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**TrollPie**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:OOC: Hundreds of Gaunts? I call BS. Not even gonna go into explaining my reasons, they're pretty damn obvious. But I probably will be forced to in a minute anyway.

OK, dozens. Let's say the Tervigon was hiding them in the bag pocket.

**yeroc500**

Whatever, it was a overexageration. Dark calm down.

**ineptus astartes**

yes...Mark is unpopular with his fellow travelers.

**WARORK93**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:OOC: Hundreds of Gaunts? I call BS. Not even gonna go into explaining my reasons, they're pretty damn obvious. But I probably will be forced to in a minute anyway.

OOC: -sighs- just edit it to dozens, whatever, this thread is full of shenanigans anyway...

IC:

Mkarth rubbed his bearded face and shook his head while the Tanith with him chuckled...

"Alright Atlas, we're even..." He said and sat down next to him to watch whatever he was watching.

"What is this about?" Mktayl asked.

"Been doing a little research on their cogitators." Domor said, his mechanic eyes whirring. "Apparently this stuff is like a documentary on some war the titans had decades back, the tan colored ones with the swords lost to the white colored ones with the autoguns and that's why their country is so small." He finished, shrugging.

There was a part in the movie where one of the Marines began firing into the night with a heavy machine gun held at his hip and he killed many enemies.

"Damn, those titans don't mess around do they?"

"Got that right, sir." Ven said appearing next to him, Mkarth looked at him, spooked.

"...I'm not even going to ask." He said.

"It'd be better that way, sir." Bonin said from behind him with the rest of the Tanith scouts were now seated. Mkarth shrugged and went back to watching people get killed.

**ineptus astartes**

(flight arrives fairly soon)

**ineptus astartes**

so all we need is an RP from yeroc and LCk before we land

**yeroc500**

Marduk intently watched as the cunning japanese man pulled a grenade and killed himself along with an american. "Thats right take as many as you can no retreat!"

**yeroc500**

Well we`re SOL cuz klimino isnt on.

**ineptus astartes**

OKAY. I will RP the arrival at the house. you all can RP the check-out

**Darkvoidof40k**

As the small force of Tyranids fell upon the surprised Guardsmen, cutting down dozens instantly as frantic Las fire killed a few Gaunts. Worse was the raging monstrosity that crashed into the Imperial forces, causing destruction in its wake. None could stand before it.

Then there was an inspiring call from nearby, "Stand firm, soldiers of the Emperor!"
Lord Kaldor Draigo raised his storm bolter and expertly killed four Gaunts as Justicar Sontaro's Purifiers took up a battle stance around him, aiding the Guardsmen. The Tervigon turned its attention to its new opponents as more Gaunts burst from within its massive hide. The brood-mother roared as it stomped towards them. Kaldor and his accompanying Knights began chanting the Litanies of Hate as they charged. Psychic flame embroiled and encompassed the Gaunts, killing the majority. Those that still stood were swiftly cut down. Draigo himself tackled the fearsome Tervigon. Mighty though it was, it was no match for the Supreme Grand Master of the Grey Knights. He sliced through a scything talon before decapitating the monstrous creature with an expert Coup De Grace with the Titansword. The bleeding carcass of the Tervigon slumped to the ground, convulsing as it died.

Draigo turned to his men and the Guardsmen, who were cheering with victory.

**yeroc500**

Marduk smirked. Show off. Kol-badar punched a hole in the crate with his powerfist he was so piping.

**ineptus astartes**

"how many tervies are IN there?' asked mark and shook the bag

**Darkvoidof40k**

ineptus astartes wrote:"how many tervies are IN there?' asked mark and shook the bag

Just the one.

Debating within my own mind whether to play Retribution or make an IC post. Hum ho.

