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inadvertently pass it on

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to unsuspecting passersby while

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their butts aggressively rot

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out from under them.

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People hate Solo because

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Chewbacca was not housebroken

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and the Kessel Run

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left cosmic skid marks

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all over the ship.

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I'd like to give

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A round of applause

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for John Travolta's new

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Fourteen pound Bowling Ball

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named Gotti because it

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brought God's Peace down

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upon the swampy morass

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in proper old country

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peat bogs filled with

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Dark Eyes vodka and

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smiling, toothless hillbilly girls.

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In other words, you

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can't stop loving a

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corn dog dipped in

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cool, refreshing Pepsi cola

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until youv'e had a

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cool, refreshing coca cola

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and corn dog soup.

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A Tau reality series

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just may be the

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antidote to The Bachelor