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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

..in 5 years this exchange better be a screengrab on Reddit or.....

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in gb
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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

....


Spoiler:









... think we all know where this is going then right ?

Spoiler:







.. you know he'll die a painful and clearly telegraphed death in act 2 right ?


The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in us
The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Those are oddly specific things to say "are definitely not responsible".

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA

Clearly someone stumbled upon R'lyeh.

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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





 Grey Templar wrote:
Those are oddly specific things to say "are definitely not responsible".


Well, okhams razor applying and I suggest that it was a chinese alien submarine.

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GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
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Not Online!!! wrote:
 Grey Templar wrote:
Those are oddly specific things to say "are definitely not responsible".


Well, okhams razor applying and I suggest that it was a chinese alien submarine.


Well given the specific response I guess they think it’s in a Chinese lab somewhere being dismantled, better keep a close eye on the ISS just in case

Your last point is especially laughable and comical, because not only the 7th ed Valkyrie shown dumber things (like being able to throw the troopers without parachutes out of its hatches, no harm done) - Irbis 
   
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Junior Officer with Laspistol





London, Ontario

Was this an un-personned observatory? I would think so, as $300000 doesn’t sound like much to make an inhabitable dwelling on the ocean floor.
   
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Monarchy of TBD

Yeah, I did some research on it. It looks like it was a remote sensor station, about the size of 2 computer desks shoved together. Still very mysterious, but my first thought was Abyss or Sphere.

Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
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Seneca Nation of Indians

Namor is taking out our early warning systems.


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The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Yeah, these observatories are basically steel frames with a bunch of sensor equipment strapped to them.

If it was a submarine, its unlikely to be an accident. A submarine wouldn't come that close to the bottom in normal operations so it could accidentally hit it, though the shredded cable doesn't really fit a theft either. It would likely be a clean cut if that were the case.

So its quite possible that some big sea creature came by and ripped it off. In which case its probably within a couple hundred meters, they'd just never find it in the gloom.

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Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
Made in gb
[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

it is, perhaps, a bit sad they they have to explain this to people






next week scientists advise against jumping in lava.



The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in ch
The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





 reds8n wrote:
it is, perhaps, a bit sad they they have to explain this to people






next week scientists advise against jumping in lava.





" prepare yourselfs, we have entered successfully ultra -dense - territory. Inhabitants, soon to be extinct due to natural selection. "

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH.  
   
Made in ca
Junior Officer with Laspistol





London, Ontario

London, Ontario. Fork of the Thames. London man engages in *vigorous* coitus with a concrete retaining wall. For 45 minutes.

I think he may have eaten some cicadas.

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Norwalk, Connecticut

Underwater station gone? Clearly Megalodon has surfaced. Somebody call Jason Statham for some big shark punching!

Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.

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Halandri

I'd guess an underwater salvage company salvaged it.
   
Made in ch
The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





Damn Criminal Gungans man. I tell you

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH.  
   
Made in gb
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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

our advance towards the post apocalyptic world we grew up watching continues



..combat juggling ?!

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in us
The Conquerer






Waiting for my shill money from Spiral Arm Studios

Thats just the practice juggling batons. In a real fight they juggle flanged maces.

Self-proclaimed evil Cat-person. Dues Ex Felines

Cato Sicarius, after force feeding Captain Ventris a copy of the Codex Astartes for having the audacity to play Deathwatch, chokes to death on his own D-baggery after finding Calgar assembling his new Eldar army.

MURICA!!! IN SPESS!!! 
   
Made in gb
[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury











.. we are so dead.


The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in gb
[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

all sounds lovely


The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut




UK



They've had stuff like that in China/Japan for ages - I believe at least one or more of the major Canon factories (cameras) doesn't even have any seats and the computer doesn't just monitor, it bleeps at you if you are caught walking too slowly.

In one way its nothing new, offices have had micro-management bosses that are pushy for ever, but yeah when you can't get free even going to the toilet and listening right into every conversation - yeah - that's going to breed a lot of resentment and fear. Especially in a work environment where, in most countries and most jobs, there are more applicants than jobs and thus any small excuse can easily be boosted up to being fired/let go/no renewed contract/paycuts

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Canterbury

pigs recorded using tools


..and thus the age of the orc began.


The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in ch
The Dread Evil Lord Varlak





 reds8n wrote:
pigs recorded using tools


..and thus the age of the orc began.



You are what you eat, atleast in the case of pigs, smart

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH.  
   
Made in gb
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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

Japanese hotel chain sorry that hackers may have watched guests through bedside robots


what a time to be alive eh ?

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut




UK

"The hotel is one of a chain of 10 in Japan which use a variety of robots instead of meat-based staff."



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Upstate, New York

 Overread wrote:
"The hotel is one of a chain of 10 in Japan which use a variety of robots instead of meat-based staff."




So many horribly off-color jokes to be had there.

I’ll just stick with “That’s what she said” so I don’t get banned.

   
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Et In Arcadia Ego





Canterbury

The Government has announced a £34m scheme to teach robots “empathy” to care for people in care homes

what could possibly go wrong eh ?

The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
 
   
Made in gb
Fixture of Dakka







Hey, on the bright side, it isn't teaching chimpanzees
   
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Junior Officer with Laspistol





London, Ontario



On the plus side, if the robots do go crazy, they’ll “take care of” the old people first, and then we’re saving money on health care.
   
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Secret Force Behind the Rise of the Tau




USA



I predict a robot will help the senior in their care commit suicide, and then questions will replay "a life of suffering is not life *beep* *boop*" and then we're all gonna be like "damn..."

   
 
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