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The inseminators. Cawl accelerates the process of marine creation by creating marines that are 'fully functional" and can inseminate a human woman with genesemen that will produce a male offspring that needs no surgery to become a marine as his implants are encoded into the genesemen and will grow as natural parts of his body. The infants can be gathered at birth and raised as marines, thanks to accelerated growth they will be fully educated and functional primaris marines by age 12.

project terminated by the inquisition as the idea of the emperor's angels getting it on was considered unacceptable.

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 Matt Swain wrote:
The inseminators. Cawl accelerates the process of marine creation by creating marines that are 'fully functional" and can inseminate a human woman with genesemen that will produce a male offspring that needs no surgery to become a marine as his implants are encoded into the genesemen and will grow as natural parts of his body. The infants can be gathered at birth and raised as marines, thanks to accelerated growth they will be fully educated and functional primaris marines by age 12.

project terminated by the inquisition as the idea of the emperor's angels getting it on was considered unacceptable.


Plus you just have to buy SO MANY suits of power armor and accessories for the damn things - a Power-Jumper at birth, a power-onesie at 6 months, Despoiler-Class power-diapers daily, the indomitor-class teething pattern boltguns with the rubberized scopes, the Infant Cawl-seat, the Convertible Cawl-seat once they can hold their heads up (Ok, this is just an Invictor Warsuit, but they did have to resize the harnesses)

Thank god once they hit age 4 they fit into firstborn power armor, and if you drop them down the stairs enough times they fit into terminator armor.

"I can't believe all these tryhard WAACs out there just care about winning all the time when it's supposed to be a game for fun!!!!!!! Also here's my 27 page essay on why marines are OP and Orkz should get a bunch of OP rules so I can win more games

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 the_scotsman wrote:
Karol wrote:
 the_scotsman wrote:
Primaris Infenestrators - a unit specifically designed to launch enemies through windows.


That would be defensettrators, infenestrators are the ones who throw stuff in through the windows.


Yes, exactly. you can only field them in an army where you have a fortification, and their specialized primaris tractor cannons that belligerent carl based on ork tech and nobody has a problem with grabs enemy units and sucks them into the windows of the fortification.

This is a vital, new battlefield role that space marines up until now have not had any unit specializing in, so it's an exciting new frontier for the space marine range.

Of course they also have 2 nipple heavy stubbers and a codpiece fragstorm grenade launcher in addition to their main Tesla Assault Infenestration Cannon. they are a primaris unit, after all.


4/5 stars. No ironhail.

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Radiators - armed with omni-meltas that auto-hit and do D6+2 damage to every enemy model within 6 inches.

Inflators - a heavy support unit similar to an Ork Bubble-chukka that causes enemy units to suffer mortal wounds on a 2+ because reasons

Recalibrators - they give heavy support units reroll hits and wounds.

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Interruptors - whenever an enemy unit within 24" attacks, you can re-roll one of their hit rolls, one of their wound rolls and one of their damage rolls.

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 Jidmah wrote:
Interruptors - whenever an enemy unit within 24" attacks, you can re-roll one of their hit rolls, one of their wound rolls and one of their damage rolls.


I'd use that unit if it were reasonably priced...

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 dadx6 wrote:
 Jidmah wrote:
Interruptors - whenever an enemy unit within 24" attacks, you can re-roll one of their hit rolls, one of their wound rolls and one of their damage rolls.


I'd use that unit if it were reasonably priced...


Believe me, it's a horrible rule. There is a piece of equipment that does this in the King of Tokyo game, and it's so hated and anyoing that people go out of their way to kill anyone who dares pick it up.

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Depressors - the cheapest but the most OP unit in the game.

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FezzikDaBullgryn wrote:
Castrators
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Subcontractors
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What are your ideas for Primaris names that JUUUUUST missed the cut?


AAHAHAHAHAAAA!


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You take them as insurance

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Burninators: half-dragon, half-man, (or maybe just dragons) Salamander unique unit.

destroys the countryside, the people, and the thatched-roof cottages on a 3+.
   
