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A, you can't beat Plaz mer...

B. Let them come!!!

(BTW, I really glad you continued this!)

A!

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A. Mess around with the "Plaz Mer Dealies" they had been talking about, before taking the Chimera to safety

"Boss we gotta go" said Smasshy. Nippy nodded. "Dis place is kinda crappy" he said. Nippy turned around and started to walk back to the bridge. "Smashy, wen I gets da otha Gretchins I want ya to smash up da plaz mer things dey were talkin bout. Dun want da humies ta get wot dey want, dey has ta lissen to da Gretchin" said Nippy. "Yeh Boss" replied Smashy. Both Nippy and Smashy walked off to where they needed to go. Nippy scurrying along to the bridge to get the rest of the Gretchin and Smashy basically stepping through some of the walls while going over to the engine room.

The bridge was empty when Nippy arrived. One by one the Gretchin started to creep out of their hiding places after realising that it was relatively safe for them to do so. "Boss is da humies gone?" asked Speedy. "Yeh deys all crushed" replied Nippy. The remaining Gretchin climbed out of their hiding places.

"Gretchins, we needs ta find a new base. Dis place is pretty crap so wes shuld go an find a base gewd enaf fer da Gretchins. Den all da humies lissen ta us" said Nippy. The Gretchin cheered, except one towards the back. An average Gretchin by the name of Bak-Pak, named as such because he used to belong to a Stormboy, his job would be to steer the jump pack and take the blam for failed missions.

"Stuped Nippy all da Gretchins loves him so much.." he grumbled. In front of him a large mob of Gretchin cheering at every sentence Nippy completed. "Nippy isn gewd enaf ta be da boss.. I shuld be da boss" said Bak-Pak clenching his fist.

"Gretchins, Smashy is messen up da plaz mer things da humies wanted an is goin ta meet us at da humie Trukk ouside" said Nippy. The Gretchin began walking towards the door. Bak-Pak was at the back of the crowd and walked past Nippy, weapon in hand. "Dos et" said a voice in his head. "Nah" said Bak-Pak. "DOZ ET!" yelled the voice in his head. Bak-Pak gripped his weapon, an old Imperial Combat Knife, tightly. But, shook his head and continued to follow the others. "Is yu gewd?" asked Nippy. "Yeh Is fine" replied Bak-Pak.

It didn't take long before they all piled into the Chimera. Surprisingly even with around 50 Gretchin cramed into it, it remained spacious and comfortable. Speedy, Wheely-Git and Nippy made their way to the controls and started it up. Shortly later Smashy came running out of the ship and jumped onto the roof of the Chimera. "GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!" he yelled, a tone of panic in his voice. "Wots wrong?" asked Nippy. "I didn find da plaz mer things so I kinda hit up da engin room wen I got made. Den dese things in dere made lots uf sparks" he said. Speedy jumped on the accelerator and the Chimera flew forwards as the ship burst into a giant blue-white ball of fire. The Gretchin scurried around inside the Chimera in shock. The Chimera got a nice speed boost from the blast and zoomed through the blockade the Arbites had set up.

What will you do?
A. Just drive around
B. Blow up some humie huts with the guns

? You have guns and are not firing ?
Whats wrong with you ...
B! ^_^

Yea, no brainer here, B, and one of the gretchins should climb out the hatch and moon the humies!

I like the suggestion, I think they're going to get another named Gretchin next update

Slightly off topic but while searching for bits i came across these guys...
...
Blood bowl only GW game with female orks and goblins ...
you cannot un-see the ork cheerleader

Yep I've seen them before while searching for a decent head for a Farseer and for a good replacement for the Dark Elf Sorceress (there was none >_> ). I was going to go with the generic Elf cheerleader's head, but ended up giving them a helmet with some sculpted hair coming out the back of it instead.

Bloodbowl has a lot of crazy funny stuff

(B) seems logical. Also fun.

No contest. B.

B considering they now have smashy

.......bordering on threadromancy! Save this thread!

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B. Blow up some humie huts with the guns

As they continued along one of the many thin roads of the city a few of the Gretchin quickly became bored. A couple accidently found the controls to the Chimera's weapons and quickly began firing randomly. The blasts from the Multilaser tore through a couple of walls as they past them. Humies scurrying away from the metal box as it sped towards them firing wildly at everything nearby. The Gretchin managed to contiue this for a little while longer before they came across a more organized force of Arbites.

Allied with the PDF they had blocked off the road and stood ready. There was a bang then the Chimera shoock quickly and suddenly. A Leman Russ in the blockade had fired at them. While the shell from it's battlecannon had not hit the Chimera directly, it had hit one of the tracks and sent the Chimera into the air. The Chimera flipped through the air a few times before ploughing into a ditch. With their vehicle now wrecked they would have to walk.

Around a dozen or so Gretchin had died from the crash. Nippy leered angrily in the direction of the Humies as the rest of the Gretchin pulled them themselves out of the wreckage.
The humie force slowly started to move in their direction. "Wot doz we do boss?" asked Speedy. Nippy seemed to think about it for a bit. They could charge and a few could die, maybe they could get the big tank and teach all of them a lesson. Or they could run back further into the city and try to find somewhere to hide. Maybe they wouldn't be found, but if they were they would probably just be hunted down.

The other Gretchin had managed to pull themselves out of the wreckage and looked to Nippy waiting for his reply.

What will you do?
A. Stay and fight
B. Run and hide

Normally I'm all for running away ... but i really want to nick a Leman Russ.

For that reason A) .... Smashie should pushes/take whats left of the chimera as cover

^ agree with Tri, use thw chimera as cover and grab that LR!

Yeah. B it is. Have fun with that.

B .

B.

They are Gretchin, but lets not forget it t'aint runnin' away, itz a 'tactical retreat' in the eyes if any Orkoid Gretchin especially).

C.
Definatly.

A. Take the Russ! For Mork or possibly Gork!

P.S We must save this thread! Great stuff lies within.

Space Marine wrote:A. Take the Russ! For Mork or possibly Gork!

P.S We must save this thread! Great stuff lies within.

Normally against resurrecting threads from 1/2 a year ago ... but it would be great to continue the adventure.

Well it is at a tie now. Became too busy to work on this before then forgot about it I guess.

I'm not going to come back and promise regular updates to it, cause frankly as soon as I do something always comes up to stop it. But, I suppose I can keep it going from time to time.

A!

Ha! I wasn't expecting this thread to pop up again - good to see it might be restarting though, it was good fun before.