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**snurl**

Hey Necro we have company!

Then Firefly would begin to begat spin offs and imitations.

What if the olympics was like a TV game show?

**necrovamp**

It would be like Banzi but not as funny!

yay for the company 'clears a dusty seat off'

what if Mcdonalds was brilliant food?

**Trondheim**

Then I would murder them all

What if I where not done painting Celts

**necrovamp**

Then you have even more celts to paint.

What if i could sleep?

**wolftheassassin53**

This thread would stop being so active.
What if I ate My legs in return for eternal glory

**necrovamp**

you wouldnt be able to walk anywhere.

What if i was really a member of the inquisition?

**liquidjoshi**

No one would expect you.

What if someone told me what happened to Georgia?

**4oursword**

You would be terrified.

What would happen if I was a high-function Psyker?

**Azza007**

The world would kill you through fear.

What would happen if there was no such thing as crime?

**necrovamp**

the police would e out of a job!

what if the world turned upside down?

**snurl**

Then Cornwallace must be surrendering.

What if nothing actually happened to Georgia?

**Trondheim**

The world burns while countless men and women are torn limb from limb by blood crazed marauders

What if my mind where less grimdark

**necrovamp**

The you wouldn't be as fun!

What if Georgia invaded Chechnya today?

**Trondheim**

Then Geriogia would cease to exists as Russia would cleanse them from the face of the earth.

What if I got around to getting started on my Crusader army for Deus Volt gaming system

**necrovamp**

you wouldn't finish you current project you are doing. If you're doing one.

What if I already my Blewcoats for my ECW royalist army?

**snurl**

Then you would be tempted to repaint them because it was so much fun the first time.

What if I did not have a hangover this morning?

**Azza007**

It would not have been a good night.

What if soldiers were payed footballers wages?

**necrovamp**

Britain would become more bankrupt than it is.

What if footballers were paid soldiers wages?

**Azza007**

People would see it as more just, except for the footballers themselves.

What would happen if we lost all technology and the means to make it. In effect reverting back to the stone age?

**necrovamp**

Apple and microsoft would be pointless

what if my house had no roof and there was thunderstorm (as is the current situation!)

**Azza007**

You would be squeaky clean.

What would the world be like if Hitler won WW2?

**necrovamp**

very white.

What if the nazi UFO project Gotterdamarung exsited?

**snurl**

Then thats what it is they found on the bottom of the Baltic.

What if necro spread a tarp over his roof?

**Azza007**

He would be confused.

What if England still had a monarchy with absolute power?

**necrovamp**

we would quite literally by Royal But****d

What if you could visit valhalla on holiday?

**snurl**

Then Fort Lauderdale would become a ghost town.

What if Ice Cream would not melt?

**Azza007**

You could savour it for even longer.

If 40K augmetics were available today would they be accepted and would people be getting 're-fitted' by choice as well?

**Trondheim**

Yes imagine fusion power man servants and titan reinforced butts

What if I won my game against SoB today?

**necrovamp**

it would make you unpopular with the ladies at the local nunnery.

What if I hadn't just sold more of my empire?

**snurl**

Then you would have more empire. And less cash.

What if I showed up for a game with my Slayer army?