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Ferocious Blood Claw




Buffalo

Post anything that you think is funny. Has to be related to 40k naturally. Ex: Funny pictures, general plot inconsistencies, other funny links, or signatures ect.


All Orks is equal, but some Orks are more equal dan uvvas. 
   
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http://www.youtube.com/user/IAMBALE#p/u/12/9Jhd0VDQO4M 5th company brougt light to his lair.
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Not there

Read the following comic below while listening to this






(Sidenote: I'm none to sure if the phrase "Damnit" in an image/video title is against posting rules)

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ChiliPowderKeg is forged from pure grade asinine and failure
caissadoosj!

FAILURE
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Vallejo, CA

Can we please make a sticky of this thread? Seriously, this, or a variant thereof specifically looking for web comics seems to pop up like every month with just the same stuff listed over and over again.

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"Praise Be To The Omissiah!"

"Three things make the Empire great: Faith, Steel and Gunpowder!"

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Expect my posts to have a bazillion edits. I miss out letters, words, sometimes even entire sentences in my points and posts.

Come at me Heretic. 
   
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge





Boston, MA

Here's my crappy videos I spam every time this thread comes up:










This is then followed by a copypasta the size of a small novel and a number of 4chan memes that haven't been funny since 2006.

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Ol' Blighty

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WTF lol



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JB: I like the concept of a free Shrike roaming through the treetops of the jungle. I'm not sure that I like the idea of a real Shrike sitting on my couch eating my Skittles.
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greenskin lynn: because of all the skittles and soda, you basically live off sugar water, like some sort of freakish human-hummingbird hybrid. 
   
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Fighter Ace





Sweden

Ailaros wrote:Can we please make a sticky of this thread? Seriously, this, or a variant thereof specifically looking for web comics seems to pop up like every month with just the same stuff listed over and over again.


Not a good idea, this threads most often lose their steam and reverts to mostly derp and flame and are quickly locked by mods shortly after.

I won't bother. 
   
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Rogers, CT

^ Derp and flame

   
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Arkahm






Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!


 
   
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Fixture of Dakka






Lincolnshire, UK

Vargtass wrote:
Ailaros wrote:Can we please make a sticky of this thread? Seriously, this, or a variant thereof specifically looking for web comics seems to pop up like every month with just the same stuff listed over and over again.


Not a good idea, this threads most often lose their steam and reverts to mostly derp and flame and are quickly locked by mods shortly after.


Aye, let the newbies have their fun and SRM his free advertising.

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"It is the great irony of the Legiones Astartes: engineered to kill to achieve a victory of peace that they can then be no part of."
- Roboute Guilliman

"As I recall, your face was tortured. Imagine that - the Master of the Wolves, his ferocity twisted into grief. And yet you still carried out your duty. You always did what was asked of you. So loyal. So tenacious. Truly you were the attack dog of the Emperor. You took no pleasure in what you did. I knew that then, and I know it now. But all things change, my brother. I'm not the same as I was, and you're... well, let us not mention where you are now."
- Magnus the Red, to a statue of Leman Russ
 
   
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife





Not there

*EDIT* I think the picture no longer works.

I found a spoof of Dark Crusade.

Read the image below while listening to this video.



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ChiliPowderKeg is forged from pure grade asinine and failure
caissadoosj!

FAILURE
 
   
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman





I know it's old, maybe somebody hasnt seen it?
[Thumb - 40k_Closer.jpg]

   
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader





In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada

Their is an article on 40k humor, just add to that and spare up this thread every month!

DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!
Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
 
   
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Huge Hierodule






Ottawa, ON

I find this to be an excellent example of both wit and skilled modeling.
[Thumb - 300 rippers.jpg]


Hive Fleet Manticore 1,750pts-
Eldar 1,500pts-
Tau 1,000-

A Stone Heart http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/504370.page 
   
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Veteran Wolf Guard Squad Leader





In the chaotic wastes also known as Canada

O.K thats actually cool!

DOOMFART's Drunken Rugby Player FOR DOOMFART! FOR GES! FOR DAKKA!!!!
Kanluwen wrote:Cadian Blood and Soul Hunter?
They're like kidnapping someone, and forcefeeding them heroin until they're hooked.
 
   
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Fighter Ace





Sweden

Yeah, this one is doomed. Sorry to say it and be the pessimist, but there isn't anything new around and unless we throw in new stuff, this one is gonna be locked.

Good to see that people can take a joke though, unlike the humorless fiends that think we are killing the hobby. Remember how that ended?

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/259730.page

Read and feel the warmth of a loving community killing Warhammer 40k together. Will spare you the effort here too.

I won't bother. 
   
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Arkahm

'Twas the night before 986996.M41, and all through the station

All there was clear, there was no abomination.


My helmet was set on the desk to my right,

On the chance that I was to need it that night.


The guardsmen were ensconced, asleep in their beds,

All the tanks too were safe, secure in the sheds.


