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2019/05/14 09:22:42
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Blood Angel Terminator with Lightning Claws
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I think a space ork would be hell, with their bad english accents
Just imagine the stink
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DV8 wrote:Blood Angels Furioso Dreadnought should also be double-fisted.
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2019/05/14 10:54:32
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Ork Admiral Kroozin Da Kosmos on Da Hulk
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Mortarion.
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7 Ork facts people always get wrong:
Ragnar did not win against Thrakka, but suffered two crushing defeats within a few days of each other.
A lasgun is powerful enough to sever an ork's appendage or head in a single, well aimed shot.
Orks meks have a better understanding of electrics and mechanics than most Tech Priests.
Orks do not think that purple makes them harder to see. They do think that camouflage does however, without knowing why.
Gharkull Blackfang did not even come close to killing the emperor.
Orks can be corrupted by chaos, but few of them have any interest in what chaos offers.
Orks do not have the power of believe. |
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2019/05/14 11:31:12
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Ladies Love the Vibro-Cannon Operator
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The Yncarne. Definitively.
Make a poll, please.
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Former moderator 40kOnline
Lanchester's square law - please obey in list building!
Illumini: "And thank you for not finishing your post with a "" I'm sorry, but after 7200 's that has to be the most annoying sign-off ever."
Armies: Eldar, Necrons, Blood Angels, Grey Knights; World Eaters (30k); Bloodbound; Cryx, Circle, Cyriss |
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2019/05/14 14:14:47
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Dakka Veteran
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Terrain rules that work.
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2019/05/14 15:59:38
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
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Tyranid Horde wrote:I'm gonna go for a Dark Eldar Haemonculus, you'd know for sure you're in for a hell of a lot pain.
^ The right answer.
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2019/05/14 16:05:51
Subject: Re:So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Steadfast Ultramarine Sergeant
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Probably becoming a skitarii. Lose your legs, eye lids, cables everywhere...
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2019/05/14 16:10:36
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
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"E-every thread, master?"
" Every thread. The Cabin in the Woods Dakka Gods demand this."
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"Got you, Yugi! Your Rubric Marines can't fall back because I have declared the tertiary kaptaris ka'tah stance two, after the secondary dacatarai ka'tah last turn!"
"So you think, Kaiba! I declared my Thousand Sons the cult of Duplicity, which means all my psykers have access to the Sorcerous Facade power! Furthermore I will spend 8 Cabal Points to invoke Cabbalistic Focus, causing the rubrics to appear behind your custodes! The Vengeance for the Wronged and Sorcerous Fullisade stratagems along with the Malefic Maelstrom infernal pact evoked earlier in the command phase allows me to double their firepower, letting me wound on 2s and 3s!"
"you think it is you who has gotten me, yugi, but it is I who have gotten you! I declare the ever-vigilant stratagem to attack your rubrics with my custodes' ranged weapons, which with the new codex are now DAMAGE 2!!"
"...which leads you straight into my trap, Kaiba, you see I now declare the stratagem Implacable Automata, reducing all damage from your attacks by 1 and triggering my All is Dust special rule!" |
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2019/05/14 18:27:34
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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A necron flayed one playing a trumpet. That's all it does, just plays a trumpet. Non-stop, everyday, in my room.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2019/05/14 18:27:40
What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2019/05/14 19:11:36
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
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Drukhari at the top of the list... probably a Bloodthirster not far behind.
SG
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40K - T'au Empire
Kill Team - T'au Empire, Death Guard
Warhammer Underworlds - Garrek’s Reavers
*** I only play for fun. I do not play competitively. *** |
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2019/05/15 07:03:36
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential
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A flesh tearer.
'Come with me if you want to live citizen!' *twitches uncontrollably, eyes your jugular*
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2019/05/15 09:07:07
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
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Oh god....
I think people have it right with the haemonculus.... The stench of his poisons, the bloody flesh cloak, his contorted face... That goddamn hunchback chamber with his organs in it.
The knowledge of what he could and will do would be true, utter, terror
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insaniak wrote:
You can choose to focus on the parts of a hobby that make you unhappy, or you can choose to focus on the parts that you enjoy. |
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2019/05/15 09:13:07
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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I dont know how people think Inquisitors are scarier than something like a daemon. They are human, and if you stay on their good side and arent a dirty heretic youll be fine.
