*

   
Made in nz
Fighter Pilot





Aukland, NZ

Use dyou say? Naw, Orks don't git used, 'speccially not uz Bludd Axes. We gunna use dem Pointee eered idgits and den stab em in da back.
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

Rabtorian wrote:Use dyou say? Naw, Orks don't git used, 'speccially not uz Bludd Axes. We gunna use dem Pointee eered idgits and den stab em in da back.


well dont let them hear that. us imperial guard are always being used.not as much as chaos marines,but still.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in ie
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





Imagination land

(Yeah it would be up too gobzag whether or not he will listen too you, but you could use some super complicated way of telling them what you know ie broadcasting it on speakers, use a ham radio etc so that you wouldn't risk getting a choppa in the face)
(Anyway, Tuffcog is attacking the same hive everyone is in, leading tens of thousands of orks, the imperial need a miracle to survive)

'Orks? Theirs no orks for a thousand kloms!' Commander Gilbear brought his periscope up. The long trail of refuges stretched too the horizon. Suddenly he could see great lumbering shadows. Stompas, ork titans, Gilbear looked at the god machines of the adeptus mechanicus. 'Looks like this is'nt going to be too bad after all' replyed Junior officer Helgaunt.
Gilbear remained silent. Underneath the great shadows on the horizon, massive plumes of oily smoke were bealched out of ork vehicles. They streatched the length of the horizon, numbering 10,000+ orks at least. 'READY THE MEN! PREPARE THE EARTHSHAKERS! WE MUST BREAK THEM BEFORE THE ENTER THE CITY, FOR THE EMPEROR!

Tuffcog is leading the ork assault too the east. choose one of the following:
A. Speed as fast as your trukks can go, take the blunt of the imperial firepower with your KFF
B. Allow the first few waves breakthemselves against the walls, distracting them while you complete your mission


(Pms sent regarding Reinforcements, Have too wait for Klimino, Wildhost and Prototype X before we can continue)

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Made in nz
Fighter Pilot





Aukland, NZ

Gorzag-Means something like "Fast death", also my character.
Gobzog-Means something like "Saying ", a leutenant type guty to my character.
Mixing them up could easily confuse me as my other leutenant is henceforth named Gobzag-"Fast talking"
   
Made in ie
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





Imagination land

Ill let you guys fresstyle it so the thread doesnt die.

So so far, The Imperial forces are camped inside a reinforced bunker with the fabricator, Theirs 4 hydra turrets still operational, but their controls should be nearby, I wonder where ?
The Stormboyz are hitting and running on their way up, taking unwary forces unaware (lol) Their fightabommas are still in the air somewhere
Eldar are doing something eldary


   
Made in nz
Fighter Pilot





Aukland, NZ

The Kommandos were especially useful, silently killing guards and sabotaging positions. The orks were almost at the top.
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

as jak was about to block the last entrance,he saw another plane land,dropping off reinforcements and a sentinel."whoa! awesome,come on in you beautiful storm troopers you.were gonna defend some crap an kill us some fungus!"

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in ie
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





Imagination land

Looks like no one else is posting so Ill try and continue it.

The bunker is set on a large spire. There is a series of ladders along the outside for maintenance. Their is a large Landing pad, roughly 100m X 100m in front of the reinforced door. Their is 4 fire points looking out onto the landing pad, and 4 looking out, above the maintenance ladders. 4 Hydra turrets are on the roof.

I sent the options in a pm so you wont know what the other can do

   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

(2) "aww man.sentinal wont fit. sorry dude,but we nned to stay in this place,best way to live.go and find a spot were you can be more helpful.come on in guys,defensive positions!" as they enter,i close and barricade that door."get a little away from the barricades,you dont want to be standing right there if they breack threw." jak sees that all is set up.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in ie
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





Imagination land

lord commissar klimino wrote:(2) "aww man.sentinal wont fit. .


HAha funny gak 'Aww shucks'
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

lol,thanks. oh,hey,if you want to play in an rp as well as run one,your welcome to join my bloody faction war of gonnan. also it seems like only 2 people are playing this...we ned more people.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in us
Screaming Shining Spear







I did not get fabled message

 
   
Made in ie
Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot





Imagination land

TheWildHost wrote:I did not get fabled message

You didnt post anything so you didnt need reinforcements
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

OOC: I'll jump in, if possible.




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