Marines in the barracks, some manning the wall,

Assured me that the bastion never would fall.


When out in the yard there arose such discord

I grabbed up my bolter and unsheathed my sword.


Away to the window, I ran to take aim

As the marines around me all did the same.

My bionic eye turned the night into day

Allowed me to see, and to seek out my prey.


When what did my loyalist ocular show,

But an ancient conveyance, knee-deep in the snow.


The vehicle was pulled by horned quadrupeds

And a fiery red nimbus glowed from the sled.


The driver was mighty, his eyes full of scorn,

Dressed all in crimson like a servant of Khorne.


I gestured for other to shoot without pause,

For I was now certain this was Santa Claus.


"Fire Marines! Fire Guardsmen! Fire Ogryn and Ratlings!

Fire bolters! Fire lasguns! Fire mortars and gatlings!"


"You in the courtyard and you men on the walls!

Now blast away! Blast away! Blast away all!"


But all through this maelstrom the evil one flew,

Past plasma and bolt shells and frag that we threw!


And then, to my horror, I heard on the roof

The vile cavorting of each decadent hoof.


Screaming my orders, I spun quickly around,

As down the chimney shaft it came with a bound.


I saw its eyes glow, its vast stomach gurgle,

Bloated and fat, like a deamon of Nurgle.


Blinded by anger, I attacked with a scream -

Charged into battle with my brave space marines.


As we thundered towards him, closing the rift,

He reached in his satchel and pulled out a gift.


Then it tossed the vile boxes - I fell in a stoop,

As they arced through the air at me and my troops.

The wrapped missiles fell short, and plopped at our feet,

Our morale was quite strong, we did not retreat.

But the marines paused - our charge was disrupted,

They picked up the gifts and were quickly corrupted.


For each box contained a chaotic present -

The marines (damn their souls), found them quite pleasant.


A bolter, a flamer, a new power fist,

The Claus gave to all, and he checked off a list.


It moved through the station and left in its wake,

The sound of bright laughter and the stench of fruitcake.


The others succumbed, but it failed in its goal,

For to me it gave only a small pile of coal.

The station was lost, I could only instruct

The bastion computer to set self-destruct.


I failed to kill him, for I saw as I fled,

The target escaping, quite safe in his sled.


I heard it cry out as the base burst into light,

"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!


 
   
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I love the idea of these threads but they always seem to fail

"Reality is, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away"
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Not there

Sageheart wrote:I love the idea of these threads but they always seem to fail


They're like Necrons, they seem to fail but will always resurrect later to ruin our transports and take our attention off other threads

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ChiliPowderKeg is forged from pure grade asinine and failure
caissadoosj!

FAILURE
 
   
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You Knew This Was Coming wrote:There once was this Black and White Space Marine on a Black and White Bike, and being the hero-type person that he was, he wanted to marry the commander's daughter. So he went up to the palace, and the guard naturally inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied: "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your first task is to slay the dragon on Xylon III".

On the Black and White Space Marine's way out, the guard once again asked, "Who goes there"?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine then proceeded with ease to kill the dragon and six months later returned with the head of the foul beast. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks, you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your second task is to climb the highest peak on Desgrus Beta".

On his way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

The Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike easily climbed the mountain and returned 4 years later. On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, if you complete three tasks you may take my daughter's hand in marriage" the commander told the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. "Your third and final task is to swim across the acid lake outside the palace."

On the Black and White Space Marine's way out the guard once again asked, "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter."

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

Once again the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike easily completed his task and returned to the palace for the final time.

On his way into the palace the guard inquired "Who goes there?"

To which the Black and White Space Marine replied "I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry the commander's daughter".

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

"OK, pass."

So the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike proceeded up to the commander's chamber.

"Who goes there?" asked the commander.

"I'm the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike and I want to marry your daughter" replied the Black and White Space Marine.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike. May I marry your daughter now?"

"OK."


Sorry.

Ask Not, Fear Not - (Gallery), ,

 H.B.M.C. wrote:

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Rogers, CT

I'm going to buy a space marine biker to paint him up as the the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike.

"Not the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike?"

"Yes, the Black and White Space Marine on the Black and White Bike."

   
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Chicago, Illinois

Cow marines!
WE need more pictures! we have a ton of them in one thread!
   
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Huge Hierodule






Ottawa, ON

Here's something I haven't seen before.
[Thumb - Mtivational_Poster_40k_by_brasilianoids.jpg]


Hive Fleet Manticore 1,750pts-
Eldar 1,500pts-
Tau 1,000-

A Stone Heart http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/504370.page 
   
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I can guarantee this has never been posted here before.


 
   
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North of Chicago, IL USA

THAT was actually funny.

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I LOL'd

"let me show you my stealer spine"

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Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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Boston, MA

Curis wrote:I can guarantee this has never been posted here before.


Holy hell, something actually funny and not just copypasted from 4chan or the "funny pictures" folder somebody saved in 1999. Well done.

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