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2011/06/09 17:59:22
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Here is a lighthearted thread in the vein of Dos Equis "The Most Interesting Man in the World TV/Radio spots"
Here are a few to start.
He once Sanctioned the Emperor himself
He once told Yarrik to work on his Poker Face
He has killed so many people Khorne worships him
He once had to hold Leman Russ's hair after besting him in a drinking contest
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
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2011/06/09 18:02:50
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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He shot a fellow commissar for Heresy.
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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. |
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2011/06/09 18:05:51
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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He has a Sister of Battle's phone number....and has called it
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
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2011/06/09 18:37:46
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Ghost of Greed and Contempt
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^ And she called him back!
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2011/06/09 18:41:57
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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He once summarily executed himself just to be a martyr, and still single-handedly destroyed the enemy army afterwards. Dang, he's good.
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2011/06/09 18:42:22
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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He asked a Daemonette of Slaanesh to join him in the bedroom-and she ran away terrified at what he wanted to do.
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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2011/06/09 18:51:11
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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He won a staring contest against a Dreadnought.
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2011/06/09 18:53:08
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Stormin' Stompa
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He executed Lord Solar Macharius for being a coward
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2011/06/09 18:54:47
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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He strapped explosives to a bag full of Kittens and took down a Titan with it.
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2011/06/09 18:59:31
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Renegade Inquisitor de Marche
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He fought a squad of Striking Scorpions in a bar brawl single handed and won.
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Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
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2012/04/08 04:00:45
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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He outflanked a Titan into Creed's bedroom.
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/06/09 19:03:37
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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This one time, he killed a Bloodthirster with a spoon.
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2011/06/09 19:05:05
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:This one time, he killed a Bloodthirster with a spoon.
The most amazing thing about that was that there was, and still is, no spoon.
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/06/09 19:19:42
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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AlmightyWalrus wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:This one time, he killed a Bloodthirster with a spoon.
The most amazing thing about that was that there was, and still is, no spoon.
Indeed. In fact, the only weapon found on the field of battle was an Emperor-class Titan. It has also been noted that the Commissar has been fully trained as a Titan Princeps.. But considering he said he killed it with a spoon, it must be true. Nobody lies in the Imperium after all.
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2011/06/09 19:49:59
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:AlmightyWalrus wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:This one time, he killed a Bloodthirster with a spoon.
The most amazing thing about that was that there was, and still is, no spoon.
Indeed. In fact, the only weapon found on the field of battle was an Emperor-class Titan. It has also been noted that the Commissar has been fully trained as a Titan Princeps.. But considering he said he killed it with a spoon, it must be true. Nobody lies in the Imperium after all.
Actually, there was this Commissar that did once...
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/06/09 19:56:12
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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He has a hormagaunt as a pet
He went on a 6 month vacation to Armageddon
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
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2011/06/09 20:01:01
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Shunting Grey Knight Interceptor
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:He won a staring contest against a Dreadnought.
He even won a staring contest against the Eye of Terror!
(I can't determine if this is pure genius or plain dumb...)
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2011/06/09 20:02:04
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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M'Kachen's Nemesis wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:He won a staring contest against a Dreadnought.
He even won a staring contest against the Eye of Terror!
In fact, that is how it got it's name! Before the contest, it was known as the Eye of Cuddly Bunnies, but it didn't take being beaten very well...
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/06/09 20:08:36
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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He once invented the CRASSUS ARMOURED ASSAULT TRANSPORT.
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2011/06/09 20:10:53
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Adolescent Youth with Potential
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He "Three Stooges" Poked the Eye of Terror
Demons' brains hurt when they see his name written on walls.
Gulliman asked HIM for tactical advice.
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2011/06/09 20:34:18
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Hauptmann
NJ
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He once threw a surprise party for Marbo... and Marbo was surprised.
He has tricked Tzeentch... twice.
He has given anger management classes to Khorne.
Eldrad Ulthran frequently consult him on the future.
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Flames of War:
Italian Bersaglieri
German Heer Panzerkompanie
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2011/06/09 20:41:50
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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He brews his coffee with Ork tears
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I do not discriminate....all races are equally worthless....
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2011/06/09 20:44:53
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Nurgle Chosen Marine on a Palanquin
Dumbarton, Scotland
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He once beat the Changeling in a fancy dress contest.
He was dressed as the Changeling.
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2011/06/09 21:30:39
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Adolescent Youth with Potential
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He guides Harlequin troupes through the webway.
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2011/06/09 23:12:07
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
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His bolt pistol has experinced more combat than a vanguard vetran.
I dont always drink beer...but when i do i prefer dos eagles, stay thristy my friends
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2011/06/10 07:51:22
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Calm Celestian
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He has stopped an entire WAAAAAGH!! by beating the Ork Warboss and in an arm wrestling contest.
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2011/06/10 07:58:25
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Lone Wolf Sentinel Pilot
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Darkvoidof40k wrote:He strapped explosives to a bag full of Kittens and took down a Titan with it.
You sir, are awesome!  Have a medal. 
He once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris.
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2011/06/10 08:49:17
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Ferocious Black Templar Castellan
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He carried out Exterminatus with nothing but his Bolt Pistol.
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For thirteen years I had a dog with fur the darkest black. For thirteen years he was my friend, oh how I want him back. |
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2011/06/10 09:27:06
Subject: He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Stalwart Space Marine
Squamish BC
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He carved his name into Draigo's heart when he won a bet
He did the "got your nose!" trick to a fresh two eyed Carnifex once, and well, you know how that turned out,
He once simply walked into Mordor, but how he jumped accross the tables is beyond me
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2011/06/10 14:21:57
Subject: Re:He was the Most Interesting Commissar in the Galaxy
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Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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loner wrote:Darkvoidof40k wrote:He strapped explosives to a bag full of Kittens and took down a Titan with it.
You sir, are awesome! Have a medal.
He once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris.
Why thank you good sir, although you beat me to the Chuck Norris one, I was planning on posting it just now.
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