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2015/07/17 21:54:28
Subject: Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Puffering away to on the jump
Upped the ante with pic
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog 
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2015/07/27 10:36:20
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Time to seal this thread I think.
I'm not sure what mermaid me post this after so long?
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2015/07/27 10:48:09
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Lady of the Lake
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Could have been worse I guess.
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2015/07/27 11:24:10
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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What was the porpoise of this post?
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2015/07/27 11:27:54
Subject: Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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I think he was just flapping around; sick to the gills with fish puns I guess.
I mean, they've all bream said before.
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2015/07/27 11:32:40
Subject: Re:Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Whale whale whale what do we have here?
Someone who not Insynch I see
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2015/07/27 11:36:11
Subject: Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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I was waiting for the dildo puns to be honest, more my speed. But that's not really happened so i'm out.
Schlong and thanks for the fish.
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2015/07/27 13:38:17
Subject: Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Huge Hierodule
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 notprop wrote:I was waiting for the dildo puns to be honest, more my speed. But that's not really happened so i'm out.
Schlong and thanks for the fish.
I think we'd all seiner stick with the fish jokes.
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Q: What do you call a Dinosaur Handpuppet?
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2015/07/27 15:14:32
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Good point, too saucy and someone might get a chubb on.
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2015/07/27 16:21:35
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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The quality of puns varies from carp to comedy goldfish here
Guess il turtle off and get on with things now
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/07/27 16:42:48
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Lady of the Lake
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Was setting something up but forgotten it now. 
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2015/07/27 16:46:08
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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That's ok. Some jokes flounder. It's usually bass to just let them be. Otherwise you might up a can of worms. And once you open a can of worms, it's tough to coelacanth.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2015/07/27 17:26:21
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Tzeentch Aspiring Sorcerer Riding a Disc
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I don't know what your rabbiting on about, she was clearly humping the rabid bunny.
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Its hard to be awesome, when your playing with little plastic men. 
Welcome to Fantasy 40k
If you think your important, in the great scheme of things. Do the water test.
Put your hands in a bucket of warm water,
then pull them out fast. The size of the hole shows how important you are.
I think we should roll some dice, to see if we should roll some dice, To decide if all this dice rolling is good for the game.
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2015/07/27 21:00:44
Subject: Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Too many buzzzzz words in this thread.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2015/07/27 21:12:52
Subject: Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Eh? Flying fish's before flying pigs?!?!
Dorito's did the wrong commercial!!!
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2015/07/27 21:26:27
Subject: Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Was it a electric eel powered device?
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2015/07/28 02:56:31
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Maybe she just got turned on by all the hardcore prawn.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/28 03:00:38
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2015/07/28 02:57:58
Subject: Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
Due to work, I can usually only ship any sales or trades out on Saturday morning. Please trade/purchase with this in mind. |
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2015/07/28 11:02:42
Subject: Re:Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Worthiest of Warlock Engineers
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As they say, Sealing is believeing
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Free from GW's tyranny and the hobby is looking better for it
DR:90-S++G+++M++B++I+Pww205++D++A+++/sWD146R++T(T)D+
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2015/07/28 11:11:24
Subject: Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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I've trawled the net and can't find anything batter than this.
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How do you promote your Hobby? - Legoburner "I run some crappy wargaming website " |
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2015/07/28 11:18:49
Subject: Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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 Smacks wrote:Maybe she just got turned on by all the hardcore prawn.
Ok, we have found a winner. +1 Exalt well earned.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2015/07/28 15:34:45
Subject: Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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He gets my seal of approval.
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 Unit1126PLL wrote: Scott-S6 wrote:And yet another thread is hijacked for Unit to ask for the same advice, receive the same answers and make the same excuses.
Oh my god I'm becoming martel.
Send help!
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2015/07/28 16:04:22
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Lady of the Lake
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Now I remember, if someone asked how I was going to reply "she could have had two".
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2015/08/02 16:01:33
Subject: Re:Woman crashes into a fish wagon while using an adult toy...
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Regular Dakkanaut
Wallingford PA
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The article makes it seem like she was having a Magikarp time. Although she could have been filetaking it.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/02 16:01:54
 He Who Controls The Dice Controls The Universe
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