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Every Canadian sentence is either an Apology or a Question.
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
heh. My boss is Canadian, and most sentences end in fething Hell.
Same with my Scottish boss.
In fact, all 13 of my bosses since college swore a lot...
Now were they foul mouthed before you began working for them?
Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines
Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.
Every Canadian sentence is either an Apology or a Question.
Bys, Bys. It goes: starts with ""sorry, ends in "eh?"
As in, "Sorry, ya ran into the back of my car, eh?"
"Sorry, I can't get drunk on yer American beer, eh?"
Or, "Sorry, ya can't hoist Lord Stanely's Cup without at least half yer team bein' good old Canadian bys, eh?"
We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
Considering where I live, "perfect" canadian english would be basically not having to ask you to repeat it more than two times.
Living in a part of toronto where it's full of immigrants and only a handful of them were ever taught proper english, I frequently see two people verbally fumble over each other trying to figure out what a Tim Horton's is. And don't even ask about how to pronounce Tomato or Potato (in the course of one conversation we found no less than 5 different pronounciations, none of them the standard "To-may-to" or "to-mah-to". I had to go to a shop and buy a tomato to confirm that they were indeed talking about the damn thing).
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Kanluwen wrote:
Hell, I'm not that bothered by the Stormraven. Why? Because, as it stands right now, it's "limited use".When it's shoehorned in to the Codex: Space Marines, then yeah. I'll be irked.
When I'm editing alot, you know I have a gakload of homework to (not) do.
Bys, Bys. It goes: starts with ""sorry, ends in "eh?"
As in, "Sorry, ya ran into the back of my car, eh?"
"Sorry, I can't get drunk on yer American beer, eh?"
Or, "Sorry, ya can't hoist Lord Stanely's Cup without at least half yer team bein' good old Canadian bys, eh?"
I've literally been sitting at my desk for a few hours trying to think of a comeback. But our beer sucks and half of my Flyers are Canadian. Well played sir.
Easy E wrote: "Perfect American English"? WTH is that?
We can't even decide int he states how we shoudl talk, much less having a perfect version of it.
The word "jawn" might make it into the dictionary (its on Merriam-Webster's "Words We're Watching" list). So Philadelphia will finally have made a positive contribution to the English language
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feeder wrote: Frazz's mind is like a wiener dog in a rabbit warren. Dark, twisting tunnels, and full of the certainty that just around the next bend will be the quarry he seeks.
Bys, Bys. It goes: starts with ""sorry, ends in "eh?"
As in, "Sorry, ya ran into the back of my car, eh?"
"Sorry, I can't get drunk on yer American beer, eh?"
Or, "Sorry, ya can't hoist Lord Stanely's Cup without at least half yer team bein' good old Canadian bys, eh?"
I've literally been sitting at my desk for a few hours trying to think of a comeback. But our beer sucks and half of my Flyers are Canadian. Well played sir.
We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”
Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote: I've rarely had an issue understanding any form of English. I have friends from all over the globe, never an issue unless non-British slang is involved. I have had issue understanding people from Quebec, and Cajun country though.
That's the French influence. Quebec has a huge French speaking population and radically different culture from the rest of Canada. Even those who speak English from there will have an influence on them.
Its fairly easy to tell a Québécois apart from a regular Canadian. Understanding him is another story.
About the only English dialect I have issues with might be some very thick Scottish accents.
Then there is the Welsh language which I don't even know if they can understand each other Their sentence structure seems akin to a Yodle and a gargle mashed into a massive run on sentence.
And then there's Newfoundland.
Sweet mother of god, how anyone understands them is beyond me, I am not even sure some of them were human let alone speaking English
Textbook Welsh is quite easy to learn and understand. Then you try and speak to a Welsh person and it all goes horribly wrong. You quickly realise everything in the textbook is only spoken by about 5 academics who grew up in Aberystwyth and a couple of valleys in South Wales.
I've listened to an argument between two Welsh Speakers debating who was using the proper word for milk! They both grew up in North Wales!
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Inquisitor Lord Bane wrote: I've rarely had an issue understanding any form of English. I have friends from all over the globe, never an issue unless non-British slang is involved. I have had issue understanding people from Quebec, and Cajun country though.
That's the French influence. Quebec has a huge French speaking population and radically different culture from the rest of Canada. Even those who speak English from there will have an influence on them.
Its fairly easy to tell a Québécois apart from a regular Canadian. Understanding him is another story.
About the only English dialect I have issues with might be some very thick Scottish accents.
Then there is the Welsh language which I don't even know if they can understand each other Their sentence structure seems akin to a Yodle and a gargle mashed into a massive run on sentence.
And then there's Newfoundland.
Sweet mother of god, how anyone understands them is beyond me, I am not even sure some of them were human let alone speaking English
Textbook Welsh is quite easy to learn and understand. Then you try and speak to a Welsh person and it all goes horribly wrong. You quickly realise everything in the textbook is only spoken by about 5 academics who grew up in Aberystwyth and a couple of valleys in South Wales.
I've listened to an argument between two Welsh Speakers debating who was using the proper word for milk! They both grew up in North Wales!
Ah so not real welsh then
Liverpuglians that moved, thats all the north welsh are
I used to work 411 for a Canadian telecom company that contracted its workers and database out to US telecoms like Verizon and others, so I took alot of 411 calls from the States. I often had people ask me if I was Australian.
