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2011/06/10 14:28:44
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:loner wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:He strapped explosives to a bag full of Kittens and took down a Titan with it.
You sir, are awesome!  Have a medal. 
He once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris.
Why thank you good sir, although you beat me to the Chuck Norris one, I was planning on posting it just now.
Yet yours remains unbeaten...
He once whispered perverted things to Slaanesh, so dirty that even he/she/it was disgusted by it.
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
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2011/06/10 14:41:17
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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He once defeated a Chaos horde of Nurgle Daemons with a bar of soap.
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2011/06/10 15:27:38
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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He deceived the Deceiver in a game of Three Card Monty
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
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2011/06/10 15:58:59
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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He was actually one of the lost Primarchs, and his sister Chuck Norris was the other one.
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2011/06/10 16:38:32
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
Grand Prairie, Texas
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He hit a warboss so hard that 10 billion Orks across the galaxy wet themselves and ran as far as they could go.
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2011/06/10 16:46:05
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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His teeth can change colour according to his mood.
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2011/06/10 17:01:18
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Dark Eldar cringe at all the pain and suffering he has caused.
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
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2011/06/10 17:11:22
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Beast Lord
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The Black Library is his porn stash
The Ultramarines all want to be like him
He sneezed and it gave Nurgle a cold
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2011/06/10 17:12:24
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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He went into the Eye of Terror, found Leman Russ, dragged him back to Fenris and then beat him in a drinking game atop the Great Hall in front of the entire Space Wolves chapter, making each Astartes weep so dearly that they devolved into Space Puppies.
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2011/06/10 17:13:47
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Adolescent Youth with Potential
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He puts mycetic spores on his Emperor O's in the morning.
He once turned the sauna up so hot that an Eldar Avatar had to get out.
When asked about his visit to Krieg, he described the planet as "quaint" and "a nice place to retire".
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2011/06/10 17:20:45
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He beat a Hive Fleet in an eating contest.
All your base are belong to him.
He beat Eldrad in a game of Guess Who.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2011/06/10 17:22:00
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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He once beat a Dark Eldar Mandrake in a game of hide and seek.
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Overall Record W-L-D = 22-24-15
Bataviran 197th/222nd Catachan "Iron Wolves", arrogant, dedicated and ruthless!
Captain Detlev Vordon, regimental commander.
Colonel Vladimir Russki, regimental commander 222nd Catachan. |
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2011/06/10 17:27:31
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Has a suite at the top of the Sororitas Bascilica.
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
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2011/06/10 18:16:33
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Regular Dakkanaut
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He drives his sword closer so he can hit them with his tank.
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2011/06/10 18:21:58
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Kovnik
Bristol
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He endured a Guardsmen telling him the joke of the 'White and Black spacemarine on a white and black bike' and didn't execute the guardsmen till AFTER the punchline.
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2011/06/10 18:23:29
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Judgemental Grey Knight Justicar
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He has the golden seal (like the one on the emperor's throne) over his d***
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2011/06/10 18:33:45
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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His bolt pistol fires pure, concentrated f*ck you.
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2011/06/10 19:25:14
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Daemonettes, SOBs, Wyches, Banshees all fight for his attention
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
4500 Fist of the Five Castes
4000 76th Fremont Motor Rifle
2000 Crimson Suns Chapter |
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2011/06/10 19:42:59
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Ghost of Greed and Contempt
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He drove his CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT so fast even doomrider got motion sickness.
He no-scoped a vindicare assassin.
He once chewed his way out of a barbed strangler while simultaniously strangling a venomthrope with one hand and duelling Lucius the eternal and the swarmlord with an argos pen. (which was out of ink).
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2011/06/10 20:37:27
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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He gave birth to the Emperor
He tricked Tzeentch
He said Dreadnaught armor was for pansies
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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2011/06/10 20:40:20
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Judgemental Grey Knight Justicar
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He killed an immortal...That says it all
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2011/06/10 20:43:25
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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His Waaagh! is bigger than Ghazghkull's.
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2011/06/10 21:40:59
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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He out fought Gork. And then thought Mork
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2011/06/10 22:33:13
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Hauptmann
NJ
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He's the reason the Necrons went to sleep.
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Flames of War:
Italian Bersaglieri
German Heer Panzerkompanie
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2011/06/10 23:25:34
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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He owns two Hatori Honzo swords
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
4500 Fist of the Five Castes
4000 76th Fremont Motor Rifle
2000 Crimson Suns Chapter |
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2011/06/10 23:43:52
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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He once told a Space Marine to shove a bucket up it.
And the Marine did it.
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The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
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2011/06/10 23:58:59
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Stealthy Warhound Titan Princeps
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He has been known beat Ogryns in arm wrestles...and he's an amputee
He has broken the land speed (on foot) world record...for every imperial world. Individually.
He is the only man to have stepped foot on every Imperial planet.
He once made a tiger bleed Charlie Sheen blood. They've been extinct for 35,000 years.
He once worked in a mine. As a lumberjack.
Keeping the tradition of naming the most powerful of every type of warmachine Emperor-class, he is considered Emperor-class Commissar.
He once changed the battery on a candle because it was too dim. It worked.
He once executed a bolter with a Guardsman. That don't even make sense!
He used to be a space-marine. It was too easy so he decided to switch back.
He has personally stopped every crusade except for the first and fifth. The first one costed a primarch (dorn) and the fifth he was busy visiting every planet so two space marine chapters were destroyed trying to replace him.
He once performed a battlefield execution on an imperator titan. With a laspistol.
When Abaddon's 13th BC failed, he pooped up and yelled at Abaddon "You Dun goofed!"
He was once a dreadnought but stepped out of it to stretch his legs. While he was doing so Bjorn stole his dread. To this day the space wolves remember him destroying their 13th company as payback.
He once met the Grim Reaper. After begging for his life, the commissar let Death live.
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The Golden Throne was originally built for him but he lent it to the Emperor on the condition "he brings it back by eight".
He still waits patiently.
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2011/06/11 01:09:31
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
Australia (Recently ravaged by the Hive Fleet Ginger Overlord)
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He once betrayed Kharn the Betrayer.
He killed a brotherhood of Grey Knights with a box of tissues and a pepper-shaker, coating himself in their blood to increase his PURITY.
He started a thread about how awesome this Commissar was.
Automatically Appended Next Post: im2randomghgh wrote:
Keeping the tradition of naming the most powerful of every type of warmachine Emperor-class, he is considered Emperor-class Commissar.
This.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/06/11 01:12:08
Smacks wrote:
After the game, pack up all your miniatures, then slap the guy next to you on the ass and say.
"Good game guys, now lets hit the showers" 
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2011/06/11 01:19:14
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Adolescent Youth with Potential
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He once took off his power fist in a fight with a Defiler, because he could do more damage "bare-knuckled".
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2011/06/11 01:22:40
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Grovelin' Grot
Sacramento, CA
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He doesn't always drink beer....but when he does he drinks "Dos Aquilas"....
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