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Only if I can use her as a evil minion, or failing that as whale bait

jirc wrote:

snowman40k wrote:

it was like this... in my mind

Epic! My gear is all locked up, if I want to paint I have to unlock the cup
board, then spend like 5 minutes getting everything out and setting up, most nights I just can't be bothered, hence I still haven't finish feth all of my SW and my Rohirrim... But hey, you gotta love em.

Why I want to build a secret lair for my modelling. So nobody can bother my supplies.

olympia wrote:I miss sleep. The diapers and the vomiting in airports and other stuff I don't care about anymore. Why must children make it impossible to get eight hours of unbroken sleep more than twice a month??

Don't worry, when they are teenagers it will be just as bad, except they are bigger than you then.

Frazzled wrote:

olympia wrote:I miss sleep. The diapers and the vomiting in airports and other stuff I don't care about anymore. Why must children make it impossible to get eight hours of unbroken sleep more than twice a month??

Don't worry, when they are teenagers it will be just as bad, except they are bigger than you then.

Ha! My currently non-existing offspring will never be bigger than me!

It's simple really. First hint of puberty, and all the males get lopped off at the knee. The girlies though may do as they wish. It's the boyfriends that need to worry. They'll get lopped off at the waist. I was a perfect gentleman as a teenager, but even I wouldn't trust me once that door is closed.

Weapon of choice? Rusty scythe doused in Smallpox. I'll make them shorter, and spottier, in one deft sweep (of my rusty blade)

Why I want to build a secret lair for my modelling. So nobody can bother my supplies.

My god i am with you on this one. Between my 2 daughters and partner, my bat-cave will be epic indeed. A shrine to man!

And when the girls are teenagers, mate and i (who has a daughter same age) are prepped for this...(NSFW)