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2010/10/28 19:41:56
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Ok, for a bit of fun state one thing you would like to see for 40k. It can be new minis,rules,codexes anything. BUT! Here's the rules
1) No more than one line!
2) No explanations for your choice
So here is my starter; Eldar to have a saving throw of at least 4 and shuriken catapults fire at least 20"
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2010/10/28 19:44:37
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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An actual Chaos Codex.
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2010/10/28 19:50:29
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Stormin' Stompa
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Model for Tyrannofex.
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Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? |
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2010/10/28 19:51:07
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette
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Clearly Written Rules
All Nude Army (JK)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/10/28 19:51:35
 The Daemonic Alliance     Infinite Points
 Nightbringer's Darkness 3000 Points
 Titan's Knights of the Round: 4000 points
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." JFK |
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2010/10/28 19:52:35
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Stormin' Stompa
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All units in the codex having actual, good looking models for them
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2010/10/28 20:06:21
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Khorne Chosen Marine Riding a Juggernaut
Breaking Something Valuable
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All units in codex with models... Hey, wait, already been said!
Thunderwolves.
13th Company!
Fenrisian Beasts, like Daemons in the CSM Dex.
MORE NECRONS!
Worse IG Artillery.
FREE MINIS!
More Fluff for all!
Hawt stuff, or a nudist faction (again repeated, adn a joke, but seriously why not?)
Another Humorous Army that don't tkae itsself to serious.
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DS:90S++G++MB++I+Pw40k09#+D++A+/eWD-R++T(S)DM+
: ANGRY MARINES! RAGE INFINITE!
 Tyr Redfang's Great Company
 : The Primal Host- Double as Angry Marines who went to far... |
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2010/10/28 20:24:34
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Longtime Dakkanaut
The ruins of the Palace of Thorns
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Epic restored to its former glory.
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2010/10/28 20:25:30
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Warmachine...o-snap!
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2010/10/28 20:51:38
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Imperial Admiral
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A 50% across-the-board price cut.
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2010/10/28 20:57:14
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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In your wet dreads Seaward. XD
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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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2010/10/28 21:03:14
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette
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The most powerful daemons available to the daemon army.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
No more psykers.
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Cover save in addition to other saves.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2010/10/28 21:03:46
The Daemonic Alliance Infinite Points
Nightbringer's Darkness 3000 Points
Titan's Knights of the Round: 4000 points
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." JFK |
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2010/10/28 21:04:38
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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An inquisition codex with options for GK and SoB and inducted guard and SM allies.
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain  " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2010/10/28 21:05:24
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Less whiny fans.
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2010/10/28 21:05:58
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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Nurglitch wrote:Less whiny fans.
That's a fair point
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Dakka Bingo! By Ouze
"You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry. |
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2010/10/28 21:08:40
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Monstrously Massive Big Mutant
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BS4 Tau
Chaos legions
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2010/10/28 21:31:42
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Hauptmann
NJ
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better Rough Riders!
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Flames of War:
Italian Bersaglieri
German Heer Panzerkompanie
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2010/10/28 21:41:20
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Alluring Mounted Daemonette
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A new army: Dragons!
Automatically Appended Next Post:
Which would be a blast to paint btw
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/10/28 21:41:34
The Daemonic Alliance Infinite Points
Nightbringer's Darkness 3000 Points
Titan's Knights of the Round: 4000 points
"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." JFK |
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2010/10/28 21:45:57
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Vulkan He'stan needs to be stronger...oh wait.
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2010/10/28 21:51:04
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
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Less whiny 12 year olds.
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2010/10/29 15:18:27
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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A blast from the past; Piscean warriors to developed into a complete army!
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2010/10/29 16:17:02
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Esteemed Veteran Space Marine
Sheppey, England
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Tank-surfing Farseer minis!
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2010/10/29 16:24:52
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Mighty Brass Scorpion of Khorne
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Codex: Forces of Chaos, including CSM's, Daemons, Cultists and traitor guardsmen 
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2010/10/29 16:43:35
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Incorporating Wet-Blending
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Plastic, multipart Battle Sisters, Seraphim and Repentia.
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"When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
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2010/10/29 21:42:21
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Resourceful Gutterscum
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Bring back squats.
40k version of wood elves and vampire counts
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2010/10/29 21:44:34
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Hammerheads that can't be gimped from glancing shots.
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bonbaonbardlements |
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2010/10/29 21:47:00
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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Less marines.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2010/10/29 21:57:55
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Dakka Veteran
Arkahm
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R2-D2
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Orkeosaurus wrote:But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
xxmatt85 wrote:Brains for the brain god!
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2010/10/29 22:09:27
Subject: GW 40k One liners
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Spreading the word of the Turtle Pie
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Ninjas everywhere.
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2010/10/29 22:19:37
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
I wanna go back to New Jersey
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Venomthropes with bacon tentacles.
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2010/10/29 22:50:22
Subject: Re:GW 40k One liners
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Battlewagon Driver with Charged Engine
Between Alpha and Omega, and a little to the left
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Bring back GorkaMorka!
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