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 Unit1126PLL wrote:
Burninators: half-dragon, half-man, (or maybe just dragons) Salamander unique unit.

destroys the countryside, the people, and the thatched-roof cottages on a 3+.


Given "hellblasters" the inevitable all-flamers unit theyll come out with in the next wave of Light Heavy Medium-Sized MkCXVIII Armor Marines For Assaults On Tuesdays has a non-zero chance of being called 'Burninators'.

"I can't believe all these tryhard WAACs out there just care about winning all the time when it's supposed to be a game for fun!!!!!!! Also here's my 27 page essay on why marines are OP and Orkz should get a bunch of OP rules so I can win more games

-the_scotsman"

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Haha, I hate it.

   
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They need beefy arms instead of backpacks…

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Kinda sad they didn't go for assassinators for the eliminators. So Eliminators could have been a super lascannon unit.


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Wrathinators

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 the_scotsman wrote:


Plus you just have to buy SO MANY suits of power armor and accessories for the damn things - a Power-Jumper at birth, a power-onesie at 6 months, Despoiler-Class power-diapers daily, the indomitor-class teething pattern boltguns with the rubberized scopes, the Infant Cawl-seat, the Convertible Cawl-seat once they can hold their heads up (Ok, this is just an Invictor Warsuit, but they did have to resize the harnesses)

Thank god once they hit age 4 they fit into firstborn power armor, and if you drop them down the stairs enough times they fit into terminator armor.


Giving a baby space marine anything to bite would be rather stupid, most have acid saliva, they would melt what ever they would be given in hours at best. If marines had babies, they would probably end up being hooked to a muscle tensing machine, with a VR helmet on, drugged out of the wazzon floating inside a vat till they become adult sized and ready for implantation of the organs that weren't fully developed. All broken up with mind scrubbing section, so the aspirant doesn't pick up any unwanted traits while growing up. Grey Knights do stuff like that to their aspirants, lets them skip the whole scout phase.

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 Flinty wrote:
They need beefy arms instead of backpacks…

This guy gets it.
   
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This guy has had a misspent youth on the interwabs…

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MOLESTATORS
It was a good chapter, a real thorn in the enemy's side with their exausting guerrilla tactics, but unfortunately they were also immense dickheads and nobody was anymore able to tollerate them; also the Inquisition…

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 Unit1126PLL wrote:
Burninators: half-dragon, half-man, (or maybe just dragons) Salamander unique unit.

destroys the countryside, the people, and the thatched-roof cottages on a 3+.

I'd buy it, but only if they came pre-done with some nice chiaroscuro shading.
   
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your mind

Wyldhunt wrote:
Emasculators - The unit actually did very well in testing, but Cawl's legal department got in a legal dispute with Kruellagh the Vile's lawyers.
Spoiler:

Incestors - Geneseed generated by these subjects ended up being non-viable within a generation or two.

Infestors - Scrapped after collateral damage to the lab's snack cupboard.

Investors - Might actually turn out to be a huge success. Still waiting to see how their test results pan out.

Ingestors - Modifications to their digestive system made them too expensive to feed to be viable.

Spoiler:

Be-Gladicators - Scrapped due to annoying levels of positive thinking.

Imp-Pulsors - Scrapped due to daemonic corruption.


all great. Exalted. Maybe Immasculators for the I...?


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Mistermotivators

 
   
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That would be a lot of spandex…

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photoreceptors - I can really see myself using this unit!

concatenators - best unit in the Primaris army, better than all the others put together!

transsubstantiators - another chaplain-like unit, focused on the salvation of the Imperium.


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Interceptors - A quite controversial unit, they hide your opponents keys or cut break lines before they can even arrive for their game against you.

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 RegularGuy wrote:
Masticators


Just imagine all the unhelmeted heads with chewing mouth sculpts.
   
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the Interjaculators

Incloacators

   
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Reiterators

Just like the previous lot
   
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Accelerators. They go faster. Painted red, obviously
   
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ORDINATORS the ultimate Chaos nemesis.

URINATORS a good chapter, but with a critical incontinence issue.

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Irrigators
Inculcators

I bought squats. I want gyrocopters, and huge mortars.

Or Zoats, got a solid squad of them. 
   
 
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