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Marduk watched as Mark gingerly (thankfully) took the tank out. It was massive. The airport people were po`ed about its box size, but it went through none the less, and it was intact. Marduk sighed in relief. That meant that the final repairs and it would need the main turret attached. Then it would be done. The thing was fifteen pounds, and was as long as 6 land raiders, had three cargo holds (a bottom for the land raider, a middle for the rhinos, and the top for the troops. But in the mean time between the unpacking and the getting there, Marduk had talked to the tau about an alliance, and had reclaimed the stolen tanks from the tanith while they had their pants down (Literally LOL).

ha.

I am writing the first plane takoff ATM

Marduk got back in the case and waited for take off.

When he had found his seat, Mark pulled his laptop and a small mound of blankets out of his beg. Thankfully, no one was in the seat next to him, so several minis jumped out of his pocket and began sampling the cup of complimentary peanuts, and using their ration kits to help themselves to the soda. Kiku was hoarding chocolates, Marduk the inheritor, feared scourge of the galaxy, was stuffing junk-food into his mouth like their was no tomorrow, and Vio was swimming laps in the water. (thankfully wearing clothes) Yarrik was watching a prerecoreded episode of ‘House’ on Marks DVD player , the zoat lord was rummaging through the pretzels, the kasrkin were watching 'Gettysburg' (so was Marduk, who thought it was the best thing ever, to see humans killing each other) and the lone nine surviving Kreigsmen were passing around a mini-mug of coffee.

the plane began to shake as it took off.

Marduk smiled as he tasted this orange candy sponge. It was shaped like a peanut, but it tasted like a bananna. He liked this. He started devouring it. Mark laughed at Marduk as he stuffed his face with the circus peanut. (Hint Hint I love circus peanuts.)

yeah I wrote that Marduk likes civil war films (humans from the same country killing each other)

Obviously. Its humans slaughtering themselves, what isnt fun about that.

Marduk finished the bag of circus peanuts and started holding the bag upside down to see if there was more. Suddenly another full bag was spotted in Marks bag. Marduk dropped down and grabbed it and hauled himself back up. He then proceded to laugh histarically as men who once stood by each other scewered the other.

(ironically, I had ancestors on both sides of the war,{some 20 in all} two who chased each other all over the country before they became relatives union horse artillery and Mckneels rangers, along with my [insert several greats] cousin. 'Stonewall' Jackson)

anyways. Mark is watching the Black-Hats-Brigade bit.

as vio jumped out of the water and put on his armor,his stomach growled."hmmm...oh,hey,a orange peanut."walking over and picking one up,he took a huge bite."mmm,orangey..."

Marduk almost died. His orange peanuts were being eaten by someone else. "Hey vio now that we have time I say we talk about that alliance. I dont need to have a gak load of enemies, so lets make an alliance", Marduk said.

As they neared korea, every mini present had taken a side in the civil war film that Mark had been watching, and cheering abounded when certain things happened. Marduk was the only impartial. Screaming “Blood for the Blood God!” as troops were mowed down, and causing other passengers to ask him to keep his movies turned down

vio stopped eating and put down the half eaten peanut. "erm,i agree. enemies are bad. i guess it is the best option. we will dicuss the terms once we get to the new 'house'" turning and walking over to the movie,vio face palmed. "if enslaving people wasent bed enough there fighting each other over it? they no nothing of the greater good unity offe-ooo,yes! kick emin the man hood he owns slaves! kick em for the greater good!"

ninja'd. this happend before GM post...

LoLed at that.

I will change my post to make it civil war

Marduk Laughed maniaclly, at the heavy machine gun nest as it cut down americans.

Damn you ineptus Ninja`d me

just change it to grapeshot in a smoothbore cannon

(we are arriving in korea about now. so an RP about the landing and offloading from each of you would be good)

Marduk climbed back in the case and waited for landing. A big judder and the plain had landed. Twenty minutes later Marduk watched as the tank box was picked up by Mark in perfect condition, Marduk prayed a thanks to the gods. Then Mark grabbed the rest of the bags and they left and got into the car that Marks parents had left.

we are heading to NEPAL korea is a stop

OK. i gotta sleep for a few, you guys can post about the flight from korea to nepal.

Yeah I`m hittin the hay see ya guys later.

Mkarth and the Tanith spent most of the flight sitting in the bags or cases and lamenting their fates. They had struck a blow for the Emperor and now they were being punished for it.

"What do we do now, sir?" One of his troops asked.

"We're the first and only, we strike and then we disappear, when those chaos feths slip up, we'll be there to show that titan how fethed up they are." Mkarth replied.

