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I have just been checking my Ebay account and have recieved a neutral feedback, the reason being the slow delivery time it took for me to get an item to a buyer.

The thing which this idiot failed to take into account that even though I sent the item via a next day courier, it isn't likely to be delivered if I am given the wrong address and a contact number which isn't in use. What really makes me want to rip this fools arm off and beat him to death with the wet end is the fact that the item went for 99p and it ended up costing me nearly £4 in postage.

I hope your dinkle shrivels up and drops off

However this got me thinking what sort of "little things", such as people talking in the cinema or taking more than 10 items through the express till, make you dispraportionately angry? Bonus points go to the most extreme and elaborate punishments for said discretions!

People who put all their stuff next to them in the empty seat on the bus. We are onto you! Move your crap and quit trying to hog two seats.

People who let their dogs off the leash at the park. They inevitably are large and inevitably come running at us when I am walking weiner legion command. The Shanker always freaks out and I freak out in case they try to make a run on TBone who is fearless but ancient and extremely frail. WHAT PART OF GET YOUR DOG OR IT IS GOING TO DIE DO YOU PEOPLE NOT GET?

Strangely enough when I am walking Rusty the Tank during the week they don't come running up (but kids do which is fine, he likes kids to pet him). The only dog to come running up to him aggressively was a pit bull-YIKES!

People who say they are sorry for something they had no part in.

People who think that every Jewish 13-year-old has a Bar Mitvah. Seriously, JUST BECAUSE I'M JEWISH DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO THROW A 5,000 DOLLAR PARTY, DAMNIT.

People who ask me what my pills are for. It says on the front of the damned thing: DIGESTIVE ENZYMES. If you can't read that, go back to kindergarten, you stupid asshat.

That's my rant.

well.... what really burns my is all the petty-stupid stuff that happens in large bureaucracies. Here are a few actual experiences I've had over the last month.

1. This door locks at 8pm, the business closes at 10. So you have to walk all the way around the building if you want to get in between 8 and 10.
2. We need your license plate number to issue you a parking decal. So you have to walk all the way out to the parking lot to get this information for them.
3. we have a computer station so people can use our website, but we also set up a firewall in our search engine so you cant search for our own web site (this actually happened today.)
4. we dont ring up this item at this register. you have to go to a different register and stand in line all over again.
5. we arent going to send you an email to the email address you provide us. were going to set up an email account for you and you have to check that in order to get communications from us.
6. we need your name and address on these 5 different forms. getting asked for your address multiple times by the same institution is, I think, an experience everyone has had, and is completely stupid.

stuff like this just irritates the piss out of me. its petty, its stupid, its disrespectful of the other persons time. Every time something like this happens to me I want to grab the moron who made up this rule and choke the living out of him.
AF

People who leave the toilet seat up.

srsly

Random people I've never met before who won't shut about how their day went.

Seriously. I don't care.

Worse. Random people I've never met before who ask how MY day went.

Ain't none your buzniss

When your girlfriend doesn't get on facebook

When people on 4chan make threads about Bill Torres

When african guys cut in the lunch line...omg...Go away with your stupid accents...

LordofHats wrote:

Worse. Random people I've never met before who ask how MY day went.

Ain't none your buzniss

Thats when you introduce yourself, and shake their hand.

Then go one about how you have this wierd rash on your balls and have been itching it all day, but it wont go away.

(shove hand down pants and scratch for good measure)

I hate when people talk during movies.

Like, seriously hate it. Psychotic Rage inducing hate.

I have an old house. Like, 1800's.
The windows have these plastic 'pull down and then let go' curtains that go all the way up when you do that. The one above my bed only goes up 1/4 of the way, and makes me a little mad. My mom tried to open it all the way one time, and it came undown. he removed the pole from the wall and left in on my bed. Here is where the fun begins. Its 11:00 pm and I want to sleep.
"Oh fething boy, my window doesn't have a curtain." I try to fix it, but it doesn't roll up correctly. Rather than gently take off the pole after I just took 5 minutes to correctly put in back on, I tear it out of the wall, rip the curtain off the pole, crumple it up, throw the curtain on the floor, snap the pole, (its wood) and punch the wall as hard as I could. I am now fuming mad.
But, I still need a curtain. Absolute rage faced, I uncrumple it, and then staple the FETH out of it around my window.

I sleep very peacefully that night.

People. I just hate them. Hate them all.

rubiksnoob wrote:People. I just hate them. Hate them all.

Oh come on. You have to like at least one.

When a girl updates her facebook every 30 minutes...
-.- Stalker alert- I swear oneday someone should just stalk her by doing exactly the same thing except boyish.

When a girl says "LIKE Oh MY GAWD Twilight"
I immedately turn off my brain.

When a guy in highschool thinks he is "The gak" when he is being a douche to everyone -.-

When a teacher yells at you. For having a pass to go to another class..... wtf?

When a person starts to talk about how horrible their life is. When it is not even that bad. "Yeah i hurt my knee, my day sucks."
Me "Well what else has made your day miserable?"
"I got a C in a class, and I didn't eat breakfast."
Me "Well, You want to know how my day was? Lets see, I got yelled at by a teacher, I slipped today, I accidently hurt my hip, I burned myself, I accidently hurt someone, and one of my turtles died? Now go away! Your day is fine! Stop crying over hurt knee!"

