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2018/06/13 03:08:21
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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41. If two posts in a row mention bad rule writing causing logical paradoxes, you may write your previous post entirely in purple. Time travel is a fair, balanced, and intended part of the ruleset.
42. Despite all evidence to the contrary, Custodes are not Space Marines, despite being large-shouldered burly men in power armor with bolters.
43. Custodes are absolutely Space Marines, as ordered by the Ordo Chronus.
44. Any mentions of the Forgeworld Book That Shall Not Be Named will be met with an immediate ban from certain people’s personal respects.
45. If you play an army, it needs a buff. If something counters your army, it needs a nerf. Anything your army counters is fine.
46. Any negativity is “whining”, and any people expressing negative opinions are obviously just children complaining pointlessly. Likewise, any positivity is “white knighting”, and any people expressing a positive opinion are clearly just drooling shills.
47. The following reasons are the wrong reasons for picking an army. Anyone who plays an army for these reasons is clearly just a WAAC TFG, ing Casual, a noob, or a person who doesn’t pay attention.
- Aesthetic
- Potential paint scheme
- Power on the field
- Theoretical power
- Favoritism from GW
- Good backstory
- Bad backstory
- High percentage of tournament wins
- Wanting friends
- Not wanting friends
- Being available in stores
- Being cheap
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2018/06/13 03:08:39
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2018/06/13 08:55:11
Subject: Re:10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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48. If you are getting shot off of the board, use more line of sight blocking terrain - it forces shooting armies to move and engage at closer ranges and gives short ranged and melee armies a chance.
49. Line of sight blocking terrain ruins melee armies - it is harder to charge enemies with all this terrain, and a small handful of units (that your opponent always uses and always has out of LoS regardless of terrain layout) ignores terrain penalties.
50. It is perfectly ok to play 40k with unpainted models. If someone refuses to play you because of this they are TFG.
51. All of your models must be painted in order to play the game. If someone demands to play you with their field of grey flavor of the month units, they are TFG.
52. Remember that GW will be out of business in a matter of months, and will never recover from squatting Fantasy. If another poster provides you with numbers proving otherwise, double down on your narrative.
53. Take a step away from boob plate, feminism, and women in 40k threads, as they will invariably get heated and oftentimes locked. If you stumble into the thread anyways, pick a side, dig in, and insult the opposing side until mods lock the thread.
54. Slaanesh is being squatted in order to sell more models to children. Ignore all evidence to the contrary, no matter how convincing it may sound.
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2018/06/13 10:00:55
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Wicked Warp Spider
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I just realised that nobody mentioned the most important rule of all:
0. If you're having fun playing you are WRONG.
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2018/06/13 12:17:21
Subject: Re:10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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55. Play the prude to criticize sexist models wearing nothing but boobplate and tactical high-heels AFTER you just watched your favourite Russ Meyer movie while wearing your most cherished stilettos.
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2018/06/13 13:30:46
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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56: Make sure to assert that fun is subjective and no one can make you play the way you want, then in your next post accuse someone of playing wrong.
57: Remember that anecdotes aren't evidence, evidence isn't evidence, math isn't evidence, and reality is false.
58: The truth is irrelevant when confronted by a narrative; similarly, it is better to argue two competing narratives than it is to argue from a position of facts and proofs, because as per Rule 57, evidence isn't evidence.
59: Having fun with Warhammer 40k is forbidden because it is a bad game.
60: Since Dakka 40k General is a 40k forum, it is very important that you play as few games as possible and not even try the latest rules and edition of the game. Otherwise, you may enjoy it, and per Rule 59, this isn't allowed.
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2018/06/13 14:56:53
Subject: Re:10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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61. You're army is the most overpowered and broken thing in the game, as are all of the units you use in it. This does not invalidate rule 13.
13. Army you're playing is the worst in the game.
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2018/06/13 22:08:52
Subject: Re:10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar
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62. "Always" "put" "everything" "in" "quotations" "even" "if" "you" "mean" "it".
63. Plastic beats metal and resin everyday.
64. Resin is better than plastic and metal everyday.
65. Metal is the best material. Better than plastic and resin.
66. Games Workshop has not released a decent miniature since *Insert year I started playing Warhammer here*.
67. Games Workshop makes the best miniatures. Any evidence to the contrary is heresy.
68. Multipart plastic kits are what makes Games Workshop minis the best!
69. Monopose kits are better than multi-part kits. See rules 63-65 regarding materials.
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Thought for the day: Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
30k Ultramarines: 2000 pts
Bolt Action Germans: ~1200 pts
AOS Stormcast: Just starting.
The Empire : ~60-70 models.
1500 pts
: My Salamanders painting blog 16 Infantry and 2 Vehicles done so far! |
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2018/06/14 05:14:50
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Inspiring SDF-1 Bridge Officer
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70. Painted models always die first
71. If you're losing, blame the dice
72. If you're winning it's because of your tactics
73. To ensure your opponent misses, make sure to tell them "Don't roll a 1". This stratagem can only be used once per game, so use it wisely.
74. Chaos isn't allowed to win
75. Chaos really won, they just had to disguise their victory as defeat.
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2018/06/14 13:56:10
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Well... like true DakkaDakka style what started off as light satirical humour has become a little too dark. XD
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2018/06/15 18:09:37
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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73 made me cry happy tears
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2018/06/15 20:41:21
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Fresh-Faced New User
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76. Always say you would buy a sisters of battle army if they were released in plastic regardless of if you want one or not.