I would say Maritime Canadian and Southern US accents are the strongest, everything else is pretty minor.
I've struggled to understand Australian tourists on occasion. I don't think it was just that the words sounded like they ran together, but also that many vowels were pronounced a little differently so the parts that I could pick out could be a bit of a red herring. For instance, I got asked a question about hay bales but the part that stood out to me sounded like "bile" so it took a minute longer to get it sorted out. (I don't have any problems understanding Australians from movies or television news clips.)
Most of the tourists are older, though, so that might be part of it. It seems to me that many older Americans don't speak quite as clearly and have rougher voices. Maybe that's just something that happens with age.
Really, there are two separate issues of accents and people not speaking clearly. A lot of the time when someone is mumbling, slurring their words or speaking too quickly their accent might be blamed by someone who is not native to the area.
kronk wrote:I can usually pick up the Canadian accent. "About" vs "A-Boot" is an easy one. I travel all over the US and parts of Canada. Regional accents are certainly a thing. I have some international coworkers who absolutely can't understand people in our manufacturing plant in Alabama. It may as well be Boomhauer from King of the Hill talking to them.
I have a hard time once in a while with fast talkers from New York City, and Newark airport folks can feth right the hell off. That ain't English!
It sounds more like "A-boat" to me. I've never heard a single Canadian sound like "a-boot" except for the South Park parody. My daughter watches Paw Patrol and PJ Masks alot, and I spotted that as Canadian mainly from "look out" being pronounced "look oat"
I was looking for "How to Airbrush" videos since I'm learning, and I came across this guy. Australian? Kiwi? Whatever it is, I have a REALLY hard time with it.
kronk wrote: I was looking for "How to Airbrush" videos since I'm learning, and I came across this guy. Australian? Kiwi? Whatever it is, I have a REALLY hard time with it.
North East England, either Newcastle or Sunderland.
kronk wrote: I was looking for "How to Airbrush" videos since I'm learning, and I came across this guy. Australian? Kiwi? Whatever it is, I have a REALLY hard time with it.
Seconding. Neither Aussie nor Kiwi. You find some odd-scots accents hanging around in Northern NZ, but nothing like that.
It's "Northern English" somewhere. All of those accents blend together for me.
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Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
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As a Brit living in the US I’ve found that unless you have a Kensington accent people think you’re not possibly from the UK. My Essex accent apparently sounds Australian to most Yanks.
First guess for that video would be mackem (Sunderland, England).
Through the job I've visited lots of places in the states that are off the tourist trail. I have a Stafford accent, which is remarkable only for being an unremarkable accent sandwiched between Stoke and Wolverhampton. Nearly every American assumes the accent is Australian. We don't all talk like Dick Van Dyke!
My brother in law is a hard person to understand. Hes from Michigan but joined the army and has since picked up a mishmash of Texas, Alabama and Arkansas. Now add in a mouth full of dip and his natural lazy speech pattern and youre in for a hell of a time talking to the guy.
I typically can understand other English speech ignoring slang, I do have to come here on occasion to translate a Blacks Books, but there was this one time. While working I came across a Canadian and one incredibly hard to understand English fellow that we here at Dakka discovered was most likely of the Northern variety, I just couldnt hear what he was saying. It was so muddled and slurred he got me. Luckily his Canadian friend was used to translate what the hell the guy was trying to say. We all had a good laugh about it........or he was pissed off that I kept laughing at him, I guess Ill never know
Nick Garai wrote: I am talking with someone (a girl I met online) and she says she speaks perfect American? I speak Canadian. Can anyone tell me if they can tell a difference between perfect American and perfect Canadian English? I am finding the American English is very hard to understand when someone speaks to me over the telephone any when texting it is not much better. Anyone here notice a difference?
I notice a difference between the Canadian accent and the American accent.
The classic American accent is taught to U.S. newscasters as it is the easiest to understand. This is because the classic U.S. speech patter has a very subtle accent.
Some News casters from different parts of the U.S. usually sound similar where the regional accent is quite different.
Southern U.S. comparison:
Spoiler:
Most people that I have met that are from Texas (Southern middle part of the U.S.A.) sound like this:
While KTRK news channel 13 newscasters sound like this:
Boston comparison:
Spoiler:
Most people that I have met that are from Boston (N.E. part of the U.S. (AKA New England)) sound like this
Where WFXT channel 25 Boston newscasters sound like this:
Most Canadians sound like this though:
Spoiler:
Compared to Minnesota (Far northern U.S.A. this state borders Canada)
Sounds similar.
Just like the movie Fargo.
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The News casters is a good point, watch news bloopers and youll really notice it. Suddenly they go from that dry monotone to what they really sound like and it just makes ya laugh
As the immortal bard once said:" You're in America now. Speak Spanish!"
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Compared to Minnesota (Far northern U.S.A. this state borders Canada)
Sounds similar.
Just like the movie Fargo.
Most Canadians don't sound like that only in certain regions is that true, Canada isn't a homogeneous culture someone from Newfoundland sounds completely different from someone from Vancouver.
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For the most part Canadians to me sound a lot like people that live in New Orleans. I don't find ether difficult to understand - it is just an accent.
I don't have any trouble understanding anyone speaking English of any kind.
IMO the least understandable people are from the New England area - and ofc England. However - they are the most fun to talk to because of it. I love British comedies.
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