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Spidermaning:

Its when you uh... you know... well, just google it.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stoning.

Harry does not like Aristote, so he calls some jihadist to take care.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing.

Whoever get his name chosen return home without his pay.

Harry potter and the ordering of the Pheonix,

A order to win Ginnies heart Harry must battle Diagion alley at Christmas eve night, defeet love riva dean and win rons respect with said gift.

Witchweekly gives this magical romcom a 4 newts out of 5.


Starshipping troopers.
One cargo stewards peaceful day off is ruined by the mobile infantrymen and a slap stick popcorn movie is born.. .

The Maltese Falconing
A private detective avoids being drawn into a web of corruption and murder by joining a mediaeval re-enactment society.

The African Queening
A down-at-heel river boat captain's sexual peccadilloes prove to be a source of strength in hard times.

Keying Largo
A returning soldier takes revenge on a group of gangsters by scratching up their motors.

Angels with Dirty Facings
Prohibition mobster life is renewed by appliqué to their apartment buildings.

Timing Bandits
The scut-work assistants to the Supreme Being cut loose in a bid to perfect the timing of athletic records.

Tango and Cashing --Bank teller by day, dance instructor at night.

3:10ing to Yuma...

I am bad at this...

Lilo and Stitching --a brilliant young girl who can only communicate through needlepoint hoodwinks Child Protective Services to her detriment.

Deucing Bigalow, Male Gigalo --A German film

Aliensing -- the perfect organism has just erupted from Adele's chest, and what it does next will surprise you.

The Bikini Carwashing Company --pretty much the same film, but on a radioactive atoll.

Howard the Ducking --this sardonic traveler makes a name for himself by avoiding every punch thrown to his face.

Mooning --Sam Rockwell has far too much time on his hands.

Death Proofing --New parents scramble to cover sharp corners and sweep up all choking hazards.

The Lasting Starfighter --Janey never thought she would meet a man who could tame her ...that is, until the new Starfighter rode into town.

The Secreting of Nimh. --Don't touch that secretion! Ew, nasty.

Lightning Jacking --this Paul Hogan and Cuba Gooding Jr. film you'll remember.

Copping and a Half -- A Japanese underground film

Stop! Or My Mother Willing, Shoot--A neurotic burnout police officer living with his overbearing mother begs you to either knock that off or just put him out of his misery all ready.

Logan's Running-Logan 5 is training really hard for a marathon in the future. He has to finish high before he turns 30. The whole film is him running.

Taxiing Driver-Angry guy drives airplanes but only while they're taxiing on the runway.

Zardozing-Fans of an old cult movie congregate in speedos and ammo belts.

8mming.

I may have to accept that I might not get this...

Rushing: The hectic lifestyle of F1 driver James Hunt means he's always running slightly late...

Fasting and Furious: Never drive on an empty stomach...

Dying Hard: Bruce Willis spectacularly fails to fight his way up a building for a showdown with Alan Rickman.

Real steeling - the life of a mediocre steel worker is put up on the big screen as he tries to overcome his petty theft habit

X-men : Days of Future Pasting.

Wolverine will get his butt psychically smacked by Professor X. Someday.

 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Starring Wars: a low budget romp through some of human kinds worst atrocities it's ever committed against itself.

Alternatively,

Starring Wars - a documentary about the lengths agents will go to to get their clients top billing on the poster.

Lock, Stocking and Two Smoking Barrels - a Lingerie model and a transvestite rob banks.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Fasting Times at Ridgemont High - the canteen staff quit.


Automatically Appended Next Post:
Judging Dredd - no, wait, that is the plot of the Stallone film...

 H.B.M.C. wrote:
8mming.

I may have to accept that I might not get this...

Dude, it's not that hard. Just take a movie title and add "ing"! Any movie title. Like Trainspotting or Waiting. WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

Oh hell...

Schindler's Listing - the story of a man who saved hundreds of Jews from the death camps, while having one leg longer than the other.

Congoing... the story of a man and his ape searching for tickets to the SDCC.

The Blair Witch Projecting - an old hag blames all her problems on young people

The Thinning Red Line: an aged punks mohawk aint what it used to be

The rising of the 300.

One Spartan baker battles his Persian rival chef to create 300 perfect suffles and win the grand prize for Greece and ubite there chefs ro win the international championships.

Indiana Jonesing - posted far from home, a young soldier pines for his old life.

Inceptioning - A slow, casual guide to dream-walking narrated by the owner of your local smoke shop and his girlfriend's bell chimes.

Sullying - a pilot's nefarious attempt to besmirch the unblemished reputation of air travel

Mad Maxing - he's lost everything but his Visa card - is he too far gone to care about his credit score?

Pacific Rimming - you know what, nevermind

Pointing Break - a glimpse behind the scene during the international pointing competition's lunch time antics.

Abridged Too Far - A WWII drama with so much content cut from the book it's barely watchable.

Westing World - Elmer Fudd attempts to find balance in a new life after retirement.

On Golden Pound. Old torries sack money away for their retirement.

Terminatoring: It's Termination time for one Jon Beckett - CEO of the rising star company Beckett's Games. His company has just broke big in the stock market and now he needs to reshuffle his staff. Can he terminate the right people? And more importantly, can he live with his life-changing decisions?

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firing: Contracts in the wizarding world are incendiary, and Hogwart's employment contracts are no different! Join Harry Potter as his incredibly poor education now gets supplemented by new subjects and competent teachers!

Die Harding - A total nutter decides Girl's Aloud lovely Sarah Harding, for reasons known entirely to himself, must perish. Follow his online troll antics, and see his abject fear of leaving his Mum's basement.

The Phantom Menacing - Dennis and Gnasher's departed spirits give Walter the Softy's descendants a hard time because frankly there's precious little else to do once you've snuffed it.

Returning of the King - Fed up with Royal Edicts, some particularly confused peasants decide to see if they can get a refund on their regent.

Lord of the Ringing: Sauron has a permanent ringing sound in his ears. His doctors tell him it is tinnitus. 10,000 Orcs disagree.

Closing Encounter: He wants to buy a raincoat. They won't let him. Watch this riveting tale of one man's furious argument with a tired customer service clerk, who's just about ready to call the cops!

Forresting Gump: One forester. One pile of rotting gunk. Who will survive? The forester. Obviously.

Star Wars IV - A New Hoping: Tired of the same old Jedi myth, Ben Owen sets out to his local polling booth to vote for a new emperor. Will the ballot be rigged? Or will change happen?

Ultramarineing - A member of the Blue Man Group's life spirals out of control as he seeks out richer and richer sources of blue facepaint.