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Suddenly Gandalf appears and rams Creed with his mansword!

But it was not Gandalf, it was Saruman!

Who yelled in glee when it was revaled that SAURON came behind him

Who revealed himself to be creed, thus creating s time space paradox

The paradox destroys reality, and I restart the thread.

It turns out that it was actually the Emperor who was going to betray the Imperium to Chaos, until Horus sent his corpse ass back to Urth.

But Creed infiltrated a CRASSUS ARMORED ASSAULT TRANSPORT into the earths core, destroying the planet, leaving the emporer to be floating into space.

But luckily the emperor planned of this and packed an emergency space drift kit including a space respirator, and 12 issues of Playboy magazine.

And the baneblade was manned by Hobbits armed with their very own sonic screwdrivers.

But the sonic screwdrivers were faulty and exploded.

but the explosions exploded themselves!

I'm a mongoose.

Meanwhile, Kharn (who really is a great guy to be around) was preparing his axe, Gorechild, so that he could spice up the story with bloodshed.