That being said, yeah they are pretty scary. Still though I think something bug like or skitterish like a tyranid or rak'gol would be terrifying Automatically Appended Next Post: McMagnus Mindbullets wrote:
Oh god....
I think people have it right with the haemonculus.... The stench of his poisons, the bloody flesh cloak, his contorted face... That goddamn hunchback chamber with his organs in it.
The knowledge of what he could and will do would be true, utter, terror
Even if I didnt know what he was, I think Id litterly have a heart attack seeing one at night
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2019/05/15 09:14:49
123ply: Dataslate- 4/4/3/3/1/3/1/8/6+
Autopistol, Steel Extendo, Puma Hoodie
USRs: "Preferred Enemy: Xenos"
"Hatred: Xenos"
"Racist and Proud of it" - Gains fleshbane, rending, rage, counter-attack, and X2 strength and toughness when locked in combat with units not in the "Imperium of Man" faction.
Collection:
AM/IG - 122nd Terrax Guard: 2094/3000pts
Skitarii/Cult Mech: 1380/2000pts
Khorne Daemonkin - Host of the Nervous Knife: 1701/2000pts
Orks - Rampage Axez: 1753/2000pts |
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2019/05/15 16:45:05
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Slaanesh Chosen Marine Riding a Fiend
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Duncan - when he realises I didn't thin my paints!
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Please note, for those of you who play Chaos Daemons as a faction the term "Daemon" is potentially offensive. Instead, please play codex "Chaos: Mortally Challenged". Thank you. |
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2019/05/15 22:55:41
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Waaagh! Warbiker
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A single Tyranid Ripper probably.
It is small enough to NOT kill you with the first blow. It will not talk to you or try to play with you but it will try to instantly eat you and it will not care about how alive you still are.
It is also small enough that you will try to fight it and you will pee and poo yourself while struggling to keep that thing off you and in the end it will probably still eat you.
The worst thing is that even if you somehow beat that bugger to death you'd know you and your entire planet are still fethed because where that single ripper came from there are millions of others to take his place.
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Astra Milit..*blam* Astra Milliwhat, heretic? |
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2019/05/15 23:27:26
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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A girl.
Edit: Seriously though, if that happened my wife would kill me. "Calm down honey, I have no idea who this woman is or how she got here, or why she is covered with skulls..." Nope, wouldn't fly.
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2019/05/16 08:17:15
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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Whoever wrote the current Tau codex.
But then I would legitimately be able to shoot them.
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'No plan survives contact with the enemy. Who are we?'
'THE ENEMY!!!'
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2019/05/16 08:57:14
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Norn Queen
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What was the name of the character from HH book Nemesis - the anti psyker daemon thing.
For some reason that character really scared me when reading it.
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Dman137 wrote:
goobs is all you guys will ever be
By 1-irt: Still as long as Hissy keeps showing up this is one of the most entertaining threads ever.
"Feelin' goods, good enough". |
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2019/05/16 10:08:58
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Ultramarine Land Raider Pilot on Cruise Control
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Anything Chaos or Dark Eldar.
I guess Nids would be scary too - would be like being in an Alien movie.
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2019/05/16 10:31:00
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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Trazyn. You just know he is going to steal all of your gak, and you can't do anything to stop him.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2019/05/16 10:31:12
What I have
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~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2019/05/16 11:32:15
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Anything that weights a lot. I have room on the second floor and our ceiling has wood beems. Something like a marine or termintor would mess up the house.
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If you have to kill, then kill in the best manner. If you slaughter, then slaughter in the best manner. Let one of you sharpen his knife so his animal feels no pain. |
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2019/05/16 11:54:08
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
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Karol wrote:Anything that weights a lot. I have room on the second floor and our ceiling has wood beems. Something like a marine or termintor would mess up the house.
Unironically I love this post so much. Everyone's just like "oh, this creepy murder scary thing that would KILL ME" and Karol's first thought is a dreadnought stomping into their room and falling comically through the floor, completely fething up his house.
