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2011/02/01 08:30:55
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate
Dublin, Ireland
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What chaos god would you follow and why? Not that I, emperors loyal servant would ever go chaos. Im just....errr collecting files on chaos worshippers so as to better purge them  .
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2011/02/01 08:34:35
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Skillful Swordmaster
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Nurgle because he actually seems to give a damn about his followers.
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2011/02/01 10:48:06
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
Iceland of doom
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Tzeentch. Because Tzeentch.
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"I'we kill dem now 'stead a' runnin', we can kill someone else sooner!" - Warboss Killjaw Bonegnasha  
"If we attack those Imperial dogs now, we can spill more blood. Then we'll gain power from Khorne so we can kill even MORE in his name!" -Esirias, Chaos Lord of Khorne  
"If we don't purge the tainted heretics today, there may be no reconciliation in the eyes of the God-Emperor!" - Varigius, Ultramarines Captain   |
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2011/02/01 12:58:54
Subject: Re:What chaos god would you follow
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Legendary Dogfighter
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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Khorne. Because it is the only credible and serious chaos god.
Face it, Slaanesh is a pervert and a pedophile, nurgle is simply disgusting, and Tzeentch will turn you into a mutant, howling marshmallow spitting magic fire (also called a pink horror, a PINK horror)
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"How many more worlds do we sacrifice? How many more millions or billions do we betray before we turn and fight?" - attributed to Captain Leoten Semper of Battlefleet Gothic - Gothic War, the evacuation of Belatis.
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2011/02/01 13:01:19
Subject: Re:What chaos god would you follow
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Power-Hungry Cultist of Tzeentch
Iceland of doom
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Laodamia wrote:Face it, Slaanesh is a pervert and a pedophile, nurgle is simply disgusting, and Tzeentch will turn you into a mutant, howling marshmallow spitting magic fire (also called a pink horror, a PINK horror)
Look at these things when your sanity has been kicked, punched, bitten, stomped and spit on and THEN tell me these things are bad.
Also, is being pink such a bad thing?
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"I'we kill dem now 'stead a' runnin', we can kill someone else sooner!" - Warboss Killjaw Bonegnasha
"If we attack those Imperial dogs now, we can spill more blood. Then we'll gain power from Khorne so we can kill even MORE in his name!" -Esirias, Chaos Lord of Khorne
"If we don't purge the tainted heretics today, there may be no reconciliation in the eyes of the God-Emperor!" - Varigius, Ultramarines Captain |
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2011/02/01 13:04:34
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
Inside your mind, corrupting the pathways
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Pappa don't preach, I'm keeping my diseases yeah!
*points to his rating*
Nurgle loves you all!
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2011/02/01 13:05:47
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Guarding Guardian
Nowhere, Michigan, USA
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Nurgle, for the same reason given above. He's the only "friendly" one.
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2011/02/01 13:31:05
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate
Dublin, Ireland
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Nurgle is friendly but hes gross, I dont mind, but hell make me gross too. Tzeench mutates and plays with you. Khorne is a mad lunatic and slaneesh, well I guess hes ok as worshipping him is to make urself happy (albeit in a sick way). But chaos in general is a bad idea.
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2011/02/01 13:36:54
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Been Around the Block
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I believe you'll find Slaanesh to be VERY, VERY friendly...
Thats why he gets my vote  A life of debauched decadence and being molested by daemonettes for me!
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Incurus 
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2011/02/01 13:41:34
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Tinkering Tech-Priest
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Incurus wrote:I believe you'll find Slaanesh to be VERY, VERY friendly...
Thats why he gets my vote A life of debauched decadence and being molested by daemonettes for me!
I dont think its only daemonettes sometimes the keeper of secrets will join in and he isnt a very friendly
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2011/02/01 13:54:14
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Legendary Dogfighter
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
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yevix wrote:
I dont think its only daemonettes sometimes the keeper of secrets will join in and he isnt a very friendly
It's ok if you love the pain, the lash and the handcuffs...
Otherwise, just run, run as far as you can. And if the keeper of secrets follow you, throw one of your friends in his path...
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"How many more worlds do we sacrifice? How many more millions or billions do we betray before we turn and fight?" - attributed to Captain Leoten Semper of Battlefleet Gothic - Gothic War, the evacuation of Belatis.
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2011/02/01 14:01:10
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Infiltrating Broodlord
The Faye
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I think Khorne would be the safest one to follow.
At least nothing too detrimental can happen to you.
You wont start to rot. You won't grow severel extra pairs of limbs. You wont sprout several extra breasts or grow super fat.
