The Jared Leto Appreciation Society

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**Easy E**

An all Jared Leto film sounds amazing!

Or a remake of Being John Malkovich only it is Jared Leto instead of John Malkovich.

**BobtheInquisitor**

They should set a film on his Island full of followers: Waiting for Jared.

**Easy E**

The Island of Jared Leto

**BobtheInquisitor**

Easy E wrote:
The Island of Jared Leto

I’d watch the “making of” documentary for that.

**Lathe Biosas**

Grimskul wrote:
Personally, it would be great to see a Jared film that has the compilation of all the most relevant Jared's we could think of, think of it as the League of Extraordinary Jareds.

We got:

Jared Leto
Jared Fogle (yes, the pedo from Subway)
Jared Drake Bell (had no idea that was his first name)
Jared Harris

I'm sure there's other Jareds we can add.

That or a Nutty Professor type movie where Jared Leto plays all the characters in the film.

I think either one would be enough to leave Mad Dok Grotsnik hospitalized after he's forced to watch more than 30 minutes of this cinematic masterpiece.

Just make sure it all takes place e in a Jared's jewelry store.

As for torturing our associate, it would be better, if we could get his name attached to the project - either through donations or a ridiculously inaccurate letter to the producers.

**Flinty**

Just a poor little MDG who only has a few weeks to live, and would very much like to meet Mr Leto before he passes from this brutal mortal coil.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

I’m 44, in surprisingly good shape for someone who only recently started taking middle age seriously.

Meeting that simpering cretin would turn my brain inside out, killing me instantly.

You want that blood on your hands?

**Lathe Biosas**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
I’m 44, in surprisingly good shape for someone who only recently started taking middle age seriously.

Meeting that simpering cretin would turn my brain inside out, killing me instantly.

You want that blood on your hands?

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.

Plus we'll film it, and we can tell people the story of how your legacy is to be immortalized on film with Jared Leto... then we can buy Titans with the proceeds.

It's a win-win.

**Grimskul**

Lathe Biosas wrote:
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
I’m 44, in surprisingly good shape for someone who only recently started taking middle age seriously.

Meeting that simpering cretin would turn my brain inside out, killing me instantly.

You want that blood on your hands?

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.

Plus we'll film it, and we can tell people the story of how your legacy is to be immortalized on film with Jared Leto... then we can buy Titans with the proceeds.

It's a win-win.

This man knows the way.

We'll make sure to add in a "In Memoriam" credit to MDG at the end of the film, if people somehow make it that far. It'll be our version of the end-credit scene for Marvel films

**Flinty**

Grimskul wrote:
Lathe Biosas wrote:
Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
I’m 44, in surprisingly good shape for someone who only recently started taking middle age seriously.

Meeting that simpering cretin would turn my brain inside out, killing me instantly.

You want that blood on your hands?

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.

Plus we'll film it, and we can tell people the story of how your legacy is to be immortalized on film with Jared Leto... then we can buy Titans with the proceeds.

It's a win-win.

This man knows the way.

We'll make sure to add in a "In Memoriam" credit to MDG at the end of the film, if people somehow make it that far. It'll be our version of the end-credit scene for Marvel films

If MDG’s head explodes sufficiently violently, then his martyrdom may remove the root cause of the issue

You sacrifice will be remembered in the coming Empire!

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Why is it me?

Why is it always little old me?

Last week I gave £5 to an orphan, and helped the Vicar mend his fence.

**Easy E**

Scanners-esque moment for MDG!

**nels1031**

Lets start a change.org petition to get Jared Leto a starring role in a new Star Wars trilogy.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

nels1031 wrote:
Lets start a change.org petition to get Jared Leto a starring role in a new Star Wars trilogy.

I.

Will.

Set.

About.

Your.

Face.

With.

A.

Hammer.

**nels1031**

Can't wait for the Jared Leto Star Wars action figures.

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Right.

Thats it.

HAMMER TIME!

And all British Dakkanauts of a certain vintage. Just heard a certain sound effect.

**Flinty**

And visions of a certain type of swimwear…

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Do you mean an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini?

Next thing you’ll be sitting in the backseat kissing and a hugging with Fred.

Like some kind of Scarlett Woman Harlot.

**Lathe Biosas**

nels1031 wrote:
Lets start a change.org petition to get Jared Leto a starring role in a new Star Wars trilogy.

Hmm... while you're at it...

We need to start a petition to get Jared Leto a role in Henry Cavil's Warhammer 40k show.

He would make a great Lion El'Johnson, don'tcha think?

**Grimskul**

nels1031 wrote:
Lets start a change.org petition to get Jared Leto a starring role in a new Star Wars trilogy.

You've got my vote!

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Lathe Biosas wrote:
nels1031 wrote:
Lets start a change.org petition to get Jared Leto a starring role in a new Star Wars trilogy.

Hmm... while you're at it...

We need to start a petition to get Jared Leto a role in Henry Cavil's Warhammer 40k show.

He would make a great Lion El'Johnson, don'tcha think?

Moar like Leto El'Jaredson, amirite?

**The_Real_Chris**

You just know any 40k movie would get Leto as the studio would believe it needs some star power who appears in geek films

**Flinty**

He might do well as Jurgen… unpleasant to be around, generally scruffy and unkempt

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

Jurgen has a certain charm though.

**Lathe Biosas**

Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
Jurgen has a certain charm though.

Honestly, would you skip watching an Amazon Warhammer show just because Jared Leto, Actor Extraordinaire, was attached to the project?

Or your least favorite comedian, Mr. Whitehall?

**Mad Doc Grotsnik**

100%.

I won’t watch anything with Tom Cruise in it either.

**Flinty**

Jack Whitehall as Cain, with Jared Leto as Jurgen and, I don’t know, Halle Berry as Vail. Worst cast EVAR!

**Lathe Biosas**

Flinty wrote:
Jack Whitehall as Cain, with Jared Leto as Jurgen and, I don’t know, Halle Berry as Vail. Worst cast EVAR!

Don't forget Tom Cruise as the Emperor.