"Yeah, but first I'd just like to get my stuff back." Blane moaned.

"Got you covered, sir." Ven said from further along the bag, slowly, the Tanith's gear began being passed around from where the scouts had recovered it.

"What's our deployment orders?" Doyl asked.

"Stay as close to the humans and as far away from the heretics and xenos as possible, for now, we watch and we wait." Mkarth replied

"Can we get out of this container? I think the others are out in the open." Fols asked

Mkarth shook his head. "Heretics and xenos, we don't truck with them." He said. There was a round of groans. "Buck up lads, I've been told there's reinforcements where we're going and hell, tour's gonna be light, you all know what that means." Mkarth said in a sing song voice.

"Already working on it chief." Bragg said, holding up a sacra bottle. The Tanith began to laugh and sing to the tune of Milo's pipes and snacks that were found in Mark's bag were passed around as well as the bottles of sacra.

Marduk got out of the case again and started munching on the Orange peanuts, while watching a world war 2 HBO series, The pacific, and was wooting as a ambushing japanese army was getting slaughtered by one of the main characters.

Mkarth began to become curious, there were sounds of battle coming from outside the holding area they were in and it sounded to him like there was some chatter up there too. Finally, he decided to investigate.

"Domor, Mktayl, on me, come on, we're going to see what all the commotion is about." He said.

The three ghosts soon climbed up to the source of the noise, the heretic leader was watching some sort of holo drama on a big screen, The tanith found themselves in the main hall of the biggest troopship they'd ever seen and some xenos were looking out the portholes at the warp outside which was surprisingly not miasmic like Mkarth had thought. This world or universe they had found themselves in was strange indeed. Mkarth marched right up to the Heretic leader with a grimace and got his attention, before the chaos lord could kill Mkarth, he stuck his hand out.

"I'm here to negotiate a ceasefire between us, simple enough, you don't feth with us, we don't blow your tank up....again..." Mkarth said and the other two Tanith chuckled.

"Whaddya say, Atlas?" Mkarth asked with a smirk.

Marduk was a understanding man, but they had cost him much. He punched Mkarth, then picked him up, and set him back up. Mkarth rubbed his jaw, which he noticed ws not eve fractured. (Marduk wasn`t that mean.) "Yes now we can have a truce."

They were en-route to Nepal just having left korea, and the minis were all passing the time differently. Marduk was watching ‘The Pacific’ while the tanith attempted to speak with him, the kreigers were staring out the window, enraptured, Flashgunz was ogling a selection of firearms in a magazine, Kiku was returning from under the seat, arms laden with pilfered chocolates, and Vio was reading a book on communism, and saying that “These gue’la have the RIGHT idea.” While Draigo was playing tic-tac-toe with one of his termies.

ineptus astartes wrote:While Draigo was playing tic-tac-toe with one of his termies.

"Psycannon, Force Sword, Bolter.."

"Psycannon!"
"Force Sword!"

"Victory! None can defeat me!"
"Bollucks to you, Draigo."

An indignant cry erupted from Mark's bag as Yarrick struggled to escape. Seconds later, his head popped out of the zipper and he yelled at Mark.
"Couldn't you poke a few airholes in that thing? I could barely breathe!" Marduk looked back.
"Shhhh! We're watching a movie!" Mkarth was next to him, apparently in a state of ceasefire. Yarrick noticed some odd orange food next to him; insinctively, he grabbed it and downed the entire thing. He hadn't eaten in ages.
However, as he bit down he found the thing to be rock hard.
"Damn! Stupid peanut!" He yelled, and fell back in to the bag.
"Damn, that hurt my back...ouch. That was-" Before he could finish, he heard a low growl from the cornor of the bag, and the scuttling of tiny feet. He knew that sound.
"Emporer help us all..." he muttered, as dozens of Gaunts lead by a monstrous Tervigon emerged from the shadows.
"Err, guys," he called to the other commanders, "little help here?"

Kol-Badar managed to climb out of the crate along with the annoited, they saw the threat and saw the pitiful commissar franticly pointing out the tyrinids, Kol-Badar laughed and opened fire with his combi-bolter, followed by the whole annoited. The tyrinids were slowly slughtered, plus the fire from the others helped slightly. The tyrinid were exterminated quickly and relatively quietly.

a shout came from behind them. "Turn your Damn film down!"

OOC: Hundreds of Gaunts? I call BS. Not even gonna go into explaining my reasons, they're pretty damn obvious. But I probably will be forced to in a minute anyway.