**TrollPie**

The tyranids lay dead around him, and Yarrick whiped the sweat from his forehead.
"Thank you!" he called to the men standing around him. Apart from Draigo, to whome he simply muttered, "fething show off."
Looks like their was a lot less than I thought. Just a few dozen. If their were hundreds...that would just be ridiculous. Yarrick thought, before climbing back out the bag and perching on the side of the seat.
"Oh, God damn it!" Mark whispered furiously, seeing the blood and bodies splattered around his bag. "This'll take ages to whipe up!" Mark began rummaging through his bag, leaving Yarrick free from his influence for a while.
The show about the odd-looking fighter-Giants was over. Now there was something different on; something about a fat, moustached man who raided people's houses, all the while shrieking "Go compare!". Then he, thankfully, disappeared and there was something about a meerkat and his malfunctioning machine. Why doesn't he get a Techpriest to fix his "Website", rather than using this unsanctioned tech-heresy? he thought. Then at least 15 different people asked him,
"Are you paying to much for your car insurance?" and a new programme came on. There was a short musical intro, then the main feature started. It appeared to be about a heretic, a pervert and a strange, snivelling creature.

**WARORK93**

It took the Tanith scouts a few minutes but they finally cleared all of Mark's carry on luggage and reported back to Mkarth with negative contacts.

"Xenos purged." Mkarth said up to the titan with a thumbs up sign. He then waved to the Grey Knights.

"Nifty work with those bolters of yours! You'll have to teach my boys how to do that some time!" Mkarth said in a good natured jab, when the Grey Knights ignored him the Tanith just gave a dismissive gesture and went back to laying low as Mark was beginning to draw some glares from around the cabin.

**ineptus astartes**

A grumbling Mark began wiping up the blood from his seat and having a group of guards with meltas remove the tervigon and gaunt corpses, turning them into mush, which was quickly shoved into the space between the seats.

“Attention, this is your captain speaking, we are beginning our final approach, please stow your luggage and do not leave a mess.” After giving the assorted miniature killers a ‘see?’ glare, he ordered them into their bags and his pockets respectively

**yeroc500**

Marduk got into the case along with the squad of annoited. He gleamed to think of what room he was going to get. Hopefully a garage again.

**ineptus astartes**

there are no garages

**yeroc500**

OOC: I know that, but Marduk doesnt.

**ineptus astartes**

posted pics of the house but they will take a while to get up

**ineptus astartes**

game room balcony

Marks room

third floor hallway/stairs

**lord commissar klimino**

as vio finished his book,he smiled. "hey mark,looks like you guys almost get the greater good,but i see some flaws..." so as he entered marks pocket,he continued to spout a very descriptive lecture on the problems of this communism."and so,that concludes my issues with communism. any questions?"

**ineptus astartes**

"uh...yes" said Mark "What did pigs have to do with it at all?"

**Darkvoidof40k**

Draigo turned to the alien leader of the Tau that had clearly been whispering lies to the Greater Daemon - which, under closer examination, was nought but a giant, scruffy-looking human - and bellowed, "I have but a single question - why has that xeno been allowed to continue desecrating this transport with its existence?"

With that he began to march towards the Tau leader menacingly, blade raised and squad Sontaro following.

**yeroc500**

Oh so I decided. I want the den. Until I see the up upstairs.

**WARORK93**

OOC: I'm pretty sure I'm gonna call the game room but that really depends on where Mark wants to put my guys after we killed his other house...

**ineptus astartes**

Mark picked up the grey knight and stuffed him in the container, "because I say so." said Mark.

**lord commissar klimino**

vio turned to the human leader and said "because if you kill off all the dirty pigs,you wont have anything thats dirty left inside your government." he then pulled his rifle off his back and shot the sword out of the humans hand. "im allowed to liv because the color giver lets me. he makes the rules here,not your dead god."

**yeroc500**

Hahahahaahahahhaha agreed. Anyways

IC: Marduk used his minds eye to soar free and went searching for the other leaders. He saw that the cursed grey knight was about to kill the tau. "No no no", Marduk said to the commander, instantly breaking the non working wards apart and speaking through to the brutes mind.

**lord commissar klimino**

wtf? we have 3 versions of the same story!?!??