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FITZZ wrote:It was actually sort of a goof, as I had no real desire to be a manager...( I was more interested in my band at the time), but I excelled at cooking ( if you want to call it that) and keeping the knuckle heads in line...so the duty was thrust upon me...

And if you said that you then fell in love with the girl of dreams, your band mates then dump you, you'd have described EXACTLY what's happening to my 21 yr old son at the moment!
funny how some things never change, just the actors playing the role, huh?

I buy from Pizza Hut, Domino's, Pizza Go Go and Papa John's and the pizza never arrives so hot you can't eat it, Domino's usually arrives the hottest and you can eat it after a minute or so with a little blowing. I'd much rather have a hot pizza that tastes like it just came out of the oven than some warm mess.

And if you said that you then fell in love with the girl of dreams, your band mates then dump you, you'd have described EXACTLY what's happening to my 21 yr old son at the moment!
funny how some things never change, just the actors playing the role, huh?

Here are some of Jung's classic archetypes:

The father: Stern, powerful, controlling
The mother: Feeding, nurturing, soothing
The child: Birth, beginnings, salvation
Story archetypes
The hero: Rescuer, champion
The maiden: Purity, desire
The wise old man: Knowledge, guidance
The magician: Mysterious, powerful
The earth mother: Nature
The witch or sorceress: Dangerous
The trickster: Deceiving, hidden
Animal archetypes
The faithful dog: Unquestioning loyalty
The enduring horse: Never giving up
The devious cat: Self-serving

now adds Pizza Hut Manager to list.

Hmmz... I work at Pizza Express here in England

Frankly, we get a LOT of complaints about our take-away pizzas cooling down too quickly. I put this down to most people being used to their pizzas being at least an inch thick, whereas proper pizza should be about 1cm thick at most.

J.Black wrote:Hmmz... I work at Pizza Express here in England

Frankly, we get a LOT of complaints about our take-away pizzas cooling down too quickly. I put this down to most people being used to their pizzas being at least an inch thick, whereas proper pizza should be about 1cm thick at most.

I've been to Pizza Express once and I have to say I much prefer all the major chains, PE is nice but I much prefer American style pizza, and that doesn't mean deep pan only. I actually love the Pizza Go Go thin crust, £9.99 for any super size pizza which is really "cheap" compared to most places, but that's because all the major chains are ridiculously expensive.

How is American style pizza different?

Well, being American, it's inherently better.

Also it contains hot dogs, apple pie, bald eagles, and Jesus.

RatBot wrote:Also it contains hot dogs, apple pie, bald eagles, and Jesus.

You forgot republicans.... luckily most american products come with emetics.

J.Black wrote:How is American style pizza different?

You work at Pizza Express and you don't know the difference between Italian and American style pizzas?

My goodness that's a recipe for a jippy tummy
British pizzas are an altogether more refined affair being topped with cucumber sarnies sans crusts and clotted cream teas

Meat feast stuffed crust from any major chain and I'm in heaven.

Everyone should now be familiar with TV's reality show "The Biggest Loser...

well, in AUS we have "Biggest Loser" signature pizzas...

what it boils down to is minimal toppings and sauce...

TBH, I would rather eat the cardboard box than taste these, most are vegan excuses for pizzas also

While it is difficult to wait for the cheese to cool, lest it all slide off on you as you seperate the slices, I would rather have the opportunity to select my optimum temperature, and therefore have it delivered hot.

Vegan pizza?

The very idea offends me.

AvatarForm wrote:Everyone should now be familiar with TV's reality show "The Biggest Loser...

well, in AUS we have "Biggest Loser" signature pizzas...

what it boils down to is minimal toppings and sauce...

TBH, I would rather eat the cardboard box than taste these, most are vegan excuses for pizzas also

It's the big thing now to make unhealthy/junk food more "healthy" by removing all the flavour. If I want a pizza I want it covered in cheese, smothered in toppings and full of taste. I tried one of those healthy pizzas before and it's like eating a flip flop.

MrH wrote:

J.Black wrote:How is American style pizza different?

You work at Pizza Express and you don't know the difference between Italian and American style pizzas?

Seeing as we only make italian style pizzas, your comment is risible

J.Black wrote:

MrH wrote:

J.Black wrote:How is American style pizza different?

You work at Pizza Express and you don't know the difference between Italian and American style pizzas?

Seeing as we only make italian style pizzas, your comment is risible

I never suggested Pizza Express make American style pizzas, but if you're in the pizza business I'd expect you to know the difference!

For the Aussies, a flip flop is a thong.
You really don't want to get the two confused.
Wearing your knickers on your feet and your flips on your flops is both embarrassing, uncomfortable and likely to get you arrested, as I found out thus attired on Bondi Beach.

Luckily the cops had an inedible Biggest Loser pizza for lunch and made an impromptu pair of shorts out of it for me, thereby inventing beach shorts.

true story

MrH wrote:

I never suggested Pizza Express make American style pizzas, but if you're in the pizza business I'd expect you to know the difference!

Ummm.... why?

I'm not a high up cog in the PE machine... i just make their stuff.... as long as it sells well, i could give a rat's fart about it's provenance.

J.Black wrote:i just make their stuff.... as long as it sells well, i could give a rat's fart about it's provenance.

Fair enough.

This came to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypar-aVN_lo (contains some strong language)

MrH wrote:
Fair enough.

And you bring this to mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PdKpR9qNtg

And caution NSFW..... or actually in most places XD

You'd think a comedian could handle hecklers a little better, the dude went off the rails.

MrH wrote:You'd think a comedian could handle hecklers a little better, the dude went off the rails.

He was a troll before his time

MrH wrote:You'd think a comedian could handle hecklers a little better, the dude went off the rails.

Have you ever been to a comedy club where someone is heckling?

Unless you're the heckler, when the comedian makes an ass out of the person the entire crowd is pretty happy.

So complaining that Pizza is too hot? Whats next? Ice Cream to cold?

Stick the pieces you want to eat in the freezer, and count to 100. POOF! Through the magic of modern technology your pizza is cool enough to eat. Alot faster then waiting for 30 mins.

What a weird thing to complain about

I have had my tongue stick to many a tub so eager was I to taste the delights of the creamy ice.

Or else bent a spoon faster than Yuri Geller as it was jammed into a solid brick of Raspberry Ripple, the shock waves travelling through the cutlery into my hand and arm.

Also the classic BRAIN FREEZE

KingCracker wrote:So complaining that Pizza is too hot? Whats next? Ice Cream to cold?

Personally I've always found water to be far too wet.

MrH wrote:

KingCracker wrote:So complaining that Pizza is too hot? Whats next? Ice Cream to cold?

Personally I've always found water to be far too wet.

You know, and the whole sky being blue come to mind as well. just a little too blue...

Not here in South Yorkshire :(

Chibi Bodge-Battle wrote:No Monster it would be more like, "You want three cheese? Huzzah Huzzah Huzzah!"
Three cheese for Captain Spaulding!

Chico taking the order,
"You wanta olives? You canta have Olive's, she's not that kinda of a gal!"

Parp! Parp!

Chibi, you are a god amongst men. If anyone deserves three cheese, it is you.