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Chowderhead wrote:

Bloodfever wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Calm down main, calm down! I didnt shave, therefore the universe didnt implode

The universe is actually maintained by facial hair? Everything I thought I knew about physics has been a lie!

No, it's just that KC's beard is the avatar of the Universe, and it will move on after his (glorious) host has passed on.

You shave it, you kill the universe.

/insertstringtheoryjokeaboutbeardhairs

So it is in a way, like the Dr.Who of facial hair, if he dies, it regenerates as someone else? Or is it its own symbiotic entity that goes off in search of a new face to adorn?

Bloodfever wrote:

What can I say, the music isn't the Distillers only appeal

Aint that the truth... The fantastic looking truth...

Have you heard spinnerette yet? I try to isten as a loyal Brody fan but it is just bad.

And I found a more recent picture taken during a show I can not remeber at all. Thus I give you drunk Johnny!

Bloodfever wrote:

Chowderhead wrote:

Bloodfever wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Calm down main, calm down! I didnt shave, therefore the universe didnt implode

The universe is actually maintained by facial hair? Everything I thought I knew about physics has been a lie!

No, it's just that KC's beard is the avatar of the Universe, and it will move on after his (glorious) host has passed on.

You shave it, you kill the universe.

/insertstringtheoryjokeaboutbeardhairs

So it is in a way, like the Dr.Who of facial hair, if he dies, it regenerates as someone else? Or is it its own symbiotic entity that goes off in search of a new face to adorn?

Uhm, I dunno TBH, we never really talked about that

Johnny-Crass wrote:
Have you heard spinnerette yet? I try to isten as a loyal Brody fan but it is just bad.

Yeah, I'm pretty dissapointed with it, it seems like she's trying to break the mainstream or something, but that seems to be the norm for alot of 'punk' bands these days sadly.

I don't know AFI managed it some how..
"I swer they were punk, I swer they were..."

Chowderhead wrote:

Johnny-Crass wrote:Also poor Chowder poor poor Chowder

Why am I so sad now?

Did KC shave? Did Alarming Rick not alarm anyone today? Did the brony brigade kill my friends?

TELL ME!

Clam down little lady! Don't get your bikini in a twist. I haven't Alarmed anyone(that you know ) today.
I'm still getting over the fact Ribbon Fox is a Foxy dude. Mind blowing.

Ah this thread is brilliant! just popped into 'see' what's been going on and put faces to names and stumble across the whole ribbon fox thing! lol excellent stuff! I'm guessing that fact kinda caught some people off guard a bit! myself included but you can see an adam's apple in the bigger shot :-) nice work fox! well done for staying true to yourself!

And KC I'm going to ask Dakka if you are the beardiest bloke on here? I do sport a beard myself but I'm much more sculpted and sinister style than you, which I think you saw in my Blue steel days! (ah the memories)

I think a beard appreciation thread/group is in order!

I have studied your beard long and hard KC and i have deicided you need to get rid of the mustache, It's 14 year old wispiness is not befitting of so otherwise Manful an Endeavour. At ribonfox you are very convincing as a lady.

@Nerdfest. Are you Linkin Park?

KC, what would it take to shave your beard, seriously. what would it take?

nerdfest09 wrote:And KC I'm going to ask Dakka if you are the beardiest bloke on here? I do sport a beard myself but I'm much more sculpted and sinister style than you, which I think you saw in my Blue steel days! (ah the memories)

This a great idea. Someone start a beard contest thread!

Know i realise this is a futile endevour due to the fact the KC would almost certainly auto win but we should do it anyway.

hotsauceman1 wrote:KC, what would it take to shave your beard, seriously. what would it take?

Dont tempt fate for the parting of the bread from the skin of the being known as KC would only spell doom for all humanaty and even dare I say the universe.

Dakka Dakka, where even the hot chicks are nerdy men.

......and Albatross is an all seeing eye surrounded by Space Invaders?

I'm getting a haircut today so I'll probably grab a quick picture after college.

I throw a joke around whenever I find out someone is sporting a beard, I called it BeardBrigade. Hasnt really mounted to much. And if you guys wanted to do a contest, I could just be the judge? I mean, it wouldnt be fair for me to throw mine in the ring, because it eats small unsuspecting children for christ sakes. Ive actually had 5 kids in my life, only 2 have survived....so far.



As for what it would take, yea itd take a feth ton. Ive told my wife if she ever cut it (she jokes about it sometimes) Id kill her. Worst part is, I think I believe that too Speaking of my statche, heres the odd thing, no kidding, I havnt shaved it in probably 6 years. Thats as long as it gets. Which pisses me off, because I want the super stache to go with the super beard. My dad says his never grew in until he was in his 30s, so maybe Ive just got some waiting to do? Im hoping.

nerdfest09 - Of coruse Im the beardiest bloke on here, thats how I roll. Blue steel days Too much fun.


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corpsesarefun wrote:I'm getting a haircut today so I'll probably grab a quick picture after college.

Oh hurray!

Am I the only person here who already knew Ribon wasn't a girl?

I knew she was a transexual, she has mentioned it before.

Sounds like it!

corpsesarefun wrote:I knew she was a transexual, she has mentioned it before.

I swore she had, just needed confirmation that I wasn't going insane/becoming more insane.

To be fair me agreeing with you is poor evidence for your sanity.

Yes I had, afew times but I don't go around shoving it in folks faces like some of my type do; ie the look at me look at me types lol
Oh and thank you for the use of "she"

The way I see it if you want to be called she or he more power to you, just don't expect me to call you anything over 5 syllables long.

Albatross wrote:To be fair, you make a fairly hot chick. I'm serious.

Agreed.

Were I to grow my beard back out to its full and inexplicably red glory I feel that I would give KC a run for his money.

Given my wife's feelings on that amount of facial hair, however, doing so would be tantamount to a vow of celibacy.

That would be awesome, I think you have a good face for a mega beard MR, why does that sound odd typing?

I actually keep mine trimmed a bit, I like the sides along my jaw line to be shortened and Im constantly trimming the "goatee" part to keep split ends at bay. I actually take care of it, I dont tend to let it go like a wild man.....though one Christmas I did let it go nuts for awhile, and theres a picture my mom has somewhere, that I swear to god, it looks like Im wearing a big ol scarf on Christmas day

Monster Rain wrote:Were I to grow my beard back out to its full and inexplicably red glory I feel that I would give KC a run for his money.

Given my wife's feelings on that amount of facial hair, however, doing so would be tantamount to a vow of celibacy.

Mise

Monster Rain wrote:
Given my wife's feelings on that amount of facial hair, however, doing so would be tantamount to a vow of celibacy.

One of the only good things about being a geographic bachelor is that I don't have to shave every day.

I dont shave regardless. Even for jobs, I just tell them I have a religious reason for my beard, so Ill trim it up and keep it orderly, but I will not, under any circumstances shave it off. And its worked for years, infact, that BS story might even had nagged me a few jobs just out of curiosity

Ribon Fox wrote:I'll bite.
This is me 70% of the time


This is me the other 30%


Yes both pics are edited but that was to incress my portfolio of work so that it was more than just random buildings and fields

I think that's what 4chan calls a "delicious trap" ;D
Things like this make me wonder how anyone could profess to monosexuality.