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We love what we love. Reason does not enter into it. In many ways, unwise love is the truest love. Anyone can love a thing because. That's as easy as putting a penny in your pocket. But to love something despite. To know the flaws and love them too. That is rare and pure and perfect.
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2011/02/01 15:48:34
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Shunting Grey Knight Interceptor
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Malal for me Id carry around some pimped out wargear and go down a self destructive road trying to fight chaos and spend my free time eating demon souls and shooting anti daemon lasers out of my eyes like a boss.
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2011/02/01 16:14:54
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Paladin of the Wall
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Nurgle because he "loves" his followers
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thornfall alliance: 30pts bringing home the bacon
menoth: 134pts "burn heretics, BURN!" |
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2011/02/01 16:43:05
Subject: Re:What chaos god would you follow
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Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot
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*Whispers* If I were to follow a chaos power, I would be with Khorne. Because when life gives you lemons BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD AND CORN FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!
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*whispers* if any inquisitors asks, you never saw me here *runs away*
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2011/02/01 16:57:32
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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from the scent of some of the guys in my local gw id say they were followers of nurgle,but i'd have to go with tzeentch.
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2011/02/02 10:58:09
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate
Dublin, Ireland
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Who would whant to hang around daemonettes? Imagine what could happen if they tried anything... with claws insted of hands it could get messy.
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2011/02/02 13:47:48
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Angry Blood Angel Assault marine
Rooted to the Chair
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NURGLE OFCOURSE. FATHER NURGLE. even though his followers become pus-filled walking bags of disease with sores and greenish sickly skin, they are immune to its pain and apart from bad looks, whats not to like, immortality, being immune to disease and sickness. NURGLE CARES ABOUT US!
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2011/02/02 14:22:20
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Been Around the Block
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Malice wrote:Who would whant to hang around daemonettes? Imagine what could happen if they tried anything... with claws insted of hands it could get messy.
Once you get dedicated to slaanesh messy is fun too! Music so loud it splits walls becomes Orgasmic and everything just becomes fun fun fun! Even Mr Keeper becomes a joy to be around
Throw in the combat drugs too and you're even happier!
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2011/02/02 14:34:32
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
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ChronoCupcake wrote:Malal for me Id carry around some pimped out wargear and go down a self destructive road trying to fight chaos and spend my free time eating demon souls and shooting anti daemon lasers out of my eyes like a boss.
Hurray! Malal!
Y'Know, the Grey Knights and Malal Marines have a lot in common.
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2011/02/02 15:02:57
Subject: Re:What chaos god would you follow
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Deranged Necron Destroyer
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Nurgle!Immortality and Beast of Nurgle pets? How could that not be the most fun time ever, coupled with maybe getting a Palanquin of tiny Nurglings, it's all brilliant!
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2011/02/02 15:05:07
Subject: Re:What chaos god would you follow
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Azure wrote:Nurgle!Immortality and Beast of Nurgle pets? How could that not be the most fun time ever, coupled with maybe getting a Palanquin of tiny Nurglings, it's all brilliant!
It could not be fun if you had to keep scooping your guts off the floor.
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2011/02/02 15:07:11
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Consigned to the Grim Darkness
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How many of these threads are there gonna be?
As usual, I say the Emperor. He may not be a chaos god, but he certainly is a godly power in the warp.
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2011/02/02 17:11:40
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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I would go with the emperor.
BTW daemonettes have 2 forms - 1 is a sexy young woman, and the other is the ugly raging crab person. IIRC
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2011/02/02 17:12:42
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Major
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DarthLakey wrote:I would go with the emperor.
i didn't know that emperor was chaos god 
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2011/02/02 17:13:47
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Solahma
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Gork if not Mork.
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2011/02/02 17:14:07
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
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No, but he inhabits the warp... and the Emperor PROTECTS after all
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2011/02/02 18:31:37
Subject: What chaos god would you follow
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Implacable Black Templar Initiate
Dublin, Ireland
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Ok, this thread is for what chaos god would you follow, if ur with the emperor than say so in my would you be a heretic thread.
Oh and Incurus, getting privacies accidentaly (or not accidentally) chopped off by rending claws doesnt soundfun. For a slaneesh champion maybe, but that just goes to show why One wouldnt worship him.
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2011/02/02 18:34:47
Subject: Re:What chaos god would you follow
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Stormin' Stompa
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Tzeentche, because he can outsmart the other Gods any day of the week.
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2011/02/02 18:35:21
Subject: Re:What chaos god would you follow
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
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Nurgle. He's a nice guy with a pretty garden for all his followers to live in.
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