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The feth.

This thread makes me feel so old.

These small criminals are obviously psychopathic criminals with no hopes of rehabilitation and therefore I propose that we give them the chair at once!

That and they lack imagination. When I was at school our plans involved explosives and the use of the old mineshafts beneath the school (Our school was built on a concrete raft over some old mineshafts). And the anvil in the DT workshop. Then later on the engine's in the car workshop. Hell, we used far more interesting schemes than these little nutter's.

 djones520 wrote:

 Rainbow Dash wrote:
My parents didn't like vulgar or violent movies, but had no real care for movies with nudity.
I remember my mom telling me that I'd definitely repeat the things I heard in shows like South Park, so didn't want me watching it.

Excessive use of swearing, drugs, and nudity were the no-go's for my parents. Violence not so much.

Yeah, in our household, my dad was pretty strict: keep swearing to a minimum and no nudity. Violence was fine up to the point where blood would start spraying (so a low R/high PG-13 level). I didn't even watch a whole R rated movie until halfway through high school (I think it was Crash or Kingdom of Heaven, can't remember which for certain). I had to sneak M-rated games around the same time too because I really wanted to play Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory (and I'm glad I did, the game was phenomenal).

Hell, my dad still gets pissed off when we watch a movie with swearing, excessive violence or (especially) nudity...

My mom has a more, obviously European mindset about nudity (being from over there), least that's what I assumed, since people in Europe and whatnot have a...lot less rage towards boobies.
When I was 9 my life revolved around few things, pokemon, Sonic and boobies.
Now it's anime, boobies, dolls... there's a few others but, I still largely dislike watching violence (unless it's so comically over the top that it's funny-eg Fist of the North Star).
I remember the first time I realized some animes had nudity. Then I saw that Street Fighter movie where Chun-Li is topless and a boyhood dream was fulfilled lol

Where was I going with this?...

I thought South Park was in Colorado.

Hand sanitzer? Dear god! Madness! Madness! These animals need to be in straight jackets and under armed guards 24/7.

When I was in P7, what I believe is the Northern Irish equivalent to American 6th Grade or English Year. My plan was to make my long-term substitute teacher top herself so I could get off scot-free. I didn't succeed, but I did make her cry on three separate occasions because of my incredibly casual, careless nature towards my work and still being head and shoulders above everyone else, telling her damn straight to her face "I got to be top of this school every year NOT doing work, and I certainly didn't need YOUR help."

 Deadshot wrote:
Hand sanitzer? Dear god! Madness! Madness! These animals need to be in straight jackets and under armed guards 24/7.

When I was in P7, what I believe is the Northern Irish equivalent to American 6th Grade or English Year. My plan was to make my long-term substitute teacher top herself so I could get off scot-free. I didn't succeed, but I did make her cry on three separate occasions because of my incredibly casual, careless nature towards my work and still being head and shoulders above everyone else, telling her damn straight to her face "I got to be top of this school every year NOT doing work, and I certainly didn't need YOUR help."

top?
what does that mean?

 Rainbow Dash wrote:
My mom has a more, obviously European mindset about nudity (being from over there), least that's what I assumed, since people in Europe and whatnot have a...lot less rage towards boobies.
When I was 9 my life revolved around few things, pokemon, Sonic and boobies.
Now it's anime, boobies, dolls... there's a few others but, I still largely dislike watching violence (unless it's so comically over the top that it's funny-eg Fist of the North Star).
I remember the first time I realized some animes had nudity. Then I saw that Street Fighter movie where Chun-Li is topless and a boyhood dream was fulfilled lol

Where was I going with this?...

My parents never had any trouble with me watching nudity on TV either. I mean, it would have been kinda pointless, I could watch RL boobies on the beach anyway.
They also never had a problem with swearing. Being Russian, you kinda grow up with constant swearing. A normal Russian sentence usually consists of at least 30% swear words
Violence was no problem either, as long as the screen wasn't covered in blood and intestines. (Russian TV tends to be more graphic in violence, especially with news broadcasts)
Guess violence and nudity are two areas in which Russia is actually less conservative than the West

 Rainbow Dash wrote:

 Deadshot wrote:
Hand sanitzer? Dear god! Madness! Madness! These animals need to be in straight jackets and under armed guards 24/7.

When I was in P7, what I believe is the Northern Irish equivalent to American 6th Grade or English Year. My plan was to make my long-term substitute teacher top herself so I could get off scot-free. I didn't succeed, but I did make her cry on three separate occasions because of my incredibly casual, careless nature towards my work and still being head and shoulders above everyone else, telling her damn straight to her face "I got to be top of this school every year NOT doing work, and I certainly didn't need YOUR help."

top?
what does that mean?

Kill. Seeing as we were all giving out out "Kill your teacher" plans, mine was to make her do it herself so I couldn't get in any legal trouble.

 Andilus Greatsword wrote:

 Jimsolo wrote:
No one saying it's already too late for these kids and they should just be executed? I'm surprised at you, Dakka.

On the real though, while that's messed up, it's also not hideously uncommon. I think it's also highly unlikely the kids would have followed through with it.

Pretty much...

God, I remember in 7th or 8th grade, there was about a 50-50 split in the school between the Toronto Maple Leafs and Ottawa Senators (hey, it's Canada, hockey's our thing). Our principal was bragging on the morning announcements because Toronto had just beaten Ottawa out of the playoffs, and my friends and I decided that we needed some revenge. The principal had a Toronto Maple Leafs teddy bear in his office, so I suggested that we hang the fether. At lunch time, my friends snuck into his office and hung the bear from the ceiling and then waited. He was pretty mad about it all, but we thought it was hilarious... of course, now that I'm older I can see the potential for unintended implications ("We got your bear, now we're gonna get YOU!", plus that it was just generally insensitive about a sensitive subject). Still... one of the funnier bits of mischief that we got up to.

Anyway, the point of all that: kids do things without really thinking about the real consequences or implications because they have a much more narrow and simple worldview.

As a Habs fan, I heartily approve of this!
However, you forgot to give the most important thing of all... a sympathy card featuring a photo of Gretzkey scoring the OT winner in '93, (when he should have been ejected for a high stick that had cut Gilmore earlier in the game), along with a not so gentile reminder about being losers since '67!


I seem to recall my one plan to rid myself of my 7th/8th grade French teacher involved trying to ring a puck off the crossbar and have it nail the teacher in the back of the head, during our trip to the Hall of Fame...
Sadly there was safety netting that scuppered that plan.

Of course, I did get to give that same teacher a pretty good scare during one of our trips to the local arena for rec skating! (3 weeks in a row, we went skating for the afternoon as part of our gym class!)
Managed to build up a good head of steam and then jammed on the breaks, sending a 'snow plow' of ice/snow up the boards and nailed the teacher with that spray!
Sure I got in trouble, but it was fun also rubbing it in the faces of the boys that I was a way better skater than any of them.

 Deadshot wrote:

 Rainbow Dash wrote:

 Deadshot wrote:
Hand sanitzer? Dear god! Madness! Madness! These animals need to be in straight jackets and under armed guards 24/7.

When I was in P7, what I believe is the Northern Irish equivalent to American 6th Grade or English Year. My plan was to make my long-term substitute teacher top herself so I could get off scot-free. I didn't succeed, but I did make her cry on three separate occasions because of my incredibly casual, careless nature towards my work and still being head and shoulders above everyone else, telling her damn straight to her face "I got to be top of this school every year NOT doing work, and I certainly didn't need YOUR help."

top?
what does that mean?

Kill. Seeing as we were all giving out out "Kill your teacher" plans, mine was to make her do it herself so I couldn't get in any legal trouble.

That's really nothing to be proud of. If anything that's messed up. I had teachers I hated but trying to make a person commit suicide is sickening.