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Depends, can you draw water cannons?

Rented Tritium wrote:Depends, can you draw water cannons?

Yes.

Easy E....they're trying to vote you out...wait...they're not in yet..better come up with a water cannon...Corpse my demo expert and master skinner.....why did WoW pop in my mind....

So Easy E Heavy Weapons
Corpseforfun is demo...till something enlightened happens to him

Uhhhm...I'm good with computers...not sure how that would help you...

I'm competent with firearms and do have experience hunting...

Oh, and I've worked with radios and such before...that may come in handy...

I have 8 horses and plenty of tack for them. Good for scouting, small raiding parties, and eating when decent forage for them becomes hard to get.

I may know a bit about tactics, may have a decent arsenal, and may have some survival type skills which could be of use.



Okay, 7.5 horses since Trooper is a mini horse. He can pull a cart with a few hundred pounds of supplies though, and in his tiny mind he is a 21 hand fire snorting war horse (just as the farrier).

Jake

Computers are out the window...no internet....till we get wind/water driven electricity. Do need commo...listen to the airwaves...would that include commo head sets WarOrk? if not two cans on a string might work for a little while till we can come up with better. So your the Hunter for Fortess Dakka. Deers are quite big in NE WI...even bears are there.


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Your so in CaptJake lol Ops Officer woot

No real comm-bead experience...I could probably figure something out but walkie talkies would probably be easier to get a hold on and might have a longer range...

I have a fair bit of experience installing and repairing Solar panels and respective boilers. I can lay bricks, plaster, plumb and drive my two tonne digger and dumper like a beast.

One of the wheels on the Dumper is bigger than the rest though, so it can only go in wide circles.

I also have 12 chickens, 3 ducks and a goat called Horace

Well..let's see, I can hunt, fish, repair/maintain most domestic types of vehicles, I'm a pretty good shot with handguns,rifles and shotguns, have had emergency first aid training, worked security in a state mental hospital...so have some experiance in "taking people to the ground" when needed...and have been in a few " physical altercations" not involving " work" as well.
I can cook, play guitar and I'm cute too.

Wiener Dog Command is ready for any opportunity.

Well..thinking SINGAR radio's to. They're usually kept in the same room with the weapons. Pretty easy to locate a -10 operator manual for them. Can go to a unit motor pool and track down a singar antenna. I was thinking more about Ham Operator

Oh yes, I'm also english so my accent can provide hours of entertainment.

corpsesarefun wrote:Oh yes, I'm also english so my accent can provide hours of entertainment.

...And perhaps confuse the hell out of various groups you may have to negotiate with...thus giving you the upper hand...in theory.

I'm 5'7 250+ pounds (probably diabetic by now... I should check).

If you guys need food you can eat me.

FITZZ wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Oh yes, I'm also english so my accent can provide hours of entertainment.

...And perhaps confuse the hell out of various groups you may have to negotiate with...thus giving you the upper hand...in theory.

Or alternatively enraging them to the point where dialogue is not an actionable course.

Fitz your in. Can send multiple hunting parties out. Big Foot is not on the hunting list

Toast...not doing me a whole lot of good in Italy...if you make it over by row boat, glider, or Deadlist Catch boat then make your way to WI. If you get there I make sure you get a hold of a nice shiney bull dozer or something. Leave the chickens bring the goat

Corpse..couple years of living rough...you probaly sound like your from WI hows that

alternatively enraging them to the point where dialogue is not an actionable course.

Doubt it. We be packing some serious military hardware so intimidation is a major factor. Mention I know where we can get MRAPS that fully geared besides weapons and comms?

djphranq can always use a labor guy...shovel and rake..nice size garden to supplement the food.

Frazz Wiener Dog Command does not meet height requirment

I can work on/repair most non-german vehicles, I'm a pretty decent shot, good cook, and some survival training. I can also play guitar, bass, and trumpet (for entertainment of course).