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2018/06/16 11:24:38
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Mighty Chosen Warrior of Chaos
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this is fun ... uh damit ^^
77. GW does not play test anything. Anyone who says otherwise is a xenos and you know what to do with em.
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2018/06/16 15:48:47
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Regular Dakkanaut
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78. Your opinion is scientific fact verified by peer review and cited in many scholarly articles thus everyone who disagrees with you is a filthy xenos scum and must be purged.
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2018/06/18 21:48:55
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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79. Your casual list is trash. It needs £400 of models, then you can go semi-competitive.
80. The sub optimal unit that you have explained works and is enjoyable is worthless and you should only ever bring it if you intend to lose. And here is my math to prove it: see? Unit A is 15% better than your unit B so you may as well bin it.
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insaniak wrote:
You can choose to focus on the parts of a hobby that make you unhappy, or you can choose to focus on the parts that you enjoy. |
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2018/06/18 22:15:31
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Legendary Dogfighter
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81: There is never too much discussion of women in 40k. EVER!. It is a serious issue and ignoring it makes you a White Knight
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2018/06/18 22:20:20
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Posts with Authority
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ValentineGames wrote:81: There is never too much discussion of women in 40k. EVER!. It is a serious issue and ignoring it makes you a White Knight
Expanding:
82: Never forget to mention how your FLGS or GW store smells like a collection of armpits and anuses, please highlight specific examples of disgusting people in your community.
83: Also argue for hours on end about why there aren't more women playing 40k, because it's totally the lack of female models and not #82.
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Mob Rule is not a rule. |
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2018/06/18 23:18:04
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Gore-Soaked Lunatic Witchhunter
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Adeptus Doritos wrote:ValentineGames wrote:81: There is never too much discussion of women in 40k. EVER!. It is a serious issue and ignoring it makes you a White Knight
Expanding:
82: Never forget to mention how your FLGS or GW store smells like a collection of armpits and anuses, please highlight specific examples of disgusting people in your community.
83: Also argue for hours on end about why there aren't more women playing 40k, because it's totally the lack of female models and not #82.
Expanding further:
84: Miniatures with boobs are sexist.
85: Lack of miniatures with boobs is sexist.
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2018/06/18 23:50:52
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Posts with Authority
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AnomanderRake wrote:
Expanding further:
84: Miniatures with boobs are sexist.
85: Lack of miniatures with boobs is sexist.
86: Disagreeing with 84 or 85 is sexist.
87: Agreeing is ALSO sexist.
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Mob Rule is not a rule. |
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2018/06/19 00:49:48
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Wicked Warp Spider
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Expanding further:
88. People only ever play a faction that they can personally identify with. That is why women only ever play factions with solely female models, all FLGSs smell like collections of armpits and anuses because all those Death Guard players and no two legged homo sapien can ever play space bugs, Tyranid players are fitlhy xenos myth and male Adeptas Sororitas players is filthy xenos lie. Only true White Knights get a leeway on this and are allowed to identify as Grey Knights.
89. Proper gender representation is so important, that we have to have serious discussion about female pilots hidden under carapaces of gigantic unisex robots, otherwise no woman will ever consider playing Imperial Knights. Ever.
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2018/06/19 00:53:30
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Posts with Authority
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90: All the mods are biased to the opposite of your political ideology. All the time.
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Mob Rule is not a rule. |
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2018/06/19 00:54:58
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Daemonic Dreadnought
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I thought General Discussion was for actual Generals and the rest of you were just trolls. That was a much simpler explanation for what happens here.
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2018/06/19 12:24:46
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Annoyed Blood Angel Devastator
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91) General discussion is only for actual generals
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2018/06/19 12:48:14
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Wicked Warp Spider
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92) Only forty thousands generals are allowed to have a discussion at any given time
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2018/06/19 23:10:42
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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93) Maybe 40k isn't the game for you. Try a smaller, cheaper skirmish game like Warmachine or Flames of War.
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Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look! |
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2018/06/20 00:53:26
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Posts with Authority
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94. Always remember the most important thing is to have fun.
95. The only way to have fun is to complain about what other people are enjoying.
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Mob Rule is not a rule. |
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2018/06/20 01:38:33
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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96: New units for your army don't count as new units unless they were something you specifically wanted in the army.
97: Giant centerpiece models are too strong and should never be played.
98: Giant centerpiece models are garbage and should never be played.
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2018/06/20 02:59:54
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Trigger-Happy Baal Predator Pilot
New Zealand
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99: Every army needs a giant centerpiece model.
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2018/06/20 03:39:08
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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100. Giant centerpiece models ruined 40k and turned it away from being a fun skirmish game.
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2018/06/20 03:50:41
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Posts with Authority
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101: Warhammer 40k was never intended to be a balanced game
102: Forge World shouldn't be allowed because it's imbalanced
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Mob Rule is not a rule. |
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2018/06/20 07:35:43
Subject: 10 rules for the 40k General Discussion forum.
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Courageous Beastmaster
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103. People always play to win at all costs. For the duration of the all is fair in war is in full effect. There can be no love.
104. If you say you play for fun and not to win you are lying, possibly even unto yourself
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