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"Got you, Yugi! Your Rubric Marines can't fall back because I have declared the tertiary kaptaris ka'tah stance two, after the secondary dacatarai ka'tah last turn!"
"So you think, Kaiba! I declared my Thousand Sons the cult of Duplicity, which means all my psykers have access to the Sorcerous Facade power! Furthermore I will spend 8 Cabal Points to invoke Cabbalistic Focus, causing the rubrics to appear behind your custodes! The Vengeance for the Wronged and Sorcerous Fullisade stratagems along with the Malefic Maelstrom infernal pact evoked earlier in the command phase allows me to double their firepower, letting me wound on 2s and 3s!"
"you think it is you who has gotten me, yugi, but it is I who have gotten you! I declare the ever-vigilant stratagem to attack your rubrics with my custodes' ranged weapons, which with the new codex are now DAMAGE 2!!"
"...which leads you straight into my trap, Kaiba, you see I now declare the stratagem Implacable Automata, reducing all damage from your attacks by 1 and triggering my All is Dust special rule!" |
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2019/05/16 12:58:08
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Trazyn's Museum Curator
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I personally prefer the idea of the big scary thing just trolling the hell out of you instead of flat out murder. I mean, it knows that you can't possibly hurt it, so it might as well have some fun.
Just think about it, what would be worse, Fulgrim flat out murdering you, or just squatting in your room, heckling you whenever you paint ("you missed a spot", "Sweetie, that paint scheme doesn't work", "I've seen crack addicts with better brush control than you"), or leaving really disturbing porn on your computer.
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What I have
~4100
~1660
Westwood lives in death!
Peace through power!
A longbeard when it comes to Necrons and WHFB. Grumble Grumble
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2019/05/16 18:23:47
Subject: Re:So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Been Around the Block
Scarborough, UK
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I think I'm going to make a similar thread. It's been a fun read so far but I think I can make it better for us.
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2019/05/16 18:43:21
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Heroic Senior Officer
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A cute sister of battle looking to settle down and start a family because I'm afraid of commitment
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'I've played Guard for years, and the best piece of advice is to always utilize the Guard's best special rule: "we roll more dice than you" ' - stormleader
"Sector Imperialis: 25mm and 40mm Round Bases (40+20) 26€ (Including 32 skulls for basing) " GW design philosophy in a nutshell |
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2019/05/17 22:41:55
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Humorless Arbite
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Sly Marbo.
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Voxed from Salamander 84-24020
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2019/05/18 00:04:54
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
Newcastle
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A genestealer/lictor/venomthrope with feeder tendrils would be pretty scary. I think you're still alive when they start consuming your brain
It's actually harder to think of something in 40k that wouldn't be terrifying. A man with a gun walking into my room would be scary, so conscript is ticked. Even a gretchin would be a horrifying little thing, and they're also armed.
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2019/05/18 09:49:18
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Dialogus? Savant? Mystic? Any number of other non-combatant/diplomatic/support minis fielded by Imperium? Unless you think grandpa whose only task is thinking hard is scary...
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2019/05/18 10:04:56
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Irbis wrote:
Dialogus? Savant? Mystic? Any number of other non-combatant/diplomatic/support minis fielded by Imperium? Unless you think grandpa whose only task is thinking hard is scary...
You mean like Macierwicz or like Urban?
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If you have to kill, then kill in the best manner. If you slaughter, then slaughter in the best manner. Let one of you sharpen his knife so his animal feels no pain. |
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2019/05/18 10:44:22
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Karol wrote: Irbis wrote:
Dialogus? Savant? Mystic? Any number of other non-combatant/diplomatic/support minis fielded by Imperium? Unless you think grandpa whose only task is thinking hard is scary...
You mean like Macierwicz or like Urban?
Urban is very much a savant, and I wouldn't call him very scary. The other doesn't fit any of the above, though, and the things we could classify him as (such as warp spawn or feral ork) are pretty much frightening, QED
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2019/05/18 13:48:02
Subject: So If The Most Scariest 40k Thing To You Walked Into Your Room Now What Would It Be?
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
Eastern Fringe
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Literally anything from the 40k universe.
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The first rule of unarmed combat is: don’t be unarmed. |
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