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No kittens, no squid, no Santa Claus, no Easter Bunny, and No Uncle Mikey!



On my hill.

But one Ember, lord of fire, on

My Hill.

I'll borrow that Ember to start moat of promethium aflame around

My hill.

I'll swipe that ember to make my pumpkin glow on My Hill.

There's too many people on this hill. Let me go settle down on another one

My Hill

All your hills belong to me!!!
You may remain as my obedient subjects.
* Looks distrutfully at Big Waaagh*


My hill country.

Down with the tyrants! Viva la revolucion on

My Hill

There's nothing but the dead and the dying back on My little Hill.

Until with help of evil floating toupee and take over the hill next door, and put up a sign declaring it

My Hill.

Also now serving offers to buy your own share in a future clam shell tower condo scheme.

YAY! TRUMP DROWNED ON

jhe90's HILL!

I break out the flamethrowers on my Hill.

This world shall be cleansed with fire

Clamshell apartments contain alot of water and don t burn well.

seems like the discount apartments. Now 50% off your admin and yearly annual service charge for 5 years are still up for grabs.

(hope no one checks the small print about 500% increase after 1 year and 2000% early exit charge)

Alls good n cheap apartments on my hill.

I bulldoze your ramshackle tenements and build luxury high rises. No more slum lords on


My hill.

I undermine your highrise towers and topple them like dominoes.
Then I fortify the rubble and prepare for a seige on My Hill.

I pound your seige lines with a unexpected weapon of a 800mm Dora railway gun that hammers a massive a hole in your rubnle defences and leaves your hill open for retaking.

My hill. I now start building clamshell fprtifcations on the hill and emplace my railway gun shelling other hills so mine os the only one.

Man, I go away for a leisurely 4 day weekend getaway with the mother of my snotling and things get out of hand on

My hill. Clam shell defenses!? The only clam shells around here contain NOS minis!

While you tend to your blisters, i re-take My Hill.

I got a big blister for you, pumpkin boy, on

My hill!

While you all have blisters I distract you with a foot care centre and re take the hill as you get seen to.

My hill.

Well, that was kind of you.


Now get offa my hill.

I aim a Deathstrike missile at you. Would you care to leave

My Hill

Alright jhe, I'm a sucker for a little pedicure pampering action...you can chill on

My hill. None of that seafood nonsense, though...unless we're talking about the little fish that nibble off the dead skin on one's feet during said pedicure.

Alright tenderfoot. Get off of


My hill.

A giant boot stomps you off of My Hill.

The only giant boot around here belongs to me and my pedicured, delightful footsies, and they kick everybody off of

My hill.

I give you toe fungus on

My Hill

I'm an Orc, fungus is my thing...now get off of

My hill.

Sea that sign i just had built made of admantium laced coral and golden singing robotic mermaids...

Yeah. It's my hill.

Free foot spa, but I'm afraid that's below the hill.
They will sort out your fungus and make your nails shiny though.

I shell out a lot of clams to get back on My Hill.

You realize we use grenades as currency here right?

My Hill