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My wolfguard terminators, this dudes hate the life, they can survive lascanon, plasma and melta shots with their 5++ sv (it is amazing the number of 5 and 6´s i get) but to five bolt pistol shots i get five 1´s on the dices WTF!!!! , i had never seen to many ones on my life, on a single throw

The TL MM on my storm raven is defective. It will either miss, or fail to pen...even when shooting something as simple as a dreadnought.

Anything armed with a multimelta as its primary weapon. Dreads, attack bikes, landspeeders, etc. Rolls a 1 every time. If I have Vulkan along, the re-rolls end up working great for me, but if I try to do a single roll with them it's an auto-fail.

Stormraven was cursed for me right when it first came out. I ran it with my GK, and everyone was so scared of it that it died first turn, no matter what it took. If it survived, though...damn, it was nice.

My Lootas.
I know people love Lootas immensely, and sometimes they will pull out a big win (I had a unit of 7 strip 3 wounds off a CSM DP of Tzeentch as he was charging in via Overwatch - that was probably the most unlikely thing I've ever seen happen so far in game) but boy, they can also fail so dramatically.

Always rolling for 1 shot and subsequently missing them all, only to be blown off the table. The Lootas will never shine again like they did against that DP.

Mine would be my sw ven dread. The thing dies constantly when I make the opponent re rolll. For some reason, they always blow it up on the re roll.

It's been quite a while since I played my WBs, but from what I can remember my 'zerkers and their pimped rhino tend to explode around the first, or sometimes second, turn.

I guess it is as many of you says; the painted ones are the ones who die first (maybe that is why my friend win so often - he hardly paints at all).

My cryptek of destruction. I tell myself that his str8 ap2 36" range assault 1 gun is statistically good... but if he manages to not miss you can pretty much bet he's rolling a 1 to wound... every dang time

My space marine captain and his retinue have been killed by the doom of malantai 3 times without killing anything beforehand.

Well i have a wraithlord that has never woken up, so it always misses with its bright lances and cc attacks D:

My shadowsun.

She just can't seem to do a wound or pen a vehicle...or make a cover save.

Played her in a big drop in titan hunting melta squad last apoc game....dropped SS and a bunch of stealth guys right next to a superheavy....

She shot both her BS5 meltas.
Rolled a 1 to hit on one.
Second one, rolled snake eyes to pen.

Every other melta gun in the squad either failed to hit, or even get a glance.

Then they were vaporized......

Their results in normal games have been even worse.
(I play a lot of lists for fun so yes, I use shadowsun occasionally - I painted that model, I am gonna use it!!!!).