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Yup, once a man grows an epic beard it takes over all sentiance and thatm n becomes the beard.

I've been tossing up whether to put a pic of myself up. I cam to the conclusion that i will. It occurs to me however that i dont actually have a picture of myself... Not a one.

But my sister is fairly convinced that im going to look like Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec in about 20 years time. So make of it what you will.

Snrub wrote:I've been tossing up whether to put a pic of myself up. I cam to the conclusion that i will. It occurs to me however that i dont actually have a picture of myself... Not a one.

But my sister is fairly convinced that im going to look like Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec in about 20 years time. So make of it what you will.

Spoiler:

Fair enough...
Do you have the tache?

hotsauceman1 wrote:Yup, once a man grows an epic beard it takes over all sentiance and thatm n becomes the beard.

Yea I call it the chin squig. As like Orks, they have hairy squigs instead of actual hair, I always thought, mine HAS to be a chinsquig, a rather rare version of a hairy squig. It eats small children, so I have to feed it raw chicken every now and then to keep it in line. If I didnt like it so much, I would of tried to kill it years ago......then again, if it can read this, I might wake up without a face tomorrow.

CuddlySquig - Not really, the roots hold my brains in place

New Dresden promo pic. I'm the tall one at the back.

Albatross wrote:

New Dresden promo pic. I'm the tall one at the back.

The lone eye in the back? Got it!

This was a little while ago, had to loose the beard due to my job

Johnny-Crass wrote:

This was a little while ago, had to loose the beard due to my job

Crass isn't his Avatar?

I'll bite.
This is me 70% of the time


This is me the other 30%


Yes both pics are edited but that was to incress my portfolio of work so that it was more than just random buildings and fields

So you’re a woman who sometimes cross–dresses as a sort of underpainted man?

The ratio of people who look like they could kill me with their bare hands is high.

LOL
Other way round; or use a vulgur term, a frek acts efeminet most of the time, like men and dresses in womens clothing becouse. But alass I was stuck in the wrong gender at birth

To be fair, you make a fairly hot chick. I'm serious.

Chowderhead wrote:

Crass isn't his Avatar?

And all this time I thought Brody Dalle was a wargamer

Albatross wrote:To be fair, you make a fairly hot chick. I'm serious.

Ill agree too. Honestly Ribon Fox, I hadnt a clue you werent a woman until that post you made

Ribon Fox, systematically making DakkaDakka members gay, 1 by 1.

I dunno.....a crossdresser, seems to make it not SO gay

LOL
You have no idea how manly you have to be to go out to the pub dresses all girly. I constantly have 2D6s on me to role a leadership test every 5 mins or I'll brake and run for the nearist table edge...or home which ever is closest

Ribon Fox wrote:LOL
You have no idea how manly you have to be to go out to the pub dresses all girly. I constantly have 2D6s on me to role a leadership test every 5 mins or I'll brake and run for the nearist table edge...or home which ever is closest

ooooohhhh, I see what you did there

Albatross wrote:To be fair, you make a fairly hot chick. I'm serious.

I'd let'm friendzone the gak out of me.

Ribon Fox is dude?

... I have to go delete some pictures...

Fafnir wrote:

Albatross wrote:To be fair, you make a fairly hot chick. I'm serious.

I'd let'm friendzone the gak out of me.

This is, by far, the funniest thing you have EVER said Fafnir. I was crying

Bloodfever wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Crass isn't his Avatar?

And all this time I thought Brody Dalle was a wargamer

Sadly she is not (also props for being the first one to ID her from the get go) though I did meet her once and gave her a smoke.... How I did not faint I will never know


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Also poor Chowder poor poor Chowder

Johnny-Crass wrote:

Bloodfever wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Crass isn't his Avatar?

And all this time I thought Brody Dalle was a wargamer

Sadly she is not (also props for being the first one to ID her from the get go) though I did meet her once and gave her a smoke.... How I did not faint I will never know


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Also poor Chowder poor poor Chowder

What can I say, the music isn't the Distillers only appeal and that's pretty awesome, I am officially jealous.

Johnny-Crass wrote:Also poor Chowder poor poor Chowder

Why am I so sad now?

Did KC shave? Did Alarming Rick not alarm anyone today? Did the brony brigade kill my friends?

TELL ME!

Calm down main, calm down! I didnt shave, therefore the universe didnt implode

Chowderhead wrote:Ribon Fox is dude?

... I have to go delete some pictures...

...What pictures...?
I knew that Photo shoot would come back and bit me in the backside

KingCracker wrote:Calm down main, calm down! I didnt shave, therefore the universe didnt implode

The universe is actually maintained by facial hair? Everything I thought I knew about physics has been a lie!

Ribon Fox wrote:
I knew that Photo shoot would come back and bit me in the backside

Are you sure it was the photoshoot and not one of these sexual deviants?

Bloodfever wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Calm down main, calm down! I didnt shave, therefore the universe didnt implode

The universe is actually maintained by facial hair? Everything I thought I knew about physics has been a lie!

No, it's just that KC's beard is the avatar of the Universe, and it will move on after his (glorious) host has passed on.

You shave it, you kill the universe.

/insertstringtheoryjokeaboutbeardhairs

Chowder is right, its quite the burden knowing that if I have a lawn mower accident the whole of the universe is totally screwed.


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Also, Chowder paid me good money for those photos.....I wont give that back