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**nomsheep**

granted,

how are your hello kitty marines?

I wish for battlefleet fury's revival

Nom

**CthuluIsSpy**

Granted, but its bloody terrible.

I wish I were a Oscar Meyer Hotdog

**Slarg232**

CthuluIsSpy wrote:Granted, but its bloody terrible.

I wish I were a Oscar Meyer Hotdog

Granted, but you fall on the floor and get thrown away, never to be consumed; the best death of OM Hotdogs.

I wish I was constantly flanked by beautiful women.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Slarg232 wrote:
CthuluIsSpy wrote:Granted, but its bloody terrible.

I wish I were a Oscar Meyer Hotdog

Granted, but you fall on the floor and get thrown away, never to be consumed; the best death of OM Hotdogs.

I wish I was constantly flanked by beautiful women.

Granted, by they are all militant feminazis.

I wish I was Charlie Sheen.

**nomsheep**

Granted, there isn't really a way to corrupt that cos charlie sheens sucks on so many levels.

I wish my hair would sort myself out.

Nom

**Slarg232**

Granted, your hair rips you apart peice by peice and places you in Alphabetical order.

I wish Said Feminazis weren't feminazis....

**nomsheep**

Granted but now they need and new cause and they just hate you.

I wish my hamster stopped peeing on me.

Nom

**TheRobotLol**

Granted. It now pees on/in your food.

I wish I was always in perfect health.

**nomsheep**

granted, but because of your insanely good health you now are sought after by the MoD for 'testing'.....

I wish I could move already :/

Nom

**rockerbikie**

Wish granted but you move next to a Carnifex migration trail.

I wish to play a Good Board Game with someone.

**JohnnoM**

granted but the person is a TFG and a rules nazi.

I wish games workshop was cheaper.

**Dragonheart**

Granted but they would still be too much

I wish that i had over 9,000 ponys on planet unicorn

**Urien_Rakarth**

there are only 8,000.
I wish this thread would end...

**BlapBlapBlap**

But you shall slowly be torn in half by my minions.

I wish I had the money to start a Lizardmen Army, along with the rulebook and army book.

**nomsheep**

Granted you get three hundred dollars, that should cover a lord, one troops choice and one different troop along with the books.

Shame they just got squated

I wish Sisters were cheaper.

Nom

**BlapBlapBlap**

But they are now a fantasy army

I wish I could eat my feet

**nomsheep**

Granted, but no real way to corrupt that since having no feet is generally viewed as a bad thing.

I wish I could get a story published with BL.

Nom

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but it shall be several hundred pages thick, hardcover and smacked repeatedly upside your head.

I wish I could bring Edd Gould of Eddsworld back to life

**nomsheep**

Granted but he comes back as a douche.

I wish marmite was nice

Nom

**BlapBlapBlap**

nomsheep wrote:Granted but he comes back as a douche.

Now that is impossible!

Granted, but it causes cancer.

I wish that I could fit my fist into my mouth.

**nomsheep**

Granted but it gets stuck. good luck explaining that to the doctors.

I wish i had a hello kitty army

Nom

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but the entire thing is taken by your new brother to a science fair to show what happens when plastic is microwaved.

I wish that the female gender was attracted to me.

**nomsheep**

Granted but they give you so much attention that you go insane.

I wish that the 'just friends' category didn't exist.

NOm

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but it gets replaced with the "Only Friends" catergory.

I wish I could ride a Carnifex.

**nomsheep**

Granted but he eats you after.

I wish i coud hug a bear.

Nom

**BlapBlapBlap**

Granted, but the bear is a lie.

I wish I could make a Gatling Gun

**JohnnoM**

Granted by its ant sized.

I wish I could pouch a hole in the moon.

**Great White**

Granted, but you break every bone in your body.

I wish I had a new laptop.

**nomsheep**

Granted but but it gets virused and dies.

I wish i knew why my browser was suddenly spell checking everything.

Nom

**Dr. Temujin**

Granted, but now you are left to wonder why your computer is pondering the mysteries of the universe.
I wish gauss weapons were rending.