Asherian Command wrote:When a guy in highschool thinks he is "The gak" when he is being a douche to everyone -.-

Oh it doesn't stop in High School.

You can see examples of that on this very message board! And others, of course. Not singling out Dakka or anything.

To rephrase; douches are everywhere, friend. Get used to it.

When people chew their food loudly.
When people get angry that I'm not listening to them. Despite me telling them I'm listening to my Ipod. And the fact that there is clearly a wire leading from my ears to a small bronze object in my hand.
When a friend lies to try and sound cool. You've already made it this far by bbeing yourself, lying does nothing to better you in my eyes. Unless the luie is funny. Which it usuually isn't.

Ke$ha.

Monster Rain wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:When a guy in highschool thinks he is "The gak" when he is being a douche to everyone -.-

Oh it doesn't stop in High School.

You can see examples of that on this very message board!

But we still love you...

I have another two, when people break man-code in public bathrooms. There are (usually) two empty stalls man!
Or, when people wait for you to finish going in the urinal, but stand semi-close and breathe loudly.

Wakka Flocka Flame...because he makes hundreds of thousands of dollars by screaming "Flocka".

He almost surpasses Justin Bieber in douchebagery.

I really hate it when people start to chew with their mouth open loudly.

When you moan when your going to the bathroom....

When you start lying about everything.

When you start saying your momma jokes.
I have a great comeback for that...
"In Soviet Russia we own your mother! So Jokes On you!!"


When people start swearing in every 2-10 words.

When you start talking about twilight. Alot more than twice in one sentence.

Saying like like like two hundred times in one complete though. or using like in like 3 times in one sentence...

When people say your momma jokes, just stop, turn slowly, and stare them down. "You want to F*ck, my mom??"
And say it with extreme empathis. (excuse my spelling, my fething computer's spellcheck wont give me the correct spelling)

hipsters, usually the ones who go to bk, act like they have lived there entire life in bk, yell about how it is poor and thug and how that makes them poor and thug when they have rich parents backing them and they dont realize that everyone who lives around them hate them and they are killing the community and culture that is there... i don't mind if you live in bk, or if you are a hipster, just dont trash it and then try to represent it or say your thug since you live there when you are from somewhere else and ignore all the community surrounding you

that drives me up the wall. def when they try to be like oh your from bk thats awesome, i am too we have to be friends now. no!

also the people who go on rants about how it is stupid to have a piece of paper on the wall, then when they realize said paper framed on the wall is from the world trade center and fell on my roof, they then preceed to stay quiet for a few second before ranting about something else wrong, such as my warhammer guys! This is what happens when you have roommates with egotistic friends

hope that wasnt too much of a rant

Monster Rain wrote:I hate when people talk during movies.

Like, seriously hate it. Psychotic Rage inducing hate.

This. A thousand times this. I've yelled at someone who answered his phone once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxLz6O6MaI

Mannahnin wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:I hate when people talk during movies.

Like, seriously hate it. Psychotic Rage inducing hate.

This. A thousand times this. I've yelled at someone who answered his phone once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVxLz6O6MaI

I agree. I hate it when a phone goes off at the worst time and the cell-phone has the most annoying ringtone EVER

I cant stand drivers who cant keep a steady foot on the gas. For example drive down the highway around 70 then drop their speed to 60 then speed up to 75 back down to 60, etc. Its extremely irritating when its in the fast lane.
More driving rage happens when you are poking at 60 and having drivers whiz past you doing 70, 75 because you are too busy texting or talking on your cell phone. Hell just texting or talking on your cell phone makes me want to perform a P.I.T. maneuver on them! For the ones that keep a steady foot they need their foot ripped off and shoved up their arse so that way they have a reason to not keep a steady foot on the gas!

CT GAMER wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:When a guy in highschool thinks he is "The gak" when he is being a douche to everyone -.-

Oh it doesn't stop in High School.

You can see examples of that on this very message board!

But we still love you...

Case in point!

Monster Rain wrote:

CT GAMER wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:When a guy in highschool thinks he is "The gak" when he is being a douche to everyone -.-

Oh it doesn't stop in High School.

You can see examples of that on this very message board!

But we still love you...

Case in point!

uhh thank you?
This another thing that irrtates me.
When someone starts talking about pop music. Or rap music....
When someone starts talking about going out with a girl they don't even know.

A thing that makes my Blood boil

Is when some one cannot make up their mind at the drive thru...

I HAVE A LIFE TOO! *CRIES*

Sageheart wrote:hipsters, usually the ones who go to bk,

Burger King?

act like they have lived there entire life in bk,

They LIVE in Burger King?

yell about how it is poor and thug and how that makes them poor and thug when they have rich parents backing them and they dont realize that everyone who lives around them hate them and they are killing the community and culture that is there... i don't mind if you live in bk,

Wait, people live in Burger King? Whole communities?

or if you are a hipster, just dont trash it and then try to represent it or say your thug since you live there when you are from somewhere else and ignore all the community surrounding you that drives me up the wall. def when they try to be like oh your from bk thats awesome,

Burger King IS Awesome, to be fair.

i am too we have to be friends now. no!

But if you both live in a Burger King it's going to be quite tricky avoiding them. AWKWARD!



SIDEBAR: To be fair, I don't do it because I think I'm 'the gak'. Being 'the gak' is just a bonus, really.