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KhornePysker wrote:(in my special rules for him he can take lootas and nobs as troops for only 10 points each)

This is my favorite thing EVAR. Broken rule is broken.

Ok, This total could be believeable as is if this warboss united every ork ever and threw them at the targets individually and waited for their numbers to replenish.

So, yeah, it's impossible and more cheap than using a titan in a killteam match.

Why is this thread still ticking?

It's like a train wreck...
You know it's possibly one of the most horrible things about but you can't help but watch how hard it can possibly derp...
Coupled with the fact that the OP is the most obvious troll since Troll trollyson trolled the Kaiser in Troll war I it makes for a fun read...

In Imperial Armour 8, the orks destroyed the tactical Elysian Drop troops so ORKS CAN DO ANYTHING

but I'll tone down the fluff,

my warboss lead his waagh against 40 Imperial Worlds and conquered all of them, but only kept 10 of them as he lost the other 30 to Dark Eldar forces that that enslaved the populations but gitstompa didn't care cause he had over 200 looted baneblades and enslaved Elysian Drop troops(which he looted Kastorel Novem) with jet backs to pull them essentially making them into Skimmer baneblades

Also he has the skulls of every marine from 2 chapters he destroyed and raided, and decorates his ship with them

he also has the skull of 300 Adeptus Custodes of which he forcefully teleported on to his ship from using an enslaved tzeentch sourcerer and weird boy, of which he subsequently killed and claimed the skulls of. the skulls are now on his pointy stick

in addition he has 10 looted titans of which he mounts on his giant mega gargants pointy stick

I knew there were a reason I ignored this guy.

as for all you people there, Orks can do anything its the spirit of warhammer 40k

if you disagree chances are you play space marines and ig, of which the latter isn't very good and not even Gamesworkshop cares about Imperial Guard(there hasn''t been anything IG related for years now)
even miniwargaming doesn't like IG and believe IG isn't competetive, in all of their battle reports IG only loses, which says a lot and Orks win all the time


I heard rumors that IG is going to be taken out as an army and go the way of squats where they were all killed by Orks and Dark Eldar, as they are just regular humans and can't do squat

but orks are the best

Clearly you're a troll...
But it is funny seeing how much you try...

TROLL!

Burn it.

Burn it with fire.

purplefood wrote:Clearly you're a troll...
But it is funny seeing how much you try...

I am the Waaagh and I speak for the Green tide, I speak for the green tide for the Green Skins are the best in the galaxy

KhornePysker wrote:

purplefood wrote:Clearly you're a troll...
But it is funny seeing how much you try...

I am the Waaagh and I speak for the Green tide, I speak for the green tide for the Green Skins are the best in the galaxy

Well you could at least try to use punctuation.

I'm just basing my fluff off of what I read in the offical fluff and what other people have made; judging from the number of looted baneblades, looted titans, looted space marine armour orks, looted carnifexes, looted bio titans, looted ships and looted Space Marine vehicles(they are standard in Dawn of war 2), I figured it those Orks must have conquered like a crapload of planets so my fluff wouldn't be too off

Also how the Orks owned the elysian drop trops of whom used tactics and intellegence, which shows the waaagh is the best.

KhornePysker wrote:I'm just basing my fluff off of what I read in the offical fluff and what other people have made; judging from the number of looted baneblades, looted titans, looted space marine armour orks, looted carnifexes, looted bio titans, looted ships and looted Space Marine vehicles(they are standard in Dawn of war 2), I figured it those Orks must have conquered like a crapload of planets so my fluff wouldn't be too off

Also how the Orks owned the elysian drop trops of whom used tactics and intellegence, which shows the waaagh is the best.

Considering that the greatest Waaagh ever created can't take Armageddon then clearly they aren't the greatest...

Terrible troll.

1/10

Would not read again.

I think we're done here.

For the OP, if you're actually serious about creating fluff for your Waaagh, I would recommend taking a little more time to write, you know, actual background rather than just an improbable list of victories.

For everyone else, if you have nothing constructive to add to a discussion, just jumping in to call people names doesn't actually achieve anything useful. If you think a thread is trolling, just report it and move on.