...unlike corpses, I have a normal, Midwest "accent", so it's pretty boring.

Nothing is more frightening than a tall, slightly mad englishman armed to the teeth and on the hunt for jelly babies.

I'm happy to do my part.

corpsesarefun wrote:Nothing is more frightening than a tall, slightly mad englishman armed to the teeth and on the hunt for jelly babies.

... A taller, larger, angry coonass...armed to the teeth on the hunt for gumbo.

corpsesarefun wrote:Nothing is more frightening than a tall, slightly mad englishman armed to the teeth and on the hunt for jelly babies.

A beer deprived Glaswegian who has spotted his next flagon, but it's on the other side of you, is about as terrifying.

corpsesarefun wrote:Oh yes, I'm also english so my accent can provide hours of entertainment.

Everyone in the US will automatically assume you are smarter than them. Bonus!

Mega your in and most tech/maintenance manuals are with the MRAP's. I've the tools. If not I think we can come up with whats missing. Like I never seen a transmission hanging from a tree branch before. We be probaly using Jeeps/trucks to consolidate the fortress retrieving building supplies and forage.

I can see a truck dedicated to beer and alcohol forage already...

I have a HAM Radio License, HAZWOPER license, Can legally store explosives (for model rocketry) and I'm a damn good cook.


Can I come?

FITZZ wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Nothing is more frightening than a tall, slightly mad englishman armed to the teeth and on the hunt for jelly babies.

... A taller, larger, angry coonass...armed to the teeth on the hunt for gumbo.

With a retinue of baboons on LSD?

MrDwhitey wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Nothing is more frightening than a tall, slightly mad englishman armed to the teeth and on the hunt for jelly babies.

A beer deprived Glaswegian who has spotted his next flagon, but it's on the other side of you, is about as terrifying.

Ah that isn't that bad, just trip him over as he moves past and you're golden.

Iur_tae_mont wrote:I have a HAM Radio License, HAZWOPER license, Can legally store explosives (for model rocketry) and I'm a damn good cook.


Can I come?

I'm pretty sure the law will have little relevance where we're going...

Silver...what can you offer me? Besides a spot on the vegetable farm. No trade skills menas I take your sweat

Iur your in. Always good to have multiple tradeskills in the Fortress. Eventually though...We're going to have a sign posted or something

FITZZ wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Nothing is more frightening than a tall, slightly mad englishman armed to the teeth and on the hunt for jelly babies.

... A taller, larger, angry coonass...armed to the teeth on the hunt for gumbo.

Coonass hunting for gumbo but ending up eating swamp rats while trying to convince the rest of the party the critters actually taste good.... I know the type.



BTW, forgot to mention I home brew beer. Top that for survival skill.

I've already promised Silver ( in a previous "end of the world" thread) that I'd look out for him and his and teach him various needed skills...so Silver gets a pass.

Jihadin wrote:Mega your in and most tech/maintenance manuals are with the MRAP's. I've the tools. If not I think we can come up with whats missing. Like I never seen a transmission hanging from a tree branch before. We be probaly using Jeeps/trucks to consolidate the fortress retrieving building supplies and forage.

I can see a truck dedicated to beer and alcohol forage already...

Ah, most truck are easy to work on...I would recommend regular gas engines, and the more of them that are carbureted, the better!

Also, I can't work on vehicles without beer, so we'll need a supply fore sure

CptJake wrote:

FITZZ wrote:

corpsesarefun wrote:Nothing is more frightening than a tall, slightly mad englishman armed to the teeth and on the hunt for jelly babies.

... A taller, larger, angry coonass...armed to the teeth on the hunt for gumbo.

Coonass hunting for gumbo but ending up eating swamp rats while trying to convince the rest of the party the critters actually taste good.... I know the type.



BTW, forgot to mention I home brew beer. Top that for survival skill.

Nutria does taste good...if you cook it right.
...Home brew?..combined with your noted BBQ/Military skills...your a shoe in Cap.