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**Chowderhead**

So, on the interwebs, I found this.

It scares the crap out of me thinking PETA makes these games for kids.

What's dakka's opinion?

**Devastator**

nom nom nom?
game was buggy as hell anyway

**Regwon**

They dont seem to be very good at cooking birds. Still made me hungry though.

**Medium of Death**

I love how the eggs bleed when you crack them...

Even though they are unfertilised. Stupid PETA.

This game made me rage a little.

PETA wrote:Dont mind me pushing my opinion on children, I'm just an extreme animal rights activist... trollolololol

**Monster Rain**

Forgive me for an ungallant comment, but PETA can eat my ass.

**Medium of Death**

Monster Rain wrote:Forgive me for an ungallant comment, but PETA can eat my ass.

In the spirit of PETA, may I recommend ass-substitute?

**Arctik_Firangi**

That was great fun until it got to the tofu part.

**Vindicator#9**

That is perhaps the most ridiculous and biggest waste of time i have ever seen. Even in real life doing all that isnt that bloody.
I agree with MR, PETA can eat my ass or its substitute.

**Locclo**

Hey! I'm a proud member of PETA!

...well, ok, probably not the PETA referred to here, but still.

**blood reaper**

Good at the start

but bad at the end!

**Melissia**

Mama loves animals but she hates plants.

KILL THE PLANTS

KILL THEM ALL

DEVOUR THEM WHOLE

**Infreak**

You know if I didn't know any better I would have thought that P.E.T.A. is some sort of pro-animal cruelty/torture group based on that game. Either that or they're into ultra violence.

For shame P.E.T.A. for shame.

**Melissia**

PETA likes violence, but usually they direct it against human beings.

**Infreak**

It's these poor choice of tactics that makes me ignore them.

**Monster Rain**

I'm trying to decided whether I hate PETA the same amount or more than I hate NAMBLA.

It's a very close race.

On the actual subject of Animals and their Ethical Treatment, I'm not a fan of cruelty toward animals at all. I just enjoy eating them and there is a certain way to go about raising them for slaughter without making them suffer excessively. Also, I really loathe sanctimonious douchebags. If PETA wasn't so off their fething rockers I might have had something to do with them.

**Sgt.Snail**

What the hell kind of bird bleeds when you pluck it?

**Wraithlordmechanic**

Eating turkey is murder! Moist, tender, delicious murder best served with stuffing and mashed potatoes.

Dang. Now I'm hungry.

**Melissia**

Sgt.Snail wrote:What the hell kind of bird bleeds when you pluck it?

A murder bird. It bleeds because it needs to suffer more for its crimes.

**Element206**

Thats disgusting!

**Tyyr**

On one hand I thank PETA for sexing up protests by having attractive women strip naked in protest of... something. On the other hand they're utter jackasses.

Eh, keep'em around for entertainment value and to keep the loonies labeled for easy identification.

**halonachos**

Seeing as though Peta is actually based 20 minutes from where I live, I've always planned to have a barbecue across the street during the winter. Everyone has to either wear a leather jacket or fur coat to get in though.

Also, Tofurkey sucks. Made it this year for my bro's vegan girlfriend and it smells like ass. On top of that it tastes nasty after being cooked, it does have a soy sauce after taste to it though. Stuffing was the best part in my opinion, so thank god for real turkey.

**Monster Rain**

halonachos wrote:Also, Tofurkey sucks. Made it this year for my bro's vegan girlfriend and it smells like ass.

A known vegan would be pelted with leather shoes and pork rinds upon setting foot on my property.

**halonachos**

Alas, she's my brother's girl and the men of our family are incredibly loyal so he won't dump her. Stupid family values.

**Monster Rain**

There's things I wouldn't tolerate even from my own family.

Veganism and being a fan of the New York Yankees is tied for first.

**Tyyr**

If she's hot and doesn't try to convert you I say let her stay.

...there's so many more innuendos I could add but I almost like it here.

**halonachos**

As far as hot goes I've seen better, but oh well that's derailing this thread.

Tofurkey is nasty and should be a living creature just so it can feel bad.

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Also more from PETA:

Look good, but are too preachy for my appetite in comic books.

**Stormrider**

Why am I not surprised?

Vegans make me lol anyway.

**Chowderhead**

halonachos wrote:As far as hot goes I've seen better, but oh well that's derailing this thread.

Tofurkey is nasty and should be a living creature just so it can feel bad.

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Also more from PETA:

Look good, but are too preachy for my appetite in comic books.

http://www.consumerfreedom.com/downloads/reference/docs/040726_mommykills.pdf
http://www.mediapeta.com/peta/pdf/DaddyKillsAnimals.pdf

These are the comics. I love the line that says "Your daddy likes killing animals, so keep your puppies and kitties away from him, as they are next!"

PETA needs